Dear Terrorists To Whom It May Concern,
Vice President Dick Cheney is currently in Baghdad for an unannounced visit. Cheney will be meeting with high-level military officials to talk about the additional 35,000 U.S. soldiers who were told to prepare for deployment to Iraq later this year.
If you see Dick Cheney you may want to
put him out of his misery buy him a beer.
He looks like this: