The Russian computers aboard the International Space Station have failed. All of the scientists in the universe are baffled but Bossy is not because, in a word: they are computers.
Here is a photo of a shuttle engineer trying to fix the Space Station computer:
Which looks precisely like the photo of Bossy’s computer last time it was fixed! Give or take Zero Gravity and some Ass Crack:
This Is Just One More Reason Bossy Didn’t Go To Astronaut School.
You can call me, 'Sir' saysJune 14, 2007 at 9:21 am
People who spend time around Macs always look so happy. I’m starting to wonder whether or not Apple sends a month’s supply of sweet delicious heroin with each iBook or iMac or iWhateverthehellitscalled.
moi saysJune 14, 2007 at 9:28 am
Ooo, I see Bossy has a secret Mac Genius Friend as well. An absolute must when you enter the neon-colored, Yippee Skippy Apple world.
Nancy saysJune 14, 2007 at 10:13 am
One small problem solved for the Russians, one leap for blog-kind! Job well done Bossy!
Oh, The Joys saysJune 14, 2007 at 10:50 am
Hey! I know that guy!
Domestic Goddess saysJune 14, 2007 at 11:55 am
I have nothing to say about this. I do not have a Mac…
Noelle saysJune 14, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Is it that the space station is not Mac compatible? I hate when that happens, and astronauts are in peril.
Farty saysJune 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm
The computers have failed because they are computers.
Congratulations, you have just passed the entrance exam for IT Support. Now learn this phrase by heart: “Have you tried switching it off and on again?”
Adorable Girlfriend saysJune 14, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Noelle, even worse is when they leave their iPods at home and they can only listen to the ship’s Muzak at night. Total bummer.
Cece saysJune 14, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Just think, if it hadn’t stopped working what would you have blogged about today!
Lori saysJune 14, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I just stumbled across your blog. You are FUNNY! Love it!
Ms Robinson saysJune 14, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Mac genius is smiling. But he won’t be smiling when he gets the blue screen of death, will he?
surcie saysJune 14, 2007 at 10:30 pm
You have the best visuals EVAH!
whymommy saysJune 16, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Glad you posted this, Bossy! Now *I* don’t have to!
(Biting my nails over the outcome….)
Erin saysJune 17, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Hey! I know that forearm! Plus I only have one Mac Genius on staff with a blue head.
YOU’RE FIRED, MAC GENIUS.
(Hilarious post, as usual.)
Erin saysJune 17, 2007 at 11:59 pm
(Hilarious, I mean, except for the part where it’s real and horrifying. Obviously.)