Dynamic semi-autonomous Agency looking for self-fire-starter to spearhead national security campaign through the military application of nuclear energy.
- Strategic management
- Policy development and guidance
- Budget formulation
- Intelligence activity
- Counterintelligence activity
- Counter to intelligence activity i.e. deposit top-secret nuclear information in Los Alamos crack houses
- Legal matters i.e. defending your ass after your pet researcher Wen Ho Lee distributes nuclear warhead data to China, or after four other employees steal electronic data containing classified information.
- Must be crooked as a rattler in a cactus patch.
Interested candidates should contact:
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almostinfamous saysJanuary 18, 2007 at 11:41 pm
it’s probably just a multiple entry warhead, so if you’re gonna be wiped out, you’ll have plenty of company.
on the other hand, the waiting line to get into the afterlife would be freakin LONG!