The Russian computers aboard the International Space Station have failed. All of the scientists in the universe are baffled but Bossy is not because, in a word: they are computers.
Here is a photo of a shuttle engineer trying to fix the Space Station computer:
Which looks precisely like the photo of Bossy’s computer last time it was fixed! Give or take Zero Gravity and some Ass Crack:
This Is Just One More Reason Bossy Didn’t Go To Astronaut School.
People who spend time around Macs always look so happy. I’m starting to wonder whether or not Apple sends a month’s supply of sweet delicious heroin with each iBook or iMac or iWhateverthehellitscalled.
Ooo, I see Bossy has a secret Mac Genius Friend as well. An absolute must when you enter the neon-colored, Yippee Skippy Apple world.
One small problem solved for the Russians, one leap for blog-kind! Job well done Bossy!
Hey! I know that guy!
I have nothing to say about this. I do not have a Mac…
Is it that the space station is not Mac compatible? I hate when that happens, and astronauts are in peril.
The computers have failed because they are computers.
Congratulations, you have just passed the entrance exam for IT Support. Now learn this phrase by heart: “Have you tried switching it off and on again?”
Noelle, even worse is when they leave their iPods at home and they can only listen to the ship’s Muzak at night. Total bummer.
Just think, if it hadn’t stopped working what would you have blogged about today!
I just stumbled across your blog. You are FUNNY! Love it!
Mac genius is smiling. But he won’t be smiling when he gets the blue screen of death, will he?
You have the best visuals EVAH!
Glad you posted this, Bossy! Now *I* don’t have to!
(Biting my nails over the outcome….)
Hey! I know that forearm! Plus I only have one Mac Genius on staff with a blue head.
YOU’RE FIRED, MAC GENIUS.
(Hilarious post, as usual.)
(Hilarious, I mean, except for the part where it’s real and horrifying. Obviously.)