Meet Peter Themba Moyo.

Peter Themba Moyo introduces himself as the elder son of Mr. Johnatan Nkomo Moyo from the Republic of Zimbabwe and isn’t that just so cute the way he calls himself the elder son? Anyway Bossy is so lucky because Peter Themba Moyo needs someone to help transfer funds out of South Africa! And he selected Bossy as that person! Even though when Peter Themba Moyo emailed Bossy to tell her she was the exact capable person he’s been looking for he spelled capable like this: capeble.

So anyway, in this email, Bossy’s new best friend Peter Themba Moyo explained all about the current war in Zimbabwe – and about how all of the white farmers had to surrender their farms to President Robert Mugabe. And Peter Themba Moyo’s family was no exception – because whatever President Robert Mugabe wants President Robert Mugabe gets.

Which is odd because Peter Themba Moyo emailed Bossy that his very own father – Mr. Johnatan Nkomo Moyo – was President Robert Mugabe’s Finance Minister! Yes way! Even though poor Peter Themba Moyo must be all mixed up because Johnatan Nkomo Moyo was not the Finance Minister, he was the Information Minister – and his name was not Johnatan Nkomo Moyo but rather Jonathan Moyo – and isn’t it cute the way Peter Themba Moyo is always doing stuff like that?

But Bossy supposes the mix-up doesn’t really matter considering the fact that Peter Themba Moyo emailed all about how his father Mr. Jonathan Moyo Mr. Johnatan Nkomo Moyo died in the struggle over the family farm. And before his dad died/didn’t die (was the Finance Minister/was the Information Minister/was no kind of Minister) he told Peter Themba Moyo all about a huge wad of money the family had tucked away with a Security company in South Africa. Twenty Two Million United States Dollars! And Bossy didn’t add all of those capital letters, Peter Themba Moyo did!

Which is where Bossy comes in because Peter Themba Moyo is an Insane Asylum seeker a Political Asylum seeker and he’s not allowed to operate a bank account! And so he offered 25% of the money to Bossy – all she has to do is furnish Peter Themba Moyo with her own bank account numbers and security codes and don’t you just love new best friends who use words like furnish?

But the greatest part is Peter Themba Moyo promises the transaction is 100% risk free! All Bossy has to do while waiting to get rich is calculate the percentage of her share!