No wonder Bossy doesn’t go to the movies. This movie theater brochure came in the mail last week and sister mercy Bossy needs help from her readers reader:
What in feck’s name is playing and when does the fooker start?
No wonder Bossy doesn’t go to the movies. This movie theater brochure came in the mail last week and sister mercy Bossy needs help from her readers reader:
What in feck’s name is playing and when does the fooker start?
Get-off says
June 19, 2007 at 7:57 amWho gives a shit about the movie? I go for the really long and really loud previews, then often walk out on the feature.
Dawn says
June 19, 2007 at 8:01 amWho the hell can AFFORD to go to a movie?
Domestic Goddess says
June 19, 2007 at 8:44 amI will need to remortgage my house to go to a movie…and if we get popcorn? Our first-born child is theirs.
amy says
June 19, 2007 at 8:51 amwait… wha? is this one of those abbott & costello routines? who’s on first…
Nancy says
June 19, 2007 at 9:05 amIn other words, the Grand Phoo-ba of film decision, can’t decide if the decision date is Monday or Tuesday, or if the film will end on Thursday or run through the following Thursday … until he has captured a confused audience!
But … they will let you know … for sure … sorta … one way or the other … email or website, or perhaps carrier pigeon?
You can call me, 'Sir' says
June 19, 2007 at 9:09 amAn excellent example of someone assuming people give a damn. I hate it when people do that. Stupid people.
CableGirl says
June 19, 2007 at 9:27 amWow. I’m suddenly reminded of Orwell’s concept of Double Speak.
Hopefully you weren’t actually intending to *see* a movie. lol
Megan (Velveteen Mind) says
June 19, 2007 at 10:19 amCan’t help you with the movies, but how great is your lone reader?! Thanks for the link. I am loving her site.
GirlPlease, indeed.
Andrea says
June 19, 2007 at 10:38 amI think I need a drink after reading that. It’s worse than some IRS regulations I should be deciphering right now…
William says
June 19, 2007 at 10:42 amJust What theater sends that information (or Lack thereof)?
stella says
June 19, 2007 at 1:11 pmi was thinking Laurel and Hardy myself.
AWESOME. WHERE exactly do you live again???
Noelle says
June 19, 2007 at 1:30 pmI think this is pulled from “Moviegoing for Dummies.”
lady macleod says
June 19, 2007 at 1:43 pmPardon me? What was the question?
flutter says
June 19, 2007 at 2:35 pmWhat the crap kind of ad is that?!
nutmeg says
June 19, 2007 at 2:48 pmI’ll let you know on the fifth Tuesday of the third favorite month. Now stop bugging me with stupid questions.
soNOTcool says
June 19, 2007 at 3:24 pmNow I feel like I know less about when the movies play than I did before reading the oh-so-informative brochure.
I wonder how much that little bit of promotion cost them to send out.
metalmom says
June 19, 2007 at 3:33 pmWho sent that to you? A lawyer? Or maybe it was a computer programmer?
Cece says
June 19, 2007 at 4:07 pmMost times when I see a movie advertised on TV I just add it to our Netflix list. This way I can watch it from home, sitting in my underwear & not be broke when its over! lol
Brando says
June 19, 2007 at 4:18 pmHere’s how I would do my job as a copywriter:
When do films start?
Who the f**k knows? Give us your e-mail and we’ll send you the schedule when we’re not too drunk to type! Weeeee!
rivergirlie says
June 19, 2007 at 5:31 pmthe only solution is to turn up there at 9.00am monday morning and wait patiently outside until something you want to watch comes on. have fun
Oh, The Joys says
June 19, 2007 at 9:04 pmDon’t ask me. I haven’t seen a movie since… well in a long time.
an-gee-la says
June 19, 2007 at 9:13 pmConfused am I very much so that I don’t know how confused I am exactly on what day I should or should not watch a movie that might end on Thursay or not. I think I’ll decide next week how confused I am about what movie I am not going to see.
martha says
June 19, 2007 at 9:15 pmAmy, that is EXACTLY what I was thinking! Who’s on first? Wha wha wha?
Smashed says
June 19, 2007 at 9:19 pmObviously, a great film, and you can’t see it, because it just stopped its run.
(Uh, one notes that bolding (AND Linking!) is not allowed in the comments. I guess certain style elements are reserved only to the proprietress).
Adorable Girlfriend says
June 19, 2007 at 11:21 pmI love it!
Get HBO and watch Big Love instead.
Fire your Newman for putting this in your box.
Problem solved.
Sparx says
June 20, 2007 at 7:17 pmWTF? I have seen 30 page legal contracts that were more legible than this…