According to a study published yesterday in the New England Journal of Medicine, many Seniors routinely engage in vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and masturbation.
Out of 3,005 Seniors who participated in the study, 25% said they had sex as often as two times a month.
“Hopefully, this opens the door for conversation,” said lead study author Dr. Stacy Tessler Lindau.
Opens the door for conversation? Well Bossy should think so. What’s all this talk about Senior sex? Don’t you Seniors have a college essay to write? Don’t you have a Habitat For Humanity house to build? Bossy has her eye on you, Seniors. She better not catch you using these.
What? What’s that you say? It’s not those kind of Seniors? Oh. Never mind.