Twas the night before Christmas
When on Bossy’s Blog
Not a creature was stirring – except for that rodent thingy that everyone thinks is actually a rat who frolicks under Bossy’s bureau.
The stockings were hung by the hard drive with care
In hopes that St. Nick has some stuffer gifts to share – because Bossy is damned if she’s waiting in one more Target checkout line.
Bossy’s kids were nestled all snug in their posts
While visions their mom pulled a salary hung close.
With Bossy’s husband asleep and Bossy in her cute cap
Had just settled in for a marital flap
When out on her wetlands there arose some more water
What’s another few inches – how much is a lawyer?
Away to the computer like a dove Bossy soared,
And she plopped in her desk chair and clicked the keyboard,
When what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But her Blog’s viewer numbers which are stuck in first gear.
While other Blogs garner blog fans in the millions
And their Blog Hosts earn big bucks from blog-reading civilians,
I Am Bossy spins tires, coughs, sputters, and stalls
And lies soggy on very few Blog-rolls – Oh Balls.
Now Wolcott! Now Huffington! Now Kunstler! Now Dooce!
Daily KOS! And Ze Frank! Seth Godin! And ?? ??? ??!
What do they have that Bossy does not, by the way?
The answer dear friends: 114,000 Viewers A Day.
Save Bossy from whoring across all of cyberspace!
Forward i am bossy to three
influential friends today!