Born in Lynchburg Virginia, heavy on the lynch. Insert snarky comment here about bootlegger father and atheist grandfather. Founded a (snide adjective) church, then a (irritated adjective) bible college. Reference incogitable support of racial segregation here. Called Dr. Martin Luther King’s effort The Civil Wrongs Movement. Took over the PTL Club (Tammy Faye mascara joke) and Heritage USA (lewd sexual reference to Jessica Hahn). Insert Christian morality stuff, the Faith Based Initiative, and also some Christian morality stuff here. Falwell’s 9/11 Quote: “The pagans, abortionists, feminists, gays, the ACLU, and the People For the American Way helped this happen.” Ass.
Jason saysMay 17, 2007 at 8:53 am
AMEN, sister friend!
amy saysMay 17, 2007 at 10:01 am
ding dong the dick is dead the wicked dick…
Erin saysMay 17, 2007 at 10:09 am
Judgemental as#wipe…good riddance!
Domestic Goddess saysMay 17, 2007 at 10:38 am
It may sound evil, but I am not sad about it. He gives Christians, men and conservatives a bad name… Although they don’t need much help.
Get-off saysMay 17, 2007 at 10:38 am
Oh what a #hame Erin’# “#” key malfunction# too. It make# it #o fru#trating to type great Falwell-de#cribing word# like cock#ucker and #hithead, or my new favorite Je#u#fuck#hit!
moi saysMay 17, 2007 at 10:48 am
Lawd a mercy, how did I not hear about this? My evil monkeys must be drinking on the job again . . . either that, or I just have too much Prince Harry on the brain.
Thankfully, Bossy’s on the job and with it at ALL TIMES.
BOSSY saysMay 17, 2007 at 11:10 am
Bossy’s husband wishes Bossy’s ‘#’ key would malfunction. The one inside her #ucking brain, that is.
smokeyJoe saysMay 17, 2007 at 11:10 am
i heard on npr last weekend…
“when a jerry falwell dies, a fairy gets his earrings. it’s a wonderful life!”
i had to snort.
orangeblossoms saysMay 17, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I’m not feelin’ any sorrow either…. sad state of things….
Brando saysMay 17, 2007 at 3:32 pm
In a crowded televangelist field, he always managed to separate himself as the biggest as#hole.
Adorable Girlfriend saysMay 17, 2007 at 4:25 pm
What no mention of the Jews too, by name, for 9/11? And how exactly are my eight abortions to blame?
AG will make no comments about the dead…
Farty saysMay 17, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Jerry who? No, really, never heard of the #ucker till today, when I saw a comment on Apos’s blog referencing him.
Only the good die young.
Les~ saysMay 17, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I actually breathed a sigh of relief when I heard this news. Ahhhh well…so it must be, so it is!
dregina saysMay 17, 2007 at 6:53 pm
I can’t help but think he must be so disappointed right now……………
lady macleod saysMay 17, 2007 at 7:56 pm
LOL Don’t you just really wish we knew exactly “where” or when he is right now, and if he is surprised?
Pete Dunn saysMay 17, 2007 at 7:58 pm
I’m waiting to hear why Pat Robertson thinks God hates him enough to kill have killed him.
Name (required) saysMay 17, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Yeah, he’s the one who oozes hate. Sure. I can remove that plank for a nominal fee.
Mr. Fabulous saysMay 18, 2007 at 5:27 am
You miss him, don’t you?
Jodi saysMay 18, 2007 at 9:11 am
A friend of mine mentioned that perhaps, as a joke, god and Peter might send Jerry to gay heaven.
Then again, I don’t really know who god and Peter are, but I know a good eulogy when I read one.
Meghan saysMay 18, 2007 at 2:57 pm
It was very kind of you to cut out the third tier of his triple chin.
Melissa saysMay 18, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Your post reminded me of Madlibs!
Nocturnal saysMay 20, 2007 at 5:22 am
At least the fuck knows his biblE was fiction.
Rony saysMay 20, 2007 at 7:14 pm
The world has to be a better place without that judgmental piece of crap.
lildb saysMay 21, 2007 at 5:35 pm
I’m glad he’s dead.
Suburban Kamikaze saysMay 22, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Concerned Women of America’s Matt Barber:
Falwell’s detractors “don’t hate Jerry Falwell as a person. They hate God.”
People like that are taking all the skill out of parody.
Criquette saysMay 22, 2007 at 7:50 pm
At least Jerry will be able to talk trash with his new flame-mates: Hitler, Stalin, Chairman Mao and other haters. Yep, they can have all kinds of rants and raves going on and on and on and on….
The Great Getzby saysMay 23, 2007 at 11:04 am
In my mind, Jerry Falwell is in the deepest circle of Hell … in which he has to dress up as Tinky Winky every day of his life.
The Great Getzby saysMay 23, 2007 at 11:04 am
In my mind, Jerry Falwell is in the deepest circle of Hell … in which he has to dress up as Tinky Winky every day for eternity.