Stocks Drop And So Does Your Ass – Out Of These Pants

Giving all new meaning to Breaking News, the Canadian athletic apparel brand Lululemon announced over the weekend its sheer disappointment that the company’s popular yoga pants were pulled down from the shelves due to a transparent manufacturing problem: they are see-through.

It was clear Lululemon was caught with its pants down when the bottom dropped out of their stock prices, which fell 3.8% yesterday and continued the free fall another 5.2% in after-hours trading.

The announcement was accompanied by a very flimsy excuse from the Lululemon team:

The ingredients, weight and longevity qualities of the women’s black luon bottoms remain the same but the coverage does not, resulting in a level of sheerness in some of our women’s black luon bottoms that fall short of our very high standards.

Bossy thinks she understands. Weight, coverage, short, high.

If you like this post about Yoga Pants, be sure to click this link to read Bossy’s post about her very own pants masquerading as crotchless panties.

Or click here for Bossy’s tutorial on Eye Yoga — which will make you throw away your reading glasses forever! (Until you buy stronger ones.)

Or you could click here to read Bossy’s post, “This isn’t one of those blogs that talk incessantly of Yoga Pants.”

Or click this link for Bossy’s straw-poll featuring Yoga Pants and an amputee and panty lines.