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technorati, technorati
Where’d you come from, strange dot commie?
You’re like a phone book for our bloggies
Technorati.

technorati, technorati
When we met you made me hotty
You promised you’d ping me a lotty
Technorati.

But technorati, technorati
Bossy lives in your blind spotty
She is left to sit and rotty
Technorati.

technorati, technorati
Just ten fans is kind of spotty
I am ranked behind John Gotti
Technorati.

technorati, technorati
If blogs link to me, it’s a slam dunk shotty
But they sort of plum forgotty
Technorati.

seriously technorati, technorati
You’ve made me stuck like a blood clotty
As attractive as a liver spotty
Technorati.

technorati, technorati
Bet you think you’re really hotty
Who gave you so much Authority?
Technorati.

Oh technorati, technorati
Deflated is my little hearty
You are smellier than a farty
Technorati.

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  2. Is it even worth it? I don’t even know if I’m on Technorati, and StumbleUpon isn’t really the same type of site either. I just don’t go in for those traffic whore sites.

  4. You’re already in my favorites, homegirl. Isn’t that enough? Would you like my first born, too? I mean, geez, I give and I give and still you want more.

  6. I’m not familiar with Technorati. But, if it makes you go twitter… I’ll sign up when I have a bit more time and favorite you.

    I like to make people happy.

    Even if I have no idea how I’m doing it.

  8. I already had [done technorati – not sure of the appropriate verb there?]
    However, I must take issue with you derogatory reference to Liver spotties! I didn’t have you ‘tagged’ as an age’ist’!
    Quite frankly I have no idea of the purpose of Technorati, and when the CEO was interviewed a while back, he just laughed! Perhaps he and I are both senile?
    Cheers

  9. Absolutely brilliant.

    I was worried you were going to miss “farty” (or “fahty” as they say around NY) but you came through in the end.

  11. Incessant demands? Who, me? Bossy? Besides, when Bossy wrote her ditty she wasn’t talking about you. Or you or you. Or you. Of course you give until it hurts, and you give until it bleeds. You over there don’t give, but Bossy doesn’t hold a grudge. She drops it on her big toe.

  13. What is that whole rating thing, anyway? And, what is that little green button at the bottom of the listing? I guess I don’t get it either. But, I will favorite you because I heart (OMG did I just say that?!) Bossy.

    4-ever

  18. Though I myself am old and tatty,
    And students find me oddly batty,
    I yearn to have the literati
    Favorite my blog on Technorati.

  20. I went to technorati once. I think that I made an account. Then, I got confused by the whole concept and have not ventured back.

    This is kind of like technorati 101 for me. I’m now ready for the advanced-beginner level. More lessons, por favor.

  22. See,
    I don’t want to do the whole Techorati thing because:
    a) I will be sad with teh results. Only five people a week will read my blog, and only if I ask an open ended question
    b) I have an account and have to figure out how it works
    c) I am pretty sure I don’t want anyone I know to find out I have a blog, ’cause I say things about people on it. Like, not-so-flattering things.

    Now, please write a poem about CSS.

  25. Well aren’t you clever? LOL. I added you. I’d forgotten about that…got distracted at Bloglines and keep everyone straight there. I saw my blog had one “FAN” but turns out the fan is me. I favorited myself. How sad!

  27. that’s the best. I never pronounced it correctly I always say that “techowhateverthingy”–but now that I have that little rhyme i can–i’m going to favorite you! Glad I found your blog! I’m subscribing with my bloglines (which I do understand, thank god)

  28. You are the boss of a lot of people with all that authority, Bossy. And you had a ton of blog reactions!

    Yay!

    (I don’t get technorati either…)

    🙂

  30. I found you through CAP.

    Her comments section is pretty much the way I find most of the blogs I have favorited.

    There’s a lot of pretty funny people out there.

  36. Technorati, Technorati
    Ms R tried to join the party
    of the elite bloggerati
    but fucked up the buttonarti
    So now she doesn’t give a tossy
    but wishes all the best to Bossy
    who is
    clearly
    very
    smarti

  37. LOLOL..thanks for the giggles, oh worthy wordy one. If I had a blog, I’d surely link you along.
    AW

  38. Here’s the smell of meta still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.

  39. k, i’m late, as ever…but i’m laughin’. and i linked you last week, because i’m psychic.

    so there. 🙂

  40. “You are smellier than a farty.”

    I resemble that remark.

    But I don’t do Technorati and don’t think I will after your Technoranti.

    Parp parp!