Hi. I’m John Kerry. I graduated from Yale University and Boston College Law School, served two tours of duty in Vietnam where I was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts – I was a top prosecutor in Massachusetts before serving three consecutive terms in the United States Senate where I provided health insurance for millions of low-income children, improved public education, protected our natural environment, strengthened my state’s economy, and gained a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln – and my sorry ass still lost the Presidential election to a drug-addicted frat boy with dirt-low approval ratings.
And now with only six more calendar days until the important midterm elections I decide to call the troops dumb.
My fellow Democrats, I have but one suggestion:
Do You Think We Can Get This Guy To Shut Up For Two Seconds?
Geez, this is after he was photographed with a female student in Iowa with a drinking funnel.
JFK might consider the tape and a new PR person.
Is that the same roll of duck tape you used to cover the hole that the rodent made in our screen door?
you need more ducktape…enough for all the other politicians..in fact,,they should all have to take a test to become politicians..a lie detector test..and an oral exam..other than one from a staff aide under a table..i doubt one of them would pass..