The Russian computers aboard the International Space Station have failed. All of the scientists in the universe are baffled but Bossy is not because, in a word: they are computers.
Here is a photo of a shuttle engineer trying to fix the Space Station computer:
Which looks precisely like the photo of Bossy’s computer last time it was fixed! Give or take Zero Gravity and some Ass Crack:
This Is Just One More Reason Bossy Didn’t Go To Astronaut School.
You can call me, 'Sir' says
June 14, 2007 at 9:21 amPeople who spend time around Macs always look so happy. I’m starting to wonder whether or not Apple sends a month’s supply of sweet delicious heroin with each iBook or iMac or iWhateverthehellitscalled.
moi says
June 14, 2007 at 9:28 amOoo, I see Bossy has a secret Mac Genius Friend as well. An absolute must when you enter the neon-colored, Yippee Skippy Apple world.
Nancy says
June 14, 2007 at 10:13 amOne small problem solved for the Russians, one leap for blog-kind! Job well done Bossy!
Oh, The Joys says
June 14, 2007 at 10:50 amHey! I know that guy!
Domestic Goddess says
June 14, 2007 at 11:55 amI have nothing to say about this. I do not have a Mac…
Noelle says
June 14, 2007 at 1:23 pmIs it that the space station is not Mac compatible? I hate when that happens, and astronauts are in peril.
Farty says
June 14, 2007 at 2:54 pmThe computers have failed because they are computers.
Congratulations, you have just passed the entrance exam for IT Support. Now learn this phrase by heart: “Have you tried switching it off and on again?”
Adorable Girlfriend says
June 14, 2007 at 4:54 pmNoelle, even worse is when they leave their iPods at home and they can only listen to the ship’s Muzak at night. Total bummer.
Cece says
June 14, 2007 at 5:42 pmJust think, if it hadn’t stopped working what would you have blogged about today!
Lori says
June 14, 2007 at 7:42 pmI just stumbled across your blog. You are FUNNY! Love it!
Ms Robinson says
June 14, 2007 at 7:55 pmMac genius is smiling. But he won’t be smiling when he gets the blue screen of death, will he?
surcie says
June 14, 2007 at 10:30 pmYou have the best visuals EVAH!
whymommy says
June 16, 2007 at 3:27 pmGlad you posted this, Bossy! Now *I* don’t have to!
(Biting my nails over the outcome….)
Erin says
June 17, 2007 at 11:57 pmHey! I know that forearm! Plus I only have one Mac Genius on staff with a blue head.
YOU’RE FIRED, MAC GENIUS.
(Hilarious post, as usual.)
Erin says
June 17, 2007 at 11:59 pm(Hilarious, I mean, except for the part where it’s real and horrifying. Obviously.)