You are looking at A Collection of the Cheapest Best Contemporary Dog Wit. Destined to land on the discard pile New York Times Bestseller list, Howl celebrates the verve and laughs pets offer their people and Bossy isn’t kidding that sentence appears directly on the book jacket.
This compilation book includes rib-tickling tails tales from well-known writers such as Dave Barry, (unknown name, unknown name) Margaret Cho, (unknown name), Al Franken, (more unknown names), and Bossy!
Get your copy today
Ms. Karen says
October 30, 2007 at 12:15 pmHA! I now know what to get my father-in-law for his birthday.
(congrats on being in the book. That is very cool. I’ll be Ms. Cho is impressed to be in such awesome company).
Laurie Foolery says
October 30, 2007 at 12:19 pmVery exciting! I celebrate the verve and laughs Bossy offers her readers. Congratulations!
David says
October 30, 2007 at 12:29 pmGasp! The secret identity is revealed!
byebyebertie says
October 30, 2007 at 12:51 pmscrolling up from Bossie….(congrats!) I see Kinky Friedman…if there ever was a match made in heaven…not so strange bedfellows.
soNOTcool says
October 30, 2007 at 1:05 pmI am horrified.
Deb says
October 30, 2007 at 1:06 pmWoot, woof, woot! Is it spelled BARk cause they pay in liquor like you are a bar band?
qt says
October 30, 2007 at 1:12 pmMs. Bossy, how I have missed you!!!
I am just catching up on all your posts. I love the bunched up towels – I suffer a similar fate. Also, thanks so kindly for the prize from Bossy’s basement. I will let you know who I re-gift those to. : )
And I am ALL OVER the BARk book – I can’t believe you aren’t giving away autographed copies, considering your world famous status…
Mir says
October 30, 2007 at 1:14 pmDude! Bossy is FAMOUS!
Nice work. 🙂
Mrs. G. says
October 30, 2007 at 1:18 pmBossy is published and Mrs. G. is so proud. Honey, you just made your first Amazon sale.
blackbird says
October 30, 2007 at 1:35 pmWell, Bossy just gets more famous EVERY DAY.
Have I mentioned that I don’t like dogs?
Jenn says
October 30, 2007 at 1:41 pmCongratulations! If your story in the book is half as entertaining as your blog, I definitely will be picking it up. (The book, that is.)
Alice says
October 30, 2007 at 1:42 pmWOW! that is QUITE SOMETHING! holy goodness, that’s awesome. congratulations, bossy!
blue girl says
October 30, 2007 at 1:43 pmVery, very cool, Ms. Bossy. Yay! for you.
I’ll get a couple of copies for friends for Christmas.
You’re just so cool.
MetroDad says
October 30, 2007 at 1:46 pmAwesome! What great company. I’m off to Amazon now to order the book. Can’t wait to read your entry.
Suzy says
October 30, 2007 at 1:47 pmThis couldn’t have happened to a funnier person. Congrats! And you’re listed right above Merrill Markoe, that ain’t no small thang…
slouching mom says
October 30, 2007 at 2:31 pmYou’re freakin’ famous!
Must go process this.
How awesome.
And now I will go think of several people for whom I can buy this book for Xmas.
Y’know, so I can contribute to the Georgia Getz fund.
Biddy says
October 30, 2007 at 2:47 pmi am so behind on bossy because i was too busy bitching someone out on my blog! and i am so buying it!
Evolving says
October 30, 2007 at 2:53 pmGee Dag Bossy! If you don’t slow yer cute little butt down on all this publishing and printing and making of famousness I will NEVER catch up.
I hope that story is about Stella. Since the dream I have begun secretly longing for a dog as big as a horse.
Shh…don’t tell the cats.
RuthWells says
October 30, 2007 at 3:04 pmWoo hoo! First round of tequila’s on me.
whit says
October 30, 2007 at 3:19 pmVery cool! Congrats!
Craig says
October 30, 2007 at 3:23 pmThat’s awesome! I’ll be sure to pay as close to full price as I can.
No fan of yours says
October 30, 2007 at 3:39 pmWOW…what a shitty blog. What kind of cerebral impairments do you have that makes you refer to yourself in third person. Do you think it’s entertaining? You sound like an idiot. Go get an education.
OMSH says
October 30, 2007 at 3:51 pmBwahahahaha! I’m sorry. I’m laughing AT the previous poster. Why oh why do we have to be ugly “No fan”? Did your momma not teach you the cardinal rule we all learned from that lovely skunk in Bambi?
If you can’t say something nice…
Exactly.
Published! You’re published!!!!!! Wooohoooo!!!
Arr-arr-arr-arrrroooooooooo!!
Laurie Foolery says
October 30, 2007 at 4:22 pmRegarding “No fan of yours” . . .
I doubt he/she is a fan of ANYONE’S. And he/she is exactly right — this blog will never be popular. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Jennifer says
October 30, 2007 at 4:29 pmWow!!! That is fantatic, Bossy!
Mrs. Chicky says
October 30, 2007 at 4:29 pmHere I was licking my wounds for feeling out of the loop (go check your email) and then I read the nasty comment. Now I just feel like beating that person with a rawhide.
Brando says
October 30, 2007 at 4:38 pmLooks like No Fan forgot to take his One a Day Plus Irony vitamin. That’s okay, he can get his full day’s supply when he gets beaten with a bag of oranges.
Congrats on the book, that is terrific!
Jen M says
October 30, 2007 at 4:53 pmShut UP!!! That is so exciting!!!!! Published!
Jen M says
October 30, 2007 at 4:55 pmUh – just read that crappy comment. Here’s a question….WHY CAN’T YOU GO READ ANOTHER BLOG, THEN AND JUST KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO YOURSELF?
Jen M doesn’t like it when people are mean. Especially to one of Jen M’s favorite bloggers.
Teryn says
October 30, 2007 at 4:59 pmThat’s pretty darn cool.
Noelle says
October 30, 2007 at 5:17 pmWe sell this book at work. I must remember to tout it on the next company newsletter. (Unknown Name) is one of my favorite writers!
Kristin says
October 30, 2007 at 5:24 pmOkay, this is regarding your post on bargain basement and the halloween costume ideas… that’s no fair, you stole one of mine!! I totally went as gum on the bottom of a shoe when I was 14. Only I hot glued an old sneaker to a headband. I recommend using a LIGHT WEIGHT sneaker, as it gave me a neck ache!!
Have The T-Shirt says
October 30, 2007 at 7:01 pmYou are now officially too cool for school!
seattle mamacita says
October 30, 2007 at 7:20 pmbossy i didn’t know you were a dog humorist too, man lady you do it all!
The Domestic Goddess says
October 30, 2007 at 7:49 pm*sniff, sniff*
DG can say DG knew Bossy (met Bossy once or twice) back when! Bossy is super cool.
Oh and Not a fan? Um. Haven’t you ever seen Silence of the Lambs? It puts the lotion on or else it gets the hose again? Dude. Referring to yourself in the third person is all the rage. In fact, it’s the new black. All the cool kids are doing it. OH YEAH! YOU AREN’T COOL! Oops. Go get an education. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
superblondgirl says
October 30, 2007 at 9:06 pmHurrah for Nora Ephron! I mean, Bossy.
Hurrah!
kerrianne says
October 30, 2007 at 10:07 pmWoot!
Melissa in NZ says
October 30, 2007 at 11:20 pmBossy! You are very cool. I’m ordering me a few of these!
Sascha says
October 30, 2007 at 11:57 pmPublished? Check!
Nasty Trolls lurking about? Check!
Dude! You have arrived! I’m so proud!
Woot!
Mrs. Chicken says
October 31, 2007 at 1:12 amBossy is VERY impressive!
shayera says
October 31, 2007 at 1:46 amBossy! So cool! Must run out to book store tomorrow.
prof.j says
October 31, 2007 at 7:11 amCongratulations! I can’t wait to read it!
prof.j says
October 31, 2007 at 7:12 amI am going straight to Barnes and Noble to order this book!
Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants says
October 31, 2007 at 7:56 amYay! Great job, Bossy. I hear John Cusack loves witty books about dogs!
Jenny says
October 31, 2007 at 9:42 amThat’s awesome! you’re published!
Suburban Kamikaze says
October 31, 2007 at 10:28 amWhoa Bossy, I am SO jealous – no one ever sends me hate mail…
Congratulations!
SK
Papa says
October 31, 2007 at 10:42 amNiiiiiiiice!
Colleen says
October 31, 2007 at 1:44 pmCongrats Bossy!
Diesel says
October 31, 2007 at 2:05 pmCongrats, Bossy!
And good job on your shitty blog too. 😉
andrea_frets says
October 31, 2007 at 2:08 pmvery cool! i will definitely check it out. so will my irish wolfhound.
Caroline says
October 31, 2007 at 3:09 pmYou’re published in the same book as KINKY FRIEDMAN! You have officially Arrived. Congratulations, Bossy!
Mr Farty says
October 31, 2007 at 7:01 pmWho once said: “Fabulous idea! But a whole chapter? Maybe Bossy is in for a paragraph?”
And look at you now, girl!
As for a shitty blog – I think NoFan will find it’s chocolate.
Kara says
November 2, 2007 at 8:43 amVery cool!! Congratulations!!
Ellis Weiner says
November 4, 2007 at 1:08 pmBossy–
Congrats on your book. From one who knows.
E.W.
How to Raise a Jewish Dog
Ruth Dynamite says
November 4, 2007 at 3:34 pmWoof woof wag wag wag!
Awesome, Bossy! I’ll check it out!
Glennia says
November 4, 2007 at 9:36 pmCongratulations! I may need to buy this book and the only dog we have is a Nintendog. Awesome!
mothergoosemouse says
November 10, 2007 at 2:09 pmThat is so very cool! I think I might know a few people who need that book…
WhyMommy says
November 11, 2007 at 4:09 amNo way, no way, no way!
Hoo-rah!
Congratulations.
I am flushed with excitement over this for you — whoo-hoo! (Hey, just because it’s 4 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m not throwing you a party over here!)
Wendy says
January 25, 2008 at 11:12 pmI was already planning to buy the book; then I read here that you had contributed to it. That made me fly out the door and actually purchase it IN PERSON with NO DISCOUNT…I read it; I loved it and, already, I’m reading it again. You, Merril and Kinky wrote my favourite essays.
Hope your sweet daughter is doing well…Stella, too!