Oh My. This reminds me so much of the OJ coverage. Except she didn’t kill anyone (yet) and she’s a rich, white woman and there was no white bronco chase, but the coverage! The coverage of this! It’s a mere month in jail, people! C’mon!
I love this song.
That song cracked me up the first time I heard it… 1966 Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels kinda in your face garage band rock. Loved it! Who’s the band?
But in jail? She was COLD. And she had to use her only blanket as a PILLOW to protect her hair from getting mussed. And the food-it was…institutional…and there were no wine selections or champagne or ANYTHING. Do you know how much she is SUFFERING?
As we speak I bet she is sitting in her cell mentally writing the book that will be released in three months called “Paris:My Story”, and will be a huge bestseller for her, complete with nationwide book tour and talk show appearances. This is only going to make her more visible, more spoiled, more clueless to what is really going on in the world.
You know what she should have to do? She should have to go live in one of those countries where there is no running water, the toilet is in the middle of the street, and food is limited to whatever the United Nations manages to airlift in. It makes me so angry, how out-of-touch she is.
Jodi says
June 9, 2007 at 1:01 pmBah ha!
Have you ever heard the song “Smile” by Lily Allen?
“When I see you cry,
I feel bad for a while,
and then I just smile … ”
It goes through my head every time I see the photo of Paris sitting, HANDCUFFED, in the police car and crying. That really made my week.
X says
June 9, 2007 at 1:08 pmSlammer time.
Her Bad Mother says
June 9, 2007 at 2:14 pmIf I violate my parole and go to jail, will you do the same for me? Purdy plz?
Suebob says
June 9, 2007 at 3:31 pmI love the chicken payback song. Found it last year and it has been stuck in my head on and off ever since.
maggie says
June 9, 2007 at 3:59 pmYou rule, Bossy.
fluttercrafts says
June 9, 2007 at 4:17 pmMOM!!!!! IT’S NOT RIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!! You’d think she was sentenced to life….
Domestic Goddess says
June 9, 2007 at 6:12 pmOh My. This reminds me so much of the OJ coverage. Except she didn’t kill anyone (yet) and she’s a rich, white woman and there was no white bronco chase, but the coverage! The coverage of this! It’s a mere month in jail, people! C’mon!
I love this song.
martha says
June 9, 2007 at 7:34 pmAll I picture is Jodie Foster as Nell saying the words to that song….paaaaybaaaack.
martha says
June 9, 2007 at 7:34 pmAll I picture is Jodie Foster as Nell saying the words to that song….paaaaybaaaack.
Nancy says
June 10, 2007 at 9:09 amOnly in America does the justice system have so many loop holes for anyone with a bank account and a marketable name. What a sham, oops I mean shame.
lady macleod says
June 10, 2007 at 12:20 pmLOL
tongue in cheek says
June 10, 2007 at 5:33 pmWhere do you dream up this stuff. I have never heard of that song. And Paris is in jail, then out, then in..
Hum
made in America.
Bunk says
June 10, 2007 at 11:00 pmGood God, Bossy!
Tie “Chicken Back” to poor little Paris!?
That song cracked me up the first time I heard it… 1966 Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels kinda in your face garage band rock. Loved it! Who’s the band?
“Breakitdown! Lemme hear ya!”
goblinbox says
June 11, 2007 at 4:44 am*dances off*
Elizabeth says
June 11, 2007 at 3:39 pmBut in jail? She was COLD. And she had to use her only blanket as a PILLOW to protect her hair from getting mussed. And the food-it was…institutional…and there were no wine selections or champagne or ANYTHING. Do you know how much she is SUFFERING?
As we speak I bet she is sitting in her cell mentally writing the book that will be released in three months called “Paris:My Story”, and will be a huge bestseller for her, complete with nationwide book tour and talk show appearances. This is only going to make her more visible, more spoiled, more clueless to what is really going on in the world.
You know what she should have to do? She should have to go live in one of those countries where there is no running water, the toilet is in the middle of the street, and food is limited to whatever the United Nations manages to airlift in. It makes me so angry, how out-of-touch she is.
Farty says
June 11, 2007 at 7:27 pmI was going to post something about Paris Doin’ The Hokey Pokey, but 20,000 people beat me to it. Grrr!
Jason says
June 11, 2007 at 10:45 pmHA!!
That’s the best take on this whole Paris ordeal. I love it!!!