I first spotted you across the room. You were sitting on a friend’s lap (top). You were kinda cute but I was a little drunk. To tell the truth you really didn’t make that big an impression on me. I was into other stuff I guess – and I thought you were trying too hard. And then I didn’t see you again for six, seven months? A friend re-introduced me. This time I was instantly attracted – you were charming and funny and so well put together. But I sort of thought you were only good for a couple of laughs, nothing long term. After all, I wasn’t looking for any kind of commitment – I had just ended my five-year relationship with cable. But the things you say – wow – you pop into my mind a lot during the day and sometimes when I think of you I giggle to myself. I made you a priority; I manipulate my alone time. But lately you’re not that attentive and you’re getting really unreliable. I mean I check with you two, three, twelve times a day – why won’t you post? Where are you and what could you be doing? I left like three long comments – but it doesn’t seem to matter! What’s wrong? Haven’t I always been there when you need me? Am I simply a page view to you? A Spring Ping?