Hi. I’m John Kerry. I graduated from Yale University and Boston College Law School, served two tours of duty in Vietnam where I was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts – I was a top prosecutor in Massachusetts before serving three consecutive terms in the United States Senate where I provided health insurance for millions of low-income children, improved public education, protected our natural environment, strengthened my state’s economy, and gained a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln – and my sorry ass still lost the Presidential election to a drug-addicted frat boy with dirt-low approval ratings.
And now with only six more calendar days until the important midterm elections I decide to call the troops dumb.
My fellow Democrats, I have but one suggestion:
Do You Think We Can Get This Guy To Shut Up For Two Seconds?
Adorable Girlfriend saysNovember 1, 2006 at 9:34 am
Geez, this is after he was photographed with a female student in Iowa with a drinking funnel.
JFK might consider the tape and a new PR person.
1peanut saysNovember 1, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Is that the same roll of duck tape you used to cover the hole that the rodent made in our screen door?
nc_chick_35 saysNovember 1, 2006 at 8:47 pm
you need more ducktape…enough for all the other politicians..in fact,,they should all have to take a test to become politicians..a lie detector test..and an oral exam..other than one from a staff aide under a table..i doubt one of them would pass..