Quite right too, that is not a godly hour. As parents of two children under four, we have not slept past 4:59am since the summer of 2003. You mean we’ll still be rising that early when they are teenagers????
Bossy’s son has been a visual example of my “men flip the bird differently than women” case study. I am hoping for a federal grant to study this subject. Hey, why not? Women usually cock their 1st and third fingers (simulating testicles???) when showing disdain for the ungodliness of the hour. Men, however, as in the case of Bossy’s son, tend to pull their side fingers down flat against their palm – perhaps to enhance length. I’m just saying…
I always get up at 4:00 a.m. No big deal, that is, until I start making coffee and slamming stuff around in the kitchen and otherwise rattle the tomb of my dear sweet Queen Nefertiti. A thousand curses are loosed upon me from the Wings of Death to include huge spiders with hair and saliva and venomous cobras. So now, I make coffee on the back porch and just sit there till she cracks the door to her sarcophagus. It be better that way.
There is NO way Bossy could have a son old enough to go to college. Because Bossy looks like she’s 32 at the most. If this is indeed Bossy’s son, Bossy must have found the fountain of youth in her backyard and decided “sharing’s for suckers.”
Melissa in NZ says
August 14, 2007 at 5:14 amQuite right too, that is not a godly hour. As parents of two children under four, we have not slept past 4:59am since the summer of 2003. You mean we’ll still be rising that early when they are teenagers????
Assertagirl says
August 14, 2007 at 7:08 amhahah Oh I hope someday that Bossy’s son has a blog.
shlomo weinstein says
August 14, 2007 at 7:58 amOy vay thats just crazy. last time I was up at that hour was when I went fishing with Moishe Kaplan in Atlantic City in 1963
Oh, The Joys says
August 14, 2007 at 8:03 ambossy’s son is big awesome dude.
Jason says
August 14, 2007 at 8:06 amlol.
What a purty dashboard 🙂
vuboq says
August 14, 2007 at 8:22 amThere’s a 4:59AM?!?!?! Who knew?
Brando says
August 14, 2007 at 9:46 amI am glad you have passed on your sense of humor to your son. Great photo.
Lady Latte says
August 14, 2007 at 10:04 amIf it was in Sweden it would have been dayligth. Maybe I should wake up my teenagers and show them…
stella says
August 14, 2007 at 10:08 amthats her job. STICK IT HAIRY BUTT!
yea!
Adoprable Girlfriend says
August 14, 2007 at 10:32 amThis begs a much thought about question:
What if all the clocks of the world are wrong?
Amanda says
August 14, 2007 at 10:34 amHmmm, I’m a morning person who has a profound respect for the bird, the early bird in this case.
imstell says
August 14, 2007 at 10:41 amBossy’s son has been a visual example of my “men flip the bird differently than women” case study. I am hoping for a federal grant to study this subject. Hey, why not? Women usually cock their 1st and third fingers (simulating testicles???) when showing disdain for the ungodliness of the hour. Men, however, as in the case of Bossy’s son, tend to pull their side fingers down flat against their palm – perhaps to enhance length. I’m just saying…
Audubon Ron says
August 14, 2007 at 11:32 amI always get up at 4:00 a.m. No big deal, that is, until I start making coffee and slamming stuff around in the kitchen and otherwise rattle the tomb of my dear sweet Queen Nefertiti. A thousand curses are loosed upon me from the Wings of Death to include huge spiders with hair and saliva and venomous cobras. So now, I make coffee on the back porch and just sit there till she cracks the door to her sarcophagus. It be better that way.
qt says
August 14, 2007 at 12:31 pmIs there a warning light lit-up on the dash? Oh well, its a Honda, I’m sure you’ll be fine.
I get up every morn at 4:50, so I know the feeling!
flutter says
August 14, 2007 at 1:11 pmI’m sorry, does that hour exist? I seem to remember being awake until that hour, but not waking up at that hour….
madmad says
August 14, 2007 at 2:42 pmWell, better at the clock than at the college dean, right?
Phoenix says
August 14, 2007 at 5:35 pmIt’s still dark outside. It’s worng to get up while it’s still dark outside. Totally fucks you up.
moosh in indy. says
August 14, 2007 at 5:47 pmOh grow up BOSSY’S teenage son, the rest of us had to do it and it SUCKS.
Good luck on college though, eh?
Cece says
August 14, 2007 at 7:48 pmNiiiiice.
The Domestic Goddess says
August 14, 2007 at 8:38 pmThat’s what woke me up at 4:59! Your son flipping the bird!
Dawn - Coming to a Nursery Near You says
August 14, 2007 at 10:06 pmthat would be me every time I look at the clock at that time too.
Dad Gone Mad says
August 14, 2007 at 11:32 pmDanny thinks the only people who should be awake before 5 a.m. are whores, newspaper deliverymen and insomniacs.
Erin says
August 15, 2007 at 12:01 amYeah, I’d be doin’ that at 4:59am, too!
Diesel says
August 15, 2007 at 12:12 amIn the words of Bart Simpson, “There’s a 5 o’clock in the morning now?!”
motherofbun says
August 15, 2007 at 4:58 pmThere is NO way Bossy could have a son old enough to go to college. Because Bossy looks like she’s 32 at the most. If this is indeed Bossy’s son, Bossy must have found the fountain of youth in her backyard and decided “sharing’s for suckers.”
Awaiting says
August 16, 2007 at 2:50 amI’d give it the finger too…then ride off in the sunset with a mind set on IHOP.
jahoonib says
August 16, 2007 at 5:16 pmI felt I was right there with ya on your journey….
Bossy’s son, cutie patooti!