This is the Bedtime Story soundtrack:
Once upon a time Bossy was born a poor black child. She walked up a hill to school, and up a steeper hill home. Through a blizzard. In the heat. With no shoes, which were too tight. Then one day Bossy didn’t know she was nominated for the Weblog Award for Funniest Blog—and she didn’t know she was a finalist until the other finalists had left her approximately one two three a million votes behind—which is OK because Bossy’s friend Bobo promises to maybe vote once from his work computer if he remembers. Because
readers reader? That is the way Bossy spells success. Sort of like this: Cesssssuck.
Meanwhile over at the Weblog Awards site, it’s totally The Tortoise and the Hare:
Except in this version of the fable
Bossy the tortoise stays on the sofa all day watching the Intervention marathon on A&E while the hair is caught in the tortoise’s Oreck.