This past weekend Bossy’s husband grew an enormous lump behind his ear. It’s three inches long, misshapen, red, and appears to be emptying into an adjacent lima bean-size sack on his neck. And yes it’s exactly as sexy as Bossy makes it sound.
On Sunday night Bossy sent her husband to the Emergency Room. Bossy would have accompanied her husband to the Emergency Room but she was too busy admiring her Mother’s Day
gifts gift heaping glass of wine.
Two hours later Bossy’s husband returned with a fistful of antibiotics and a diagnosis: Skin Infection. Which makes all kinds of sense to Bossy since it came from nowhere, is related to nothing, and is still growing incrementally — even with the antibiotic.
Which is why Bossy is turning to WrongDiagnosis.com. This self-diagnose website is a hypochondriac’s
wet dream nocturnal emission. You can research your condition, cross-reference symptoms, or window shop Silent Killer Diseases.
It even includes a Fun section with informative medical cartoons, such as the following: