Tired of those pesky glue-on lash extensions? Try this new cosmetic surgery for longer, thicker lashes.
This “plug and sew” technique costs $3000 an eye and requires only local anesthetic, light sedation, and the kind of vanity logic that allows you to believe that needles in your eye are a good thing.
Side effects of the procedure include increased lash trimming since the transplanted hairs coincidentally grow at the exact same rate as those little hairs at the back of the scalp! And hello? Your lashes will turn white.