Oh good. Bossy sees you are finally advertising Asian Girls For Love & Marriage on her blog. This makes total sense given i am bossy’s archives and the part about how Bossy and her readers reader are forever searching for Asian brides.
Bossy’s only suggestion would be: more girls from the Guangdong province. Because who can say that word enough, really?
superblondgdirl says
January 21, 2008 at 11:53 amThank goodness, because I was in the Asian bride market and had no idea where to even start.
Sarah is Ok says
January 21, 2008 at 11:58 amI’m still new to the ad thing–now, will you get extra $$ if we order our brides from a link on your site? That’s pretty exciting b/c valentine’s day is coming up.
Suebob says
January 21, 2008 at 12:00 pmBossy – for all your human-trafficking needs.
Avitable says
January 21, 2008 at 12:01 pmMaybe your name should change to I am Pimpy.
William says
January 21, 2008 at 12:01 pmThat one chick weighs 50Kg. Is that heavy?
sue says
January 21, 2008 at 12:09 pmWhoa, Bossy, what’s happening to your site? Along with my Asian bride, apparently I can order “A Booksense Notable Book” called ‘A Man of No Moon’ which is described as “a wonderful dirty book” and “alive with lust and aphoristic barbs”. That sounds like it might hurt. Exactly what type of reading material will you be bringing along with you on your excellent road trip?
Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants says
January 21, 2008 at 12:17 pmYour new tagline could be, “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy!”
I saw you had, GASP!, republican ads on your Google ads one day.
I knew THE-BOSSY would not be happy!
Love to ya!
Grandma J says
January 21, 2008 at 12:18 pmIt can never be said that BOSSY discriminates because there is an ad for Christian Singles on BOSSY’S site too. The one common denominator seems to be BOSSY’S obsession with making sure her readers find a love connection. somewhere. Asia, exotica, church, or on her Excellent Road Trip.
My one burning question..WHERE ARE THE MEN
Foolery says
January 21, 2008 at 12:21 pmI prefer the Asian Girls Outlet, myself.
Dara says
January 21, 2008 at 12:26 pmI don’t see the ad for Asian girls…just the ad to support Fred Thompson.
Does he like Asian girls?
It is hard out there for a pimp….
Audubon Ron says
January 21, 2008 at 12:33 pmI got taken on Russian thing once. Found Tatiana Petrenko in Mos-co. Her dad had cancer, mother sick and also dying of something, was studying to be a doctor of cosmetology at Mos-co U, wanted an American hunk and scammed yours truly for several hundred dollars, a tee shirt, a bag of peanut M&Ms and a Sony Walkman. What a fool I was. I love M&Ms.
wally cleaver says
January 21, 2008 at 12:36 pmI just ordered 2 Asian Brides. The shipping was cheaper when you ordered that way
Patricia says
January 21, 2008 at 12:37 pmI wish Google would post some 100% “sweet with sugar on top and a side order of sweet” potential husbands ads for those of us of the husbandless variety…not that I am looking – just saying…
freidabee says
January 21, 2008 at 12:38 pmCan I buy an Asian gay marriage?
Alls I see ads for are a Bossy/ John Cusack movie, and custom bumper stickes, which can maybe be used for some of the cool sayin’ people are suggesting.
Tootsie Farklepants says
January 21, 2008 at 12:47 pmWho knew that so many of your readers were fortysomething, gold medallion wearing, toupee sporting bar flies?
Hotdog says
January 21, 2008 at 12:48 pmI love me some Asian brides.
laura says
January 21, 2008 at 12:49 pmI like that you have “Alive with Lust” and “A Wonderfully Dirty Book” as quotes on the right side for the reviews of “A Man of No Moon.” Lusty and Dirty and Bossy!!!
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
January 21, 2008 at 12:57 pmThese ads are from a little-known subsidiary of Google known as Go Ogle.
I wish they’d put some guangdong men in their ads. Not that I’m looking for love, marriage or anything else, but in honor of the holiday, it should be about equal opportunity, guangdong it.
Michael says
January 21, 2008 at 12:58 pmI’m really glad they’re for both love AND marriage. One or the other just isn’t enough. When I buy another human being, it has to be a multitaskable purchase, otherwise it’s just money down the drain.
amy says
January 21, 2008 at 12:58 pmmerci
valentines day pressie for hubby
check
Cathy says
January 21, 2008 at 1:06 pmOkay –
Guess what’s crazy. I actually *know* someone who ordered a bride. Yup. That’s what. Okay, I don’t *know* him, but I work with his sister-in-law. The bride came over in Dec. and they hurried up and got married fast, you know, for the tax deducation.
I’m serious.
meleah rebeccah says
January 21, 2008 at 1:34 pmthats disturbing.
Ashley says
January 21, 2008 at 1:35 pmHmmm….Asian chicks on one side and “Meet Christian Singles in your City” on the other. Thanks for giving me lots of options. Love your blog. It keeps this SAHM very entertained!
HRH says
January 21, 2008 at 1:49 pmthat is so funny. I like that google is running 3 non-bossy bumper sticker ads against yours right now…do they really want the competition?
Biddy says
January 21, 2008 at 1:52 pmi’m ordering myself one…so she can do the cleaning and the laundry. yeah….sounds good to me! oh! do they come with a massage option?
Manic Mommy says
January 21, 2008 at 1:54 pmNext ad: Unclaimed money in Kenyan bank account can be yours for a small upfront fee.
mp says
January 21, 2008 at 1:59 pmWhat works for me is that I just have to click on Bossy’s site to get my Anthony Bourdaine fix…Yummmm
cate says
January 21, 2008 at 2:02 pmya, i was wondering when you would get useful ads like these up. was gonna say something…guess now i don’t have to!
we_be_toys says
January 21, 2008 at 2:30 pmI saw that group of ads on your blog the other day and was wondering WTF was up with Google.
I’m with ManicMommy – when are the unclaimed bank accounts in Africa going to surface as a Google ad?
Kristin says
January 21, 2008 at 2:30 pmAdopting our daughter from China was a long and mentally exhausting process… perhaps if we decide to adopt again we’ll take this route and ask for a nice teenager.
Google ads – bringing families together.
Heather says
January 21, 2008 at 2:39 pmAt least the ad is for love AND marriage and not love OR marriage. Or would that be false advertising?
The Domestic Goddess says
January 21, 2008 at 3:10 pmWhew. I was hoping it was a mistake. Because I could not for the life of me figure out what you were trying to tell us posting Asian Brides Ads on your site. I was hoping it didn’t mean you were an Asian Transvestite or something.
Flea says
January 21, 2008 at 3:41 pmAll my ads – every last one – are for flea and tick control. I am NOT amused. Hmph.
Mrs. Chicken says
January 21, 2008 at 4:21 pmPerhaps Bossy needs to add Asia to her road trip schedule?
Mrs. Chicky says
January 21, 2008 at 5:25 pmFer chrissake, I was just looking for one of those.
Ree says
January 21, 2008 at 5:34 pmAlmost as funny as the many times I’ve seen ads for Republican candidates on Bossy’s blog.
All Adither says
January 21, 2008 at 5:48 pmMy ads are all for cake toppers. Asian brides are a little more colorful.
Carrie says
January 21, 2008 at 6:13 pmGoogle never ceases to amaze me, whether it’s the crazy ads or stupid ways people find themselves to me.
Surcie says
January 21, 2008 at 7:52 pmI have no ads on my blog, but I can see that I am totally missing out.
soNOTcool says
January 21, 2008 at 7:58 pmThe present Google Ads (on this page) want me to buy bumper stickers. And, to support Fred Thompson.
Oh, that reminds me … When I first started coming to your site (last spring?), there were a lot of Ann Coulter ads and I remember thinking, “Did I somehow miss that BOSSY is ultra-conservative?!”
FENICLE says
January 21, 2008 at 8:13 pmHey, you never know when you might need a mail-order bride!!!
mary says
January 21, 2008 at 8:28 pmAh, those plugs for Bandolino boots AND brides!!!
Gotta love Bossy!
Redneck Mommy says
January 21, 2008 at 8:59 pmI get ads for Asian brides all the time. Which is good. Cuz I think my brother is in the market for a wife. Good to know my blog is not only entertaining but USEFUL too.
Snort.
PixieVonAzia says
January 21, 2008 at 9:01 pmHi.. I like your blog you are really smart and funny.. I have never seen so MANY people comment on all your different topics..Oh and I do get ads like that but mostly they are the ‘Looking for single Christians in your area’? kind..Have a nice day =)
anastasia beaverhausen says
January 21, 2008 at 9:09 pmI wasn’t in the market for a bride, but now I’ve got a craving for Chinese food.
Amy Beth @ Ministry So Fabulous! says
January 21, 2008 at 9:18 pmIf you come to visit me and my middle school girl programs on your bloggy trip, you can’t bring your mail-order Asian brides, Bossy. I am sorry but we have standards here.
Now, if you have ANY mail-order grooms… see me.
Madame Jozet at Halushki says
January 21, 2008 at 9:24 pmI get ads for sausages and pole dancers on my blog.
The photos of meat on a deli counter are especially pornographic.
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
January 21, 2008 at 9:30 pmMaybe they thought John Cusack would be interested?
Laura says
January 22, 2008 at 7:01 amWhere’s the marketing strategy here? You know, like, me love you long time!
Jacki says
January 22, 2008 at 7:35 amI had to finally get rid of GoogleAds because I didn’t want to advertise for pornographic material on my blog for pennies a day. 🙂
Sloane says
January 22, 2008 at 7:54 amHmm . . . Now I’m really curious about the English translation of the Chinese characters from the Road Trip Update that made the Google crawler run that ad . . . Perhaps male enlargement ads will follow . . .
Dharmamama says
January 22, 2008 at 8:18 amThe problem with Asian mail-order brides is that you want another one twenty minutes after you’re finished with the first.
Hmmmm… Asian bride. I need a good wife! Because I refused to be one.
Dharmamama says
January 22, 2008 at 8:19 amRefused to be a good wife, that is. Not Asian bride.
Lotta says
January 22, 2008 at 10:04 amYou make a strong case for google adwords.
Peggy says
January 22, 2008 at 11:25 ambossy believes in free enterprise.I pick bride in column A with extra eggroll.
Christina says
January 22, 2008 at 4:02 pmNot only can I order an Asian bride, I can also triple the traffic to my site in 48 hours! Your site really is the one-stop shop for everything, isn’t it?
Strizz says
January 22, 2008 at 4:57 pmi saw a trio of Asian chicks at my job yesterday and they were like tween hookers with high tech gadgets and I secretly wished I could be one of them.
Karen says
January 22, 2008 at 6:39 pmI also recently noticed an ad for “certified” Christian singles. Or was that certified “Christian” singles? or certified Christian “singles”? I can’t remember.
PLO says
January 22, 2008 at 7:27 pmThank goodness it isn’t only me. Today I had an ad for “Girls in Thongs” and one that said “I see London, I see France, don’t let them see your underpants”, how appropriate! I am sure my ad settings are for “G” rated only….urgh.
Meghan says
January 22, 2008 at 9:44 pmWhat’s with the metric weight and height measurements? I like to bride shop the good ‘ol Imperial way.
Rae says
January 23, 2008 at 12:16 amWhat the?
Christine says
January 23, 2008 at 12:48 amI noticed those ads and thought, “Hmmm…wonder what BOSSY thinks about this?”
nancypants says
January 25, 2008 at 6:44 pmOh man. That’s crazy…
And Ree…. you crack me up! Touche! LOL
mj aka sugarmama says
January 29, 2008 at 12:25 amLast I heard Guandong had a special market price “buy wan get one flee” …bwahahaha…
lol…Its ok, Im Asian…and I used to be a mail order bride… ok kidding again….but the Asian part is true.