Bossy loves change as much as finding out that Ikea is now making their square white pillar candle a full ½” smaller than their old white pillar candle. Also? Now it’s mauve.
Sort of reminds Bossy of how she loves change as much as finding out that Ikea’s new drinking glasses are altogether taller and narrower than the glasses she purchased there last season.
Which is why Bossy was so excited to hear about the impending change in her beloved Google search engine. From now until the smelly dusk of eternity, Google will combine all the different Web searches — video, news, web sites— into one Universal Search that will be presented on one page. Video. News. Web sites. All on the same page. When you are searching. On Google.
Also — all the searches will be presented on the same page.
This makes all the sense in the world to Bossy because when she is in the supermarket to buy milk, she loves finding her carton nestled in between the cat litter and the frozen waffles. Batteries, cake flour, zucchini blossoms, sour cream — all shoved together in one
fat-ass aisle Universal Search.
According to Google this new system will be a vast improvement for their
advertisers dedicated users. Bossy’s daughter was so excited about the new bamboozled Google changes she nearly spit out her cinnamon toast!