Take a Virtual Vacation With Bossy Lindsay Lohan.

This is Wonderland Center – West Hollywood’s first-class residential detoxification and treatment program. The Center’s three rustic acres are situated in the heart of Laurel Canyon which is good because most of their clients are in the Entertainment Industry and need convenient access to film studios, recording studios, booze, and crystal meth.

According to the website, Wonderland Center’s extensive services include Emotional care, Physical care, Spiritual care, Medical care, Psychiatric care, Extended care, Aftercare, and Care to explain how you can be an alcoholic when only last year you looked like this?

Check Out The Resort With Great Food, Two Pools, 300 Thread-Count Sheets – And All You Need Is A Boatload Of Cash And A Small Heroin Habit.

And Here’s The Bedtime Story Of How Lohan Checked Into The Facility After A Heart To Heart With The Guy Who Calls Her Firecrotch.