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How To Retouch Your Photos: Otherwise Known As When Bossy Paints In Cold Wind She Looks Plenty Scary.

In honor of Bossy’s close and personal friend Ree, Bossy has prepared the following Digital Photo tutorial:

Begin with a photo:
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This elegant shot was taken with Bossy’s very own outstretched arm using her new Nikon D80. The D stands for digital. The 80 stands for the number of years it will take Bossy to read through the instruction manual.

So. Take the above photo. Please. Like, now. It could use a few adjustments and for this Bossy utilizes her prestigious free photo program. You’ve probably heard of it — it’s called Photoshop Graphic Converter.

First Bossy increases the Sharpness:
Sharpness

There! What a significant difference. Next Bossy needs to increase the levels because there are still a few pimples on Bossy’s face you can’t see. What are levels? Very simple — they are xiidje kkdirkd jfjeei jjsjshee:
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Next Bossy lowers the Brightness:
Brightness_3

Then Bossy decreases the amount of Saturation:
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And finally Bossy monkeys with the contrast:
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  13. BOSSY- that last black and white picture! Now really, I don’t want to embarrass you but they sell bleach creams, or as that upper lip looks extra thick, wax.

  15. I used to live in the unabomber’s home town of Lombard, IL. It was a pretty boring little town, but nothing to bomb home about.