In honor of Bossy’s close and personal friend Ree, Bossy has prepared the following Digital Photo tutorial:
This elegant shot was taken with Bossy’s very own outstretched arm using her new Nikon D80. The D stands for digital. The 80 stands for the number of years it will take Bossy to read through the instruction manual.
So. Take the above photo. Please. Like, now. It could use a few adjustments and for this Bossy utilizes her
prestigious free photo program. You’ve probably heard of it — it’s called Photoshop Graphic Converter.
First Bossy increases the Sharpness:
There! What a significant difference. Next Bossy needs to increase the levels because there are still a few pimples on Bossy’s face you can’t see. What are levels? Very simple — they are xiidje kkdirkd jfjeei jjsjshee:
Next Bossy lowers the Brightness:
Then Bossy decreases the amount of Saturation:
Jodi saysApril 25, 2007 at 10:13 am
Ha. I once did my own unabomber photo with a manifesto. Lemme find it …
Okay, so it’s unabomber meets Che Guevera (and, it’s on my old blog).
Chuckles saysApril 25, 2007 at 10:22 am
I was expecting to see four photos that were all exactly the same. This was funnier.
blue girl saysApril 25, 2007 at 10:28 am
Great Graphic Converter work, BOSSY. You are an artiste.
Scott-O-Rama saysApril 25, 2007 at 10:44 am
Wow! I must go buy me that photo program. Talk about Unabomber-sexy!
Jen M. saysApril 25, 2007 at 11:00 am
Jason saysApril 25, 2007 at 11:15 am
I knew I saw a resemblance!
tuesday saysApril 25, 2007 at 11:24 am
That is hysterical!
Alicia saysApril 25, 2007 at 11:41 am
moi saysApril 25, 2007 at 11:44 am
New for Spring 2007: Domestic Terrorist Chic. I think Victoria Beckham could really OWN this look.
Oh, The Joys saysApril 25, 2007 at 12:39 pm
BOSSY spoofs Rhea nicely.
Alicia saysApril 25, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Happy Interior Painter’s Day!
Les~ saysApril 25, 2007 at 2:41 pm
1peanut saysApril 25, 2007 at 2:58 pm
BOSSY- that last black and white picture! Now really, I don’t want to embarrass you but they sell bleach creams, or as that upper lip looks extra thick, wax.
Brando saysApril 25, 2007 at 4:02 pm
That was awesome.
davido saysApril 25, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I used to live in the unabomber’s home town of Lombard, IL. It was a pretty boring little town, but nothing to bomb home about.
TLB saysApril 25, 2007 at 4:56 pm
I nearly choked to death when I saw that last photo on the cold Brando gave me.
I heart Bossy.
tongue in cheek saysApril 25, 2007 at 6:17 pm
lol, I like your mustache. How did you do that?
Michael Bains saysApril 25, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Look out! Here comes the Una-Bossy!
erin saysApril 26, 2007 at 2:19 am
You rock, Bossy!!!!
Hayes saysApril 26, 2007 at 8:53 am
hehe… it’s amazing the similarities! 😉 You should join the Inmate Look-A-Like circuit!