In honor of Bossy’s very close and personal friend Her, who recently outlined the classical positions of ballet, Bossy would like to share a few of her own classic dance moves:
The Disco Inferno Burn That Muthah Down position:
The Get’cha, Get’cha, Get’cha, Get Ur Freak On position:
The She’s the One, the Only One, Built Like a Amazon Brick House position:
The Get Up, Get, Get, Get Down 9-1-1 Is A Joke In Yo Town position:
The Papa Don’t, Papa Don’t, Papa Don’t Take No Mess position:
Riley says
January 16, 2008 at 9:42 amHaHaHa…. Priceless. You are one twisted woman. I like that in a person.
we_be_toys says
January 16, 2008 at 9:44 amminimal effort ballet – i love it! bossy is always the innovator.
Momo Fali says
January 16, 2008 at 9:46 amThat’s one fine looking ottoman. And, Bossy must have some seriously strong abs.
Maren says
January 16, 2008 at 9:49 amIt is a good thing your dog is the same size as the horses, or it just wouldn’t have worked as well!
ms ellie says
January 16, 2008 at 9:52 amthere’s something a little different about your landscape…..can’t put my finger on it.
1peanut says
January 16, 2008 at 9:55 amare people with pulmonary embolisms supposed to be gettin down like that?!
Strizz says
January 16, 2008 at 10:00 amWay to physical for me, I might catch a hernia.
1peanut says
January 16, 2008 at 10:00 amPS. did you forget to add me to your map of potential road trip stops? I’ll share a pin with uncommon blond if you like- I’m close to Sarasota.
The Mom Bomb says
January 16, 2008 at 10:00 amWhy is your dog so icily aloof and indifferent to your funky dance grooves?
Motherhood Uncensored says
January 16, 2008 at 10:11 amWhen you figure out how to get your ass off the ground, let me know.
I’m still stuck down here and I forgot my camera.
Grandma J says
January 16, 2008 at 10:11 amI recognize all those classic moves. I’m sure your close friend is green with envy.
I’m a bit concerned about where exactly Bossy is resting her arse…..please say it’s not on the bank of snow.
Stella is one perfect speciment!
ashpags says
January 16, 2008 at 10:16 amHahaha, perfect! Thanks for the laugh on a dreary, cold morning! =)
The Domestic Goddess says
January 16, 2008 at 10:31 amI love how Stella’s all, “Ummm…I don’t know her, honest. I have NO IDEA who this woman is. She lives at my house, but that’s about all I can tells ya.”
Bossy looks like she’s about as good at dancing as DG.
laura says
January 16, 2008 at 10:34 amNow those are my kind of moves! I dig the orange slippers–you’re my kind of woman (wish I had such a cute dog though). I may have to do a tribute to you and PW and photograph my own dance moves!
All Adither says
January 16, 2008 at 10:38 amI liked this version best.
Though her photography was amazing.
heart shaped hedges says
January 16, 2008 at 10:43 amBwaaaaHaaaHaaaaa, that was HIL-arious! Not only was it so funny but the play on Ree’s ballet post was so clever. You are ALWAYS so clever!!
RuthWells says
January 16, 2008 at 10:46 amBut damn, yesterday was a bit cold for lying on the ground!! Proving the old adage, life is easy, comedy is hard.
Mama DB says
January 16, 2008 at 10:48 amBossy is Boss, as are Bossy’s slippers.
Carmen says
January 16, 2008 at 10:55 amfirst let me say you are freakin’ hilarious. I mean, adding the Great Dane (emphasis on the Great) is perfect…
but, man, how did I miss Pioneer Woman’s page all this time too? Thanks for the heads-up. Another comic genius…and those photographs are so stunning I couldn’t look at them all at once. Have to look at a few at a time and soak it in…
Now I have another blog to check out daily, in addition to yours…
you ladies rock!
Tricia says
January 16, 2008 at 11:03 amOh, I kinda like it when you mock “p-dub.” You do it so well. And, then she’s mocking herself to begin with. Total Mock fest. Good job.
joeinvegas says
January 16, 2008 at 11:24 amI think what Stella was finding funny was where you were laying – that soft spot under your head? Yes, that one? eeeww.
MamaMo says
January 16, 2008 at 11:32 amthe real question is – why didn’t Bossy enter her deer/dog/cow/horse in the Miss Mustang 2008 contest?!! Stella could knock out a speech about how important it is educate children in the Iraq and the South Africa, and such.
Flea says
January 16, 2008 at 11:33 amWhich one was the Electric Slide? did I miss that? And does Stella do the Electric Slide?
Hotdog says
January 16, 2008 at 11:35 amI can’t believe the horse just stood there for the duration of your awesome dance moves. lol
also-
at first i thought you were wearing socks, as per your WHITE ASS feet! lmao!!
Robin J. says
January 16, 2008 at 11:38 amI think the Inderal is going to Bossy’s head…
Nancy says
January 16, 2008 at 11:50 amA different type of cow, your boots have a softer look, and those moves indeed leave the impression you listen to some classic tunes.
oh … and have great abs!
WeevilMaw says
January 16, 2008 at 11:51 amBossy is electric! Boogeywoogeywoogey.
Maybe someone mixed up your prescriptions, or gave you an incorrect dosage. Makes for good entertainment whatever the cause.
U & P-dub, what a way to start the day. I may have to copy your mockery, except my 12 week old Jackeranian (Miles) is never sill for more than a nanosecond.
Junebug says
January 16, 2008 at 11:53 amI like how your dog turns from side to side during these dances. The first movement of “burn that mutha down” reminds me of the time my daughter (then 14) was in the hospital with a collapsed lung. This was 10 years ago. We were sharing a room with a little girl with a broken leg whose mother kept bumping her leg and the girl would cry. Then at night when we were supposed to be sleeping, the mom and her boyfriend started making out and made some remark about “burning that mutha down.” Which kind of bothered me and frightened me at the time. I asked the nurse to make the man leave and boy did I get an earful the rest of the night. The woman called someone and started talking about me making him leave. Oh well…you do what you gotta do. 😀
Biddy says
January 16, 2008 at 11:56 am*snort* i love bossy!
go check out biddy’s hood!
http://biddysworld.blogspot.com/2008/01/lets-go-for-walk.html
Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants says
January 16, 2008 at 12:02 pmI hope you sent it to Ree. That’s great!
Nice public enemy reference. You been watchin’ Flava of Love again Bossy?
Big love to mah Bossy!
Glass Dragonfly says
January 16, 2008 at 12:21 pm*choke* I LOVE IT! Thank you for the smile this morning, I very dearly needed it.
Tootsie says
January 16, 2008 at 12:21 pmThe orange slippers really give it that 70’s vibe, ya know? And your dog? Awesome!
Madame Jozet at Halushki says
January 16, 2008 at 12:44 pmUhh…Bossy?
I may have a twisted mind, but some of those photos looked like something from a kinky shoe fetish site for Great Danes. Not that I would know anything about kinky shoe fetish sites for Great Danes.
Sarah is Ok says
January 16, 2008 at 12:47 pmSo, Bossy’s neighbors must already think she’s weird, huh. And you also have stunning photos.
Emily says
January 16, 2008 at 12:55 pmI LOVE your dane!!!!
andrea says
January 16, 2008 at 12:57 pmAnd Stella approves of this dance lesson.
Foolery says
January 16, 2008 at 1:37 pmStella seems to be under the impression that you are Richard Avedon or Annie Liebowitz. I have never seen an animal pose like that. She’s worse than my brother Mantel Man.
Oh, The Joys says
January 16, 2008 at 2:01 pmMy, my, my, but you are the LIMBER one, I see.
Mrs. G. says
January 16, 2008 at 2:03 pmBossy is mighty, mighty and lettin’ it all hang out. Stella looks much less interested than PW’s cows.
psychophant says
January 16, 2008 at 2:11 pmIt cracks me up how Stella keeps looking off in any direction except at you. She’s loyal and protective, but all “Woman? What crazy woman? I’m just watchin’ the squirrels.”
Jennifer says
January 16, 2008 at 2:12 pmFirst of all, you and she are equally twisted and hilarious. I like that we have a balance of classical dance and disco in the blogosphere. Secondly, danes must have different temperaments than labs. If I got on the ground and tried to do that with my lab around, I’d have a face full of snout in no time!
BTW, diet coke burns when it comes out of the nose…
Miz Booshay says
January 16, 2008 at 2:22 pmOh my gosh!
You are hilarious!
Her Bad Mother says
January 16, 2008 at 2:58 pmHBM wants Bossy’s dog, and Bossy’s slippers. Does dog fetch slippers? WANT.
Caroline says
January 16, 2008 at 3:10 pmBree’s bovine ballet moves were very fun, but I much as I love the PW, she’s got NOTHIN’ on you and your Disco Dane, Klub Kid Kool, Get Down Wit’ Yer Get Down, Bossy Boogie Fever demonstration!
Junebug says
January 16, 2008 at 3:29 pmBossy, could you please come check out my ballet moves today? I know, I know, I’m a copy “cat.” 😀
David says
January 16, 2008 at 3:32 pmI’m sorry, what???
Mr Farty says
January 16, 2008 at 3:36 pmStella is wondering, “Where’d that crazy woman go?”
I would never stoop so low as to copy someone else’s idea…
*clickety*
Redneck Mommy says
January 16, 2008 at 3:39 pmDancing just isn’t classical unless there is a dog the size of a horse involved.
And orange slippers. Which I covet. Because they would look great next to the lime green ones I like to rock…
Shelly Kang says
January 16, 2008 at 3:44 pmHey, funny! And I love your slippers, too. Could you tell us more about your slippers? Like what brand they are and where to buy them? Thanks.
nancypants says
January 16, 2008 at 3:44 pmYou are a fruitcake. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
And there you go, rubbing it in that you met Ree irl again. Meany. THhhbbbtt!! (that was a raspberry by the way.)
Mrs. Chicky says
January 16, 2008 at 4:13 pmWhat? No Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight position?
I bet the dog would love some KC and the Sunshine Band.
qt says
January 16, 2008 at 4:29 pmStella makes the perfect clubbing partner – poised and coldly aloof to all your dance floor machinations.
Kara says
January 16, 2008 at 5:02 pmNice moves! Do tell where you got your slippers from. Love them!
sarah bean says
January 16, 2008 at 6:53 pmbossy? i love you
Surcie says
January 16, 2008 at 7:14 pmShe looks embarassed. I’m just sayin.
mimi says
January 16, 2008 at 8:40 pmMaybe when you do the road trip through CANADA I will show you photos from my high school air band routine for that particular Public Enemy song. Oh dear.
tj says
January 16, 2008 at 9:31 pm…Gosh, I dunno what I love more – the dance moves or the fashion statement made with those killer orange shoes! lol… ;o)
…Blessings…
Nilsa S. says
January 16, 2008 at 9:57 pmThey say dogs and their owners have a striking resemblance. Well, Bossy, I think you have just proven this theory true! I think you share the same chin!!!
diesel says
January 16, 2008 at 11:07 pmThe dog looks like he’s looking for adequate adult supervision.
the new girl says
January 16, 2008 at 11:11 pmBossy turned that mutha out…
Karla ~ Looking Towards Heaven says
January 16, 2008 at 11:24 pmI’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
blessings,
Karla
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
January 17, 2008 at 1:36 amDig the dancing shoes!
Debbie M. says
January 17, 2008 at 1:57 amI’m sorry, I see nothing but the dog on this post!
As the sidekick to fawn English Mastiffs, I have to laugh at the similarity in temperament. They would be totally doing the same “WTH, is anybody looking this way?” frozen pose. While nonchalantly changing cranial direction between takes.
Awesome.
Angela says
January 17, 2008 at 5:10 amI have a problem. I am addicted to Bossy.
Karisma says
January 17, 2008 at 5:44 amWell the dog certainly looks unimpressed. Is this telling you something. Maybe you need to try some new moves.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
January 17, 2008 at 8:35 amGet up..get on down. Get up..get on down.
Stella says the gettin’ down part is mastered, but the gettin’ up still needs work.
Half-Past Kissin' Time says
January 17, 2008 at 8:58 amYour dog’s indifference cracks me up in these photos. Very funny.
meleah rebeccah says
January 17, 2008 at 9:47 amBossy knows how to Bust A Move.
Kiki says
January 17, 2008 at 1:27 pmApparently .9 a day is enough to stay thin as Bossy clearly is. Now if I do this dance work out will I need a larger dog since I’m a larger woman? Is there a larger dog? Maybe a bear. Does a resistant dog increase the calorie burning?
Paula says
January 17, 2008 at 4:27 pmOh my Goodness, you are a hoot. I surely hope you don’t have neighbors, you may get a visit from a social worker. Ha ha.
Susan says
January 17, 2008 at 5:26 pmThis is why you have few followers in New Mexico, where those moves are STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
Ree says
January 17, 2008 at 8:02 pmBossy must be too young for the Hitchhiker. Or the Hustle.
Deb says
January 18, 2008 at 9:00 amBossy-you’re sick and twisted- I like that in a person! verra verra funny…
Kristabella says
January 19, 2008 at 7:33 pmFirst, aren’t Bossy’s feet cold?
Second, how many times did you have to shoot these photos because it was all out of focus because you were laughing so hard at your shear genius?
Pommie says
January 20, 2008 at 9:49 amYou are SO immature.
And I mean that as a compliment.
Now I’ve got some evil bass guitar playing boogie in my head…
Sleeping Mommy says
January 20, 2008 at 7:03 pmGood thing I saw that post of Ree’s or it might have taken me a second to get it since I was too caught up in ogling your beautiful dog. I have always wanted a great dane.
The Dairy Wife says
January 21, 2008 at 2:23 amYou are a hoot! You can tell from your dog’s expressions … even he thinks you’re nuts! Love the moves!
Tanya
Heidi says
January 21, 2008 at 8:29 pmI LOVE how your dog is looking left and right then down at you then back up again – the look on his face is priceless. I imagine the thoughts going through his head are – God does anyone else see this – I need to get her in the house before someone thinks she has lost it… or This cant be happening I am SO embarressed, but she feeds me so what can I do about it!!! LOL LOVE IT!!