Unless you’re really wanting to break the pimple record, you might try putting a dab of deodorant on the offender – makes them dry up and slink off into wherever zits go to die. Or, you could just leave it and enjoy having everyone mistake you for a teenager!
I had one on my forhead for about 7 years. Then right before my first marriage, it got “poppable” and turned out to be a piece of windshield glass from a car wreck I’d been in.
I dunno. Maybe it’s not a pimple. Maybe it’s an alien incubating under the skin of your forehead, planning to hatch on Memorial Day.
Oldest living pimple?? I call that my husband. ba dum dum ching!
Geeze, it has been a while, huh. Tea trea oil? Eye drops (they make the red go away, even w/ pimples, in case you haven’t tried it).
I love that you put a science and technology tag on this entry.
Just so you know, the pimple has’t in any way changed my crush on Bossy’s Blog. ‘Cause it’s not shallow like that…
Howdy, Horn.
I thought of you in D.C. because I had one sprouting sideways outta my nose.
You mean… you actually listen to your dermatologist and *don’t* pick?
Kudos, Madam Bossy.
I give mine a week, and then it’s death by fingernail.
I don’t think I’ve ever had one that survived a day… How do you do that?
Unless you’re really wanting to break the pimple record, you might try putting a dab of deodorant on the offender – makes them dry up and slink off into wherever zits go to die. Or, you could just leave it and enjoy having everyone mistake you for a teenager!
I think we’re symbiotic. I have one in the same place.
Solution?
Pop that fucker and put neosporin or peroxide on it.
Bye bye, zit-o-the-century
Oldest living pimple?
No way!
I swear my name should be in that book.
Have I ever told you how much I hate the word Pimple? AAHHHHHHH.
(But not as much as I hate the word Nipple.)
i’m still getting pimples at almost forty.
what’s up with that?
will there ever be a reprieve?
I had one on my forhead for about 7 years. Then right before my first marriage, it got “poppable” and turned out to be a piece of windshield glass from a car wreck I’d been in.
What’s in your pimple?
🙂
I got bangs cut to hide my offender. Now, what am I gonna do for the zits on my cheeks?????
Wow, it’s still there! I had to reference the picture you posted from bowling night to doubble check. I would have squeezed that sucker 13 days ago1