The first thing you need to know about this year’s American Music Awards is Bossy didn’t see the show. The second thing you need to know about this year’s American Music Awards is Bossy can’t stop referring to it as the Video Music Awards.
The next thing you need to know is: Bossy doesn’t know. She doesn’t know the American Music Awards’ artists, and she doesn’t know the songs, and she doesn’t know the records because there are no more records!
The thing that’s strange is, Bossy prides herself in keeping up with music. And Bossy for the most part has embraced the new technology that delivers this music:
But at some point Bossy stopped learning names. That and faces. Here are a few examples: