In a small town named Sandwich in the year ‘96
A wee pill was born to stiffen limp dicks
Smooth muscles relax with this penile riser
Which costs ten bucks a pill and is packaged by Pfizer.
Although no pill could help Bob Dole win that election
The blue diamond pill helped him win an erection
And Rush Limbaugh’s suitcase endorsed “Vitamin V”
(Although not Rush himself with his “not guilty” plea.)
Among the long list of the swell side effects
Is longer duration of sex sex sex sex
In addition: hypotension, infarction, and stroke
(and he stroked and he stroked and he stroked stroked stroked stroked.)
Other issues are flushing, weird heart beats, and sneezing
Along with blurred vision and incessant teasing
And now add to that list a decreased sense of smell
But considering your lap dance it’s really just as well.
Read How Viagra Takers Develop Chronic Nasal Congestion – Which Doesn’t Sound That Sexy To Bossy.
Chuckles says
January 26, 2007 at 3:25 pmIs it hot in here or is it just me?