You are looking at A Collection of the Cheapest Best Contemporary Dog Wit. Destined to land on the discard pile New York Times Bestseller list, Howl celebrates the verve and laughs pets offer their people and Bossy isn’t kidding that sentence appears directly on the book jacket.
This compilation book includes rib-tickling tails tales from well-known writers such as Dave Barry, (unknown name, unknown name) Margaret Cho, (unknown name), Al Franken, (more unknown names), and Bossy!
Get your copy today and find out How To Raise and Train Your Mini-Berger-with-Cheese-Doodle.
HA! I now know what to get my father-in-law for his birthday.
(congrats on being in the book. That is very cool. I’ll be Ms. Cho is impressed to be in such awesome company).
Very exciting! I celebrate the verve and laughs Bossy offers her readers. Congratulations!
Gasp! The secret identity is revealed!
scrolling up from Bossie….(congrats!) I see Kinky Friedman…if there ever was a match made in heaven…not so strange bedfellows.
I am horrified.
Woot, woof, woot! Is it spelled BARk cause they pay in liquor like you are a bar band?
Ms. Bossy, how I have missed you!!!
I am just catching up on all your posts. I love the bunched up towels – I suffer a similar fate. Also, thanks so kindly for the prize from Bossy’s basement. I will let you know who I re-gift those to. : )
And I am ALL OVER the BARk book – I can’t believe you aren’t giving away autographed copies, considering your world famous status…
Dude! Bossy is FAMOUS!
Nice work.
Bossy is published and Mrs. G. is so proud. Honey, you just made your first Amazon sale.
Well, Bossy just gets more famous EVERY DAY.
Have I mentioned that I don’t like dogs?
Congratulations! If your story in the book is half as entertaining as your blog, I definitely will be picking it up. (The book, that is.)
WOW! that is QUITE SOMETHING! holy goodness, that’s awesome. congratulations, bossy!
Very, very cool, Ms. Bossy. Yay! for you.
I’ll get a couple of copies for friends for Christmas.
You’re just so cool.
Awesome! What great company. I’m off to Amazon now to order the book. Can’t wait to read your entry.
This couldn’t have happened to a funnier person. Congrats! And you’re listed right above Merrill Markoe, that ain’t no small thang…
You’re freakin’ famous!
Must go process this.
How awesome.
And now I will go think of several people for whom I can buy this book for Xmas.
Y’know, so I can contribute to the Georgia Getz fund.
i am so behind on bossy because i was too busy bitching someone out on my blog! and i am so buying it!
Gee Dag Bossy! If you don’t slow yer cute little butt down on all this publishing and printing and making of famousness I will NEVER catch up.
I hope that story is about Stella. Since the dream I have begun secretly longing for a dog as big as a horse.
Shh…don’t tell the cats.
Woo hoo! First round of tequila’s on me.
Very cool! Congrats!
That’s awesome! I’ll be sure to pay as close to full price as I can.
WOW…what a shitty blog. What kind of cerebral impairments do you have that makes you refer to yourself in third person. Do you think it’s entertaining? You sound like an idiot. Go get an education.
Bwahahahaha! I’m sorry. I’m laughing AT the previous poster. Why oh why do we have to be ugly “No fan”? Did your momma not teach you the cardinal rule we all learned from that lovely skunk in Bambi?
If you can’t say something nice…
Exactly.
Published! You’re published!!!!!! Wooohoooo!!!
Arr-arr-arr-arrrroooooooooo!!
Regarding “No fan of yours” . . .
I doubt he/she is a fan of ANYONE’S. And he/she is exactly right — this blog will never be popular. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
mumblemumblewastedspacemumbleusingupmyoxygenmumblemumble
Wow!!! That is fantatic, Bossy!
Here I was licking my wounds for feeling out of the loop (go check your email) and then I read the nasty comment. Now I just feel like beating that person with a rawhide.
Looks like No Fan forgot to take his One a Day Plus Irony vitamin. That’s okay, he can get his full day’s supply when he gets beaten with a bag of oranges.
Congrats on the book, that is terrific!
Shut UP!!! That is so exciting!!!!! Published!
Uh – just read that crappy comment. Here’s a question….WHY CAN’T YOU GO READ ANOTHER BLOG, THEN AND JUST KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO YOURSELF?
Jen M doesn’t like it when people are mean. Especially to one of Jen M’s favorite bloggers.
That’s pretty darn cool.
We sell this book at work. I must remember to tout it on the next company newsletter. (Unknown Name) is one of my favorite writers!
Okay, this is regarding your post on bargain basement and the halloween costume ideas… that’s no fair, you stole one of mine!! I totally went as gum on the bottom of a shoe when I was 14. Only I hot glued an old sneaker to a headband. I recommend using a LIGHT WEIGHT sneaker, as it gave me a neck ache!!
You are now officially too cool for school!
bossy i didn’t know you were a dog humorist too, man lady you do it all!
*sniff, sniff*
DG can say DG knew Bossy (met Bossy once or twice) back when! Bossy is super cool.
Oh and Not a fan? Um. Haven’t you ever seen Silence of the Lambs? It puts the lotion on or else it gets the hose again? Dude. Referring to yourself in the third person is all the rage. In fact, it’s the new black. All the cool kids are doing it. OH YEAH! YOU AREN’T COOL! Oops. Go get an education. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hurrah for Nora Ephron! I mean, Bossy.
Hurrah!
Woot!
Bossy! You are very cool. I’m ordering me a few of these!
Published? Check!
Nasty Trolls lurking about? Check!
Dude! You have arrived! I’m so proud!
Woot!
Bossy is VERY impressive!
Bossy! So cool! Must run out to book store tomorrow.
Congratulations! I can’t wait to read it!
I am going straight to Barnes and Noble to order this book!
Yay! Great job, Bossy. I hear John Cusack loves witty books about dogs!
That’s awesome! you’re published!
Whoa Bossy, I am SO jealous – no one ever sends me hate mail…
Congratulations!
SK
Niiiiiiiice!
Congrats Bossy!
Congrats, Bossy!
And good job on your shitty blog too.
very cool! i will definitely check it out. so will my irish wolfhound.
You’re published in the same book as KINKY FRIEDMAN! You have officially Arrived. Congratulations, Bossy!
Who once said: “Fabulous idea! But a whole chapter? Maybe Bossy is in for a paragraph?”
And look at you now, girl!
As for a shitty blog – I think NoFan will find it’s chocolate.
Very cool!! Congratulations!!
Bossy–
Congrats on your book. From one who knows.
E.W.
How to Raise a Jewish Dog
Woof woof wag wag wag!
Awesome, Bossy! I’ll check it out!
Congratulations! I may need to buy this book and the only dog we have is a Nintendog. Awesome!
That is so very cool! I think I might know a few people who need that book…
No way, no way, no way!
Hoo-rah!
Congratulations.
I am flushed with excitement over this for you — whoo-hoo! (Hey, just because it’s 4 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m not throwing you a party over here!)
I was already planning to buy the book; then I read here that you had contributed to it. That made me fly out the door and actually purchase it IN PERSON with NO DISCOUNT…I read it; I loved it and, already, I’m reading it again. You, Merril and Kinky wrote my favourite essays.
Hope your sweet daughter is doing well…Stella, too!