John Spencer: You so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
Hillary Clinton: Oh Yeah? Well you so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
John Spencer: You so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
Hillary Clinton: You so ugly, you stuck your head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.?
John Spencer: You so ugly, you make onions cry.
Hillary Clinton: But you so ugly, the tide wouldn’t bring you in.