Answer: Right where you left it. Bossy wonders if there’s a Guinness world record for Oldest Living Pimple.
There’s a World Record For Everything Else Including Largest Simultaneous Stretch.
Answer: Right where you left it. Bossy wonders if there’s a Guinness world record for Oldest Living Pimple.
There’s a World Record For Everything Else Including Largest Simultaneous Stretch.
magpie says
May 10, 2007 at 9:46 amI dunno. Maybe it’s not a pimple. Maybe it’s an alien incubating under the skin of your forehead, planning to hatch on Memorial Day.
metalmom says
May 10, 2007 at 10:19 amOldest living pimple?? I call that my husband. ba dum dum ching!
Jen M. says
May 10, 2007 at 10:34 amGeeze, it has been a while, huh. Tea trea oil? Eye drops (they make the red go away, even w/ pimples, in case you haven’t tried it).
orangeblossoms says
May 10, 2007 at 11:54 amI love that you put a science and technology tag on this entry.
Just so you know, the pimple has’t in any way changed my crush on Bossy’s Blog. ‘Cause it’s not shallow like that…
Oh, The Joys says
May 10, 2007 at 12:31 pmHowdy, Horn.
I thought of you in D.C. because I had one sprouting sideways outta my nose.
Meghan says
May 10, 2007 at 2:33 pmYou mean… you actually listen to your dermatologist and *don’t* pick?
Kudos, Madam Bossy.
I give mine a week, and then it’s death by fingernail.
Krissie says
May 10, 2007 at 5:21 pmI don’t think I’ve ever had one that survived a day… How do you do that?
Criquette says
May 10, 2007 at 8:53 pmUnless you’re really wanting to break the pimple record, you might try putting a dab of deodorant on the offender – makes them dry up and slink off into wherever zits go to die. Or, you could just leave it and enjoy having everyone mistake you for a teenager!
girlplease says
May 10, 2007 at 9:40 pmI think we’re symbiotic. I have one in the same place.
Solution?
Pop that fucker and put neosporin or peroxide on it.
Bye bye, zit-o-the-century
tongue in cheek says
May 11, 2007 at 3:07 amOldest living pimple?
No way!
I swear my name should be in that book.
Y says
May 11, 2007 at 11:24 amHave I ever told you how much I hate the word Pimple? AAHHHHHHH.
(But not as much as I hate the word Nipple.)
slouching mom says
May 12, 2007 at 6:04 ami’m still getting pimples at almost forty.
what’s up with that?
will there ever be a reprieve?
Bains says
May 13, 2007 at 1:06 pmI had one on my forhead for about 7 years. Then right before my first marriage, it got “poppable” and turned out to be a piece of windshield glass from a car wreck I’d been in.
What’s in your pimple?
🙂
Erin says
May 14, 2007 at 2:42 amI got bangs cut to hide my offender. Now, what am I gonna do for the zits on my cheeks?????
Melissa says
May 15, 2007 at 11:32 pmWow, it’s still there! I had to reference the picture you posted from bowling night to doubble check. I would have squeezed that sucker 13 days ago1