ADVICE OF THE DAY – Canada Has Some Lovely Lovely Real Estate.

This earnest three-bedroom/two-bath house has a view of the famous Bras d’Or Lake in North Sydney. Other features include a trash compactor, gazebo, and no George Bush:

Or how about this understated number in Saskatoon:

Located just one block from Confederation Park Elementary School and three blocks from Roborecki Elementary School and Sweet Jesus how many elementary schools do you need really? Additional features include an intercom system because you never know when you’re going to get lost inside its rambling two rooms. Another feature: no George Bush.

Deep in the heart of the Yukon Territory you’ll find this:

This is an energy-efficient home within view of Kluane National Park. Triple-pane windows, double wall construction, and oil-monitored heat are all you really need to know about this polar ménage a froid except that the freighter canoe conveys. Plenty of bushes but no George.

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