Dear Terrorists To Whom It May Concern,
Vice President Dick Cheney is currently in Baghdad for an unannounced visit. Cheney will be meeting with high-level military officials to talk about the additional 35,000 U.S. soldiers who were told to prepare for deployment to Iraq later this year.
If you see Dick Cheney you may want to
put him out of his misery buy him a beer.
He looks like this:
Here Are Other Details About His Secret Itinerary If You Are, You Know, Curious.
magpie saysMay 9, 2007 at 9:02 am
But if you give him a beer, do you also have to let him shoot a friend in the face?
Christie saysMay 9, 2007 at 9:43 am
He looks constipated in that picture….
Jodi saysMay 9, 2007 at 9:53 am
I really want to leave a witty comment, so just this, the truth: I had a suck ass couple of days and it is hot as hell in my office. I have this thing: I need to laugh every morning or I am completely worthless.
This post took care of the suck-assness, the laugh, and now I can ignore how completely and ridiculously hell-like it is at my desk. I still may be worthless, but I am good with that. At least I’m not a … Dick.
moi saysMay 9, 2007 at 10:06 am
I don’t know why, but every time I see Dick Cheney, I just want to dress him up in drag. And not in a mumu and nurse shoes, either, but in, like, maybe one of those gawd awful mini bubble skirts with a teensy tunic top and some way high wedgie heels. And then send him strolling down the street somewhere off Dupont Circle in the hopes that someone makes him their biatch.
Jen M. saysMay 9, 2007 at 10:29 am
Noooo. I need a cleansing picture now, like fluffy kittens or good shoes. He is such a troll.
The Great Getzby saysMay 9, 2007 at 10:39 am
The three likeliest candidates for impeachment and removal from office in the history of the United States:
Bill (SLICK WILLY) Clinton
Can we PLEASE add another penis connection to this list?!?
BOSSY saysMay 9, 2007 at 11:35 am
Dear Getzby: You forgot George Penis Walker Bush.
Michael Bains saysMay 9, 2007 at 11:36 am
Actually, if we replace Teh Slick One (who was only eligible on a partisan technicality) with Teflon Ron, who actually DID break laws (Arms for Hostages anyone?), then the dick list would be quite complete.
Susan W saysMay 9, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I love your blog! I have always laughed at your comments left on other blogs, so I finally wandered over here. You are great!
jenny saysMay 9, 2007 at 1:13 pm
You DO realize you are talking about the Vice Prez of the United States of America, dont you?? Oh good, I just wanted to clarify so I could make an unannounced visit of my own! I’ll have a beer when I get back, keep it chilled for me!
Love your blog and I am adding you to my links, so I can peek back often! Please, more, more!!
White cali guy saysMay 9, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I think the secret service may be tapping on your door soon.
1peanut saysMay 9, 2007 at 1:17 pm
your right! it was hilarious.
Les~ saysMay 9, 2007 at 2:02 pm
The SS guys drink their tea (??) from the “left” side of the glass…just sayin’.
nutmeg saysMay 9, 2007 at 2:38 pm
You are evil! Wanna have lunch?
Chuckles saysMay 9, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Impeach them all!
Meghan saysMay 9, 2007 at 3:42 pm
moi: I don’t know why, but every time I see Dick Cheney, I just want to dress him up in drag.
Oh, thank GOD. I thought I was the only one.
lildb saysMay 9, 2007 at 5:27 pm
bull’s eye(s), indeed.
Robin saysMay 9, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Trying to get yourself arrested?
suburban kamikaze saysMay 9, 2007 at 7:22 pm
So it’s “game time” is it? Thank God. Because as soon as they start tossing out the sports metaphors you know things are going to be well managed.
bobbarama saysMay 9, 2007 at 9:18 pm
A favor, please? Can you get Paris Hilton to autograph a picture for me while you’re in jail?
Scott-O-Rama saysMay 10, 2007 at 2:43 am
Miss Bolly saysMay 10, 2007 at 5:02 am
I was going to say, “If only…” as well, but Scott-O-Rama got there first, and now I have nothing to say.
girlplease saysMay 10, 2007 at 6:49 am
I wonder how many hemrrhoids this guy has due to stress?
Jennifer saysMay 10, 2007 at 3:14 pm
“Can we PLEASE add another penis connection to this list?!?”
If you want to get technical, a penis goes into the bush hence making a penis connection.
tongue in cheek saysMay 11, 2007 at 3:09 am
I am glad France opted- not to go to war.
Dick and George I don’t understand the way they think.
Brando saysMay 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Bossy, why do you hate freedom?