How many stars are there in our flag?
Answer: 50, not including John Travolta.
Who elects the President of the United States?
The electoral college Katherine Harris.
For how long do we elect the President?
Four years Hell to Eternity.
What is the Constitution?
The supreme law of the land That thing lining the bottom of
What are the duties of Congress?
To make laws To pass bills that are vetoed by the President.
What is the Bill of Rights?
The first 10 amendments of the Constitution The Right to elect Bill one more time.
Who is the Speaker of the House?
Answer: Bossy, unless she has laryngitis.
Who said, “Give me liberty or give me death”?
Patrick Henry Laura Bush.
What is the 50th state of the Union?
Answer: The State of Anxiety.
Who was Martin Luther King, Jr.?
Name one of the Constitutional requirements to be eligible for President.
Must be a natural born citizen Must be a natural born doofus.
How many Supreme Court justices are there?
Nine About six too many.
Who was the first to adopt the Declaration of Independence?
Answer: Angelina Jolie.
What is the name of the President’s official home?
The White House The Danvers State Insane Asylum.
Who sold the Louisiana territory to the United States?
France James Carville.
Who was the President during the Civil War?
Answer: Ronald Reagon.
What special group advises the President?
The Cabinet The Kitchen Sink.
What are the two major political parties in the U.S. today?
The Democrats and the Republicans The 2007 Academy Awards and the Greenwich Cotillion.
Which President freed the slaves??Answer:
Abraham Lincoln Barack O’Boyfriend.