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Blog Kindergarten: A Bossy Tutorial. How To Park Perfectly Every Time According To Bossy’s Father And He Should Know Because He’s Been Parking For Approximately Eight Dozen Years.

Locate a Parking Space.
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First line-up the rear of your car with the existing parked car.
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Now cut your wheel and bring ‘er back.
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Bring ‘er back sharp until your left rear taillight is perfectly lined-up with the parked car’s right headlight.
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And only then do you cut your wheel and ease ‘er in.

There. Just like a Body in a Coffin.
Done

Or you could continue to follow the idiot method taught to you by your father.
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  1. For me, it was putting to trash cans in the driveway and knocking them over until I got it right. Finally, I got it right and I can park in Boston, New York and Philly without any problems. I add Philly b/c those kids really know how to park!