Born in Lynchburg Virginia, heavy on the lynch. Insert snarky comment here about bootlegger father and atheist grandfather. Founded a (snide adjective) church, then a (irritated adjective) bible college. Reference incogitable support of racial segregation here. Called Dr. Martin Luther King’s effort The Civil Wrongs Movement. Took over the PTL Club (Tammy Faye mascara joke) and Heritage USA (lewd sexual reference to Jessica Hahn). Insert Christian morality stuff, the Faith Based Initiative, and also some Christian morality stuff here. Falwell’s 9/11 Quote: “The pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, the ACLU, and the People For the American Way helped this happen.” Ass.
Jason says
May 17, 2007 at 8:53 amAMEN, sister friend!
amy says
May 17, 2007 at 10:01 amding dong the dick is dead the wicked dick…
Erin says
May 17, 2007 at 10:09 amJudgemental as#wipe…good riddance!
Domestic Goddess says
May 17, 2007 at 10:38 amIt may sound evil, but I am not sad about it. He gives Christians, men and conservatives a bad name… Although they don’t need much help.
Get-off says
May 17, 2007 at 10:38 amOh what a #hame Erin’# “#” key malfunction# too. It make# it #o fru#trating to type great Falwell-de#cribing word# like cock#ucker and #hithead, or my new favorite Je#u#fuck#hit!
moi says
May 17, 2007 at 10:48 amLawd a mercy, how did I not hear about this? My evil monkeys must be drinking on the job again . . . either that, or I just have too much Prince Harry on the brain.
Thankfully, Bossy’s on the job and with it at ALL TIMES.
BOSSY says
May 17, 2007 at 11:10 amBossy’s husband wishes Bossy’s ‘#’ key would malfunction. The one inside her #ucking brain, that is.
smokeyJoe says
May 17, 2007 at 11:10 ami heard on npr last weekend…
“when a jerry falwell dies, a fairy gets his earrings. it’s a wonderful life!”
i had to snort.
orangeblossoms says
May 17, 2007 at 2:53 pmI’m not feelin’ any sorrow either…. sad state of things….
Brando says
May 17, 2007 at 3:32 pmIn a crowded televangelist field, he always managed to separate himself as the biggest as#hole.
Adorable Girlfriend says
May 17, 2007 at 4:25 pmWhat no mention of the Jews too, by name, for 9/11? And how exactly are my eight abortions to blame?
AG will make no comments about the dead…
Farty says
May 17, 2007 at 4:33 pmJerry who? No, really, never heard of the #ucker till today, when I saw a comment on Apos’s blog referencing him.
Only the good die young.
Les~ says
May 17, 2007 at 4:50 pmI actually breathed a sigh of relief when I heard this news. Ahhhh well…so it must be, so it is!
dregina says
May 17, 2007 at 6:53 pmI can’t help but think he must be so disappointed right now……………
lady macleod says
May 17, 2007 at 7:56 pmLOL Don’t you just really wish we knew exactly “where” or when he is right now, and if he is surprised?
Pete Dunn says
May 17, 2007 at 7:58 pmI’m waiting to hear why Pat Robertson thinks God hates him enough to kill have killed him.
Name (required) says
May 17, 2007 at 8:47 pmYeah, he’s the one who oozes hate. Sure. I can remove that plank for a nominal fee.
Mr. Fabulous says
May 18, 2007 at 5:27 amYou miss him, don’t you?
Jodi says
May 18, 2007 at 9:11 amA friend of mine mentioned that perhaps, as a joke, god and Peter might send Jerry to gay heaven.
Then again, I don’t really know who god and Peter are, but I know a good eulogy when I read one.
Meghan says
May 18, 2007 at 2:57 pmIt was very kind of you to cut out the third tier of his triple chin.
Melissa says
May 18, 2007 at 11:42 pmYour post reminded me of Madlibs!
Nocturnal says
May 20, 2007 at 5:22 amAt least the fuck knows his biblE was fiction.
Rony says
May 20, 2007 at 7:14 pmThe world has to be a better place without that judgmental piece of crap.
Rony
lildb says
May 21, 2007 at 5:35 pmI’m glad he’s dead.
yep.
Suburban Kamikaze says
May 22, 2007 at 3:34 pmConcerned Women of America’s Matt Barber:
Falwell’s detractors “don’t hate Jerry Falwell as a person. They hate God.”
People like that are taking all the skill out of parody.
Criquette says
May 22, 2007 at 7:50 pmAt least Jerry will be able to talk trash with his new flame-mates: Hitler, Stalin, Chairman Mao and other haters. Yep, they can have all kinds of rants and raves going on and on and on and on….
The Great Getzby says
May 23, 2007 at 11:04 amIn my mind, Jerry Falwell is in the deepest circle of Hell … in which he has to dress up as Tinky Winky every day of his life.
The Great Getzby says
May 23, 2007 at 11:04 amIn my mind, Jerry Falwell is in the deepest circle of Hell … in which he has to dress up as Tinky Winky every day for eternity.