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Paris Hilton looks more refreshed leaving jail than an entire population of
ova-producers fresh from a three-week spa.

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Meanwhile this is Bossy newly released from her Posturepedic® mattress after 8-hours of sleep on 200-thread count sheets:

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Bossy Wonders What Kind Of Pillows They Use In Jail.

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  1. You have a lovely complexion and those glasses really fit you well. They sort of bring the ‘whole thing’ together. The biggest difference between you and whatshername at this point, though….have you undergone a religious conversion in the last ~45 days?

  2. Actually, I think the biggest difference is not the religious conversion. I am pretty sure it has to do with a certain hotel chain, millions of dollars and something that starts with “T” and ends in “Rustfund.”
    Just sayin.

    Awwww.She hugged her mommy! Sweet girl! Now maybe she will USE her chauffeur instead of driving.

  3. Religious conversion, millions of dollars. Yes, these are note worthy differences. But Bossy thinks maybe the biggest difference is that over Bossy’s left shoulder hangs her frigging laundry.

    Note to Bossy: next time try not to provide photographic evidence that you are Trailer Trash.

  4. Isn’t this when you’re supposed to post the Skynard song … Freebird?!

    JODI likes BOSSY’s braids better than Paris’s fake one.

  5. LOL @ Don’t drink and pluck. I used to sit on the phone with my mom at night plucking away without paying attention. Stopped that after I realized I barely had any eyebrows left!

    Your pigtails are *way* cuter than Paris’.

  10. ditto Oh, The Joys. Plus, it looks like they let her use moisturizer in there. I wonder if that’s what 45 days of detox looks like? Betcha I’m right.

  11. Good Lord. I seriously want to frame that picture of shiny-happy BOSSY. I need to prop it up next to my monitor.

    I love everything about it. The pigtails. The effervescent expression of well-rested joy. The clear excitement to face another day.

    How can you not be as gleeful as just-done-broke-outta-jail Paris when you have such cheerful whites drying on the line in the breeze like that?

  13. You’re hilarious!

    I think it is a Paris standin.
    She paid that girl to go to jail for her.
    Cause it sure doesn’t look like her.

    And if it is really her….
    she should lay off the make up in the future…she looks so much prettier without it.

    And Bossy,
    you’re hot.

  16. Paris doesn’t look like she suffered much from lack of sleep or not enough food.

    I also agree with For The Love, “she should lay off the make up in the future…she looks so much prettier without it.”

  20. “Rustfund”…Heh.

    Also agree that BOSSY is not trailer trash. She is concerned with the future of our planet and is trying to set an example

  21. Yes, yes. All of the above is true: Bossy is frucking hilarious and looks fabulous in pigtails and wife beaters; Paris had a stylist, make-up artist AND a personal assistant in that “tiny jail cell” with her.

    ….I wish I could look half as keen as either upon rolling off my cot.

  26. I love Paris’s “Aww shucks, I’m a good girl now pose”. Tramp.

    Bossy I practically peed my pants at “Don’t Drink and pluck”

  27. Bossy, this one brought me out of lurk mode. This entry made me laugh so hard my children came running to see if I was alright.
    I do love your wit.

  29. Okay, I’m lying. She looks pretty damn good. Better than me for sure.

    But still, she has to live with her venereal diseases. Shouldn’t that count for something?

  30. Science has proven that Paris sleeps (and..well, does everything else) with her head up her ass. Your pillows sound like the better bet, to me.

  31. BOSSY the important thing is not whether you look better than Paris Hilton in that picture — it’s whether you could kick her ass if you needed to. And judging by the photo, my guess is there’s no contest…

  35. Bossy’s hot. I thought it was funny how the news kept saying that “Paris won’t eat. She’ll only eat Cheerios!” Isn’t that pretty much a normal starlet diet? Cheerios, red bull and air?

  37. Jesus! That is what it is, her eyes ARE brown. Thanks for pointing that out, flutter. I was tweeking myself out with my obsession over these Paris photos. Puzzle solved.

  38. Uh… that first picture? She looks amazing. What gives? Why the hell does she cover it all up. Weird.

    I just realized this is the first time I’ve left a comment. Long time reader, intimated commenter. Hi.

  39. IF Paris Hilton had a blog, I’d rather be shot in the face than read it. But you? Not even remotely close to a shot in the face.

    And holy hell am I over this whole Paris Hilton thing.

  42. While Bossy’s braids definitely trump teh Poseur’s ponytail, I must part with the rest of the gang and recommend a higher thread-count on those sheets. Perhaps ‘twould increase the width of our hostess’s loverly, though currently sehr subtle, smile.

    Just sayin’…

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