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Archives for December 2006
Planes Trains and Hello – Is It Me You’re Looking For?
Remember that scene where John Candy is driving the wrong way down the interstate dodging oncoming traffic while the unwieldy map flaps in his face and his arms are caught in his coat that’s halfway peeled off? That was totally Nicole Ritchie yesterday. On State Highway 134. Except Steve Martin wasn’t in the car. And…
BOSSY MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY – George W & Jeb: The Lost Shakespeare Play.
The play begins when Three Witches – Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld – meet in a thunderstorm to discuss who shall replace the traitorous Bill Clinton to become King of America. The Three Witches spy George W on his way home from a Texas Rangers game. “Yee shall be Thane of Texas, Thane…