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A Bossy Letter.

Dear Terrorists To Whom It May Concern,

Vice President Dick Cheney is currently in Baghdad for an unannounced visit. Cheney will be meeting with high-level military officials to talk about the additional 35,000 U.S. soldiers who were told to prepare for deployment to Iraq later this year.

If you see Dick Cheney you may want to put him out of his misery buy him a beer.

He looks like this:

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Love, Bossy.

Here Are Other Details About His Secret Itinerary If You Are, You Know, Curious.

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  3. I really want to leave a witty comment, so just this, the truth: I had a suck ass couple of days and it is hot as hell in my office. I have this thing: I need to laugh every morning or I am completely worthless.

    This post took care of the suck-assness, the laugh, and now I can ignore how completely and ridiculously hell-like it is at my desk. I still may be worthless, but I am good with that. At least I’m not a … Dick.

  4. I don’t know why, but every time I see Dick Cheney, I just want to dress him up in drag. And not in a mumu and nurse shoes, either, but in, like, maybe one of those gawd awful mini bubble skirts with a teensy tunic top and some way high wedgie heels. And then send him strolling down the street somewhere off Dupont Circle in the hopes that someone makes him their biatch.

  6. The three likeliest candidates for impeachment and removal from office in the history of the United States:

    Andrew JOHNSON
    DICK Nixon
    Bill (SLICK WILLY) Clinton

    Can we PLEASE add another penis connection to this list?!?

  8. Actually, if we replace Teh Slick One (who was only eligible on a partisan technicality) with Teflon Ron, who actually DID break laws (Arms for Hostages anyone?), then the dick list would be quite complete.

  9. I love your blog! I have always laughed at your comments left on other blogs, so I finally wandered over here. You are great!

  10. You DO realize you are talking about the Vice Prez of the United States of America, dont you?? Oh good, I just wanted to clarify so I could make an unannounced visit of my own! I’ll have a beer when I get back, keep it chilled for me!

    Love your blog and I am adding you to my links, so I can peek back often! Please, more, more!!

  11. I think the secret service may be tapping on your door soon.

    Not funny.

  13. The SS guys drink their tea (??) from the “left” side of the glass…just sayin’.

  16. moi: I don’t know why, but every time I see Dick Cheney, I just want to dress him up in drag.

    Oh, thank GOD. I thought I was the only one.

  19. So it’s “game time” is it? Thank God. Because as soon as they start tossing out the sports metaphors you know things are going to be well managed.

  24. “Can we PLEASE add another penis connection to this list?!?”

    If you want to get technical, a penis goes into the bush hence making a penis connection.