Oh good. Bossy sees you are finally advertising Asian Girls For Love & Marriage on her blog. This makes total sense given i am bossy’s archives and the part about how Bossy and her
readers reader are forever searching for Asian brides.
Bossy’s only suggestion would be: more girls from the Guangdong province. Because who can say that word enough, really?
superblondgdirl saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 11:53 am
Thank goodness, because I was in the Asian bride market and had no idea where to even start.
Sarah is Ok saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 11:58 am
I’m still new to the ad thing–now, will you get extra $$ if we order our brides from a link on your site? That’s pretty exciting b/c valentine’s day is coming up.
Suebob saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Bossy – for all your human-trafficking needs.
Avitable saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Maybe your name should change to I am Pimpy.
William saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:01 pm
That one chick weighs 50Kg. Is that heavy?
sue saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Whoa, Bossy, what’s happening to your site? Along with my Asian bride, apparently I can order “A Booksense Notable Book” called ‘A Man of No Moon’ which is described as “a wonderful dirty book” and “alive with lust and aphoristic barbs”. That sounds like it might hurt. Exactly what type of reading material will you be bringing along with you on your excellent road trip?
Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Your new tagline could be, “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy!”
I saw you had, GASP!, republican ads on your Google ads one day.
I knew THE-BOSSY would not be happy!
Love to ya!
Grandma J saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:18 pm
It can never be said that BOSSY discriminates because there is an ad for Christian Singles on BOSSY’S site too. The one common denominator seems to be BOSSY’S obsession with making sure her readers find a love connection. somewhere. Asia, exotica, church, or on her Excellent Road Trip.
My one burning question..WHERE ARE THE MEN
Foolery saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I prefer the Asian Girls Outlet, myself.
Dara saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I don’t see the ad for Asian girls…just the ad to support Fred Thompson.
Does he like Asian girls?
It is hard out there for a pimp….
Audubon Ron saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I got taken on Russian thing once. Found Tatiana Petrenko in Mos-co. Her dad had cancer, mother sick and also dying of something, was studying to be a doctor of cosmetology at Mos-co U, wanted an American hunk and scammed yours truly for several hundred dollars, a tee shirt, a bag of peanut M&Ms and a Sony Walkman. What a fool I was. I love M&Ms.
wally cleaver saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I just ordered 2 Asian Brides. The shipping was cheaper when you ordered that way
Patricia saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I wish Google would post some 100% “sweet with sugar on top and a side order of sweet” potential husbands ads for those of us of the husbandless variety…not that I am looking – just saying…
freidabee saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Can I buy an Asian gay marriage?
Alls I see ads for are a Bossy/ John Cusack movie, and custom bumper stickes, which can maybe be used for some of the cool sayin’ people are suggesting.
Tootsie Farklepants saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Who knew that so many of your readers were fortysomething, gold medallion wearing, toupee sporting bar flies?
Hotdog saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I love me some Asian brides.
laura saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I like that you have “Alive with Lust” and “A Wonderfully Dirty Book” as quotes on the right side for the reviews of “A Man of No Moon.” Lusty and Dirty and Bossy!!!
Chesapeake Bay Woman saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:57 pm
These ads are from a little-known subsidiary of Google known as Go Ogle.
I wish they’d put some guangdong men in their ads. Not that I’m looking for love, marriage or anything else, but in honor of the holiday, it should be about equal opportunity, guangdong it.
Michael saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I’m really glad they’re for both love AND marriage. One or the other just isn’t enough. When I buy another human being, it has to be a multitaskable purchase, otherwise it’s just money down the drain.
amy saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 12:58 pm
valentines day pressie for hubby
Cathy saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Guess what’s crazy. I actually *know* someone who ordered a bride. Yup. That’s what. Okay, I don’t *know* him, but I work with his sister-in-law. The bride came over in Dec. and they hurried up and got married fast, you know, for the tax deducation.
meleah rebeccah saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Ashley saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Hmmm….Asian chicks on one side and “Meet Christian Singles in your City” on the other. Thanks for giving me lots of options. Love your blog. It keeps this SAHM very entertained!
HRH saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 1:49 pm
that is so funny. I like that google is running 3 non-bossy bumper sticker ads against yours right now…do they really want the competition?
Biddy saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 1:52 pm
i’m ordering myself one…so she can do the cleaning and the laundry. yeah….sounds good to me! oh! do they come with a massage option?
Manic Mommy saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Next ad: Unclaimed money in Kenyan bank account can be yours for a small upfront fee.
mp saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 1:59 pm
What works for me is that I just have to click on Bossy’s site to get my Anthony Bourdaine fix…Yummmm
cate saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 2:02 pm
ya, i was wondering when you would get useful ads like these up. was gonna say something…guess now i don’t have to!
we_be_toys saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I saw that group of ads on your blog the other day and was wondering WTF was up with Google.
I’m with ManicMommy – when are the unclaimed bank accounts in Africa going to surface as a Google ad?
Kristin saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Adopting our daughter from China was a long and mentally exhausting process… perhaps if we decide to adopt again we’ll take this route and ask for a nice teenager.
Google ads – bringing families together.
Heather saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 2:39 pm
At least the ad is for love AND marriage and not love OR marriage. Or would that be false advertising?
The Domestic Goddess saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Whew. I was hoping it was a mistake. Because I could not for the life of me figure out what you were trying to tell us posting Asian Brides Ads on your site. I was hoping it didn’t mean you were an Asian Transvestite or something.
Flea saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 3:41 pm
All my ads – every last one – are for flea and tick control. I am NOT amused. Hmph.
Mrs. Chicken saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Perhaps Bossy needs to add Asia to her road trip schedule?
Mrs. Chicky saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Fer chrissake, I was just looking for one of those.
Ree saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Almost as funny as the many times I’ve seen ads for Republican candidates on Bossy’s blog.
All Adither saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 5:48 pm
My ads are all for cake toppers. Asian brides are a little more colorful.
Carrie saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Google never ceases to amaze me, whether it’s the crazy ads or stupid ways people find themselves to me.
Surcie saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I have no ads on my blog, but I can see that I am totally missing out.
soNOTcool saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 7:58 pm
The present Google Ads (on this page) want me to buy bumper stickers. And, to support Fred Thompson.
Oh, that reminds me … When I first started coming to your site (last spring?), there were a lot of Ann Coulter ads and I remember thinking, “Did I somehow miss that BOSSY is ultra-conservative?!”
FENICLE saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Hey, you never know when you might need a mail-order bride!!!
mary saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Ah, those plugs for Bandolino boots AND brides!!!
Gotta love Bossy!
Redneck Mommy saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I get ads for Asian brides all the time. Which is good. Cuz I think my brother is in the market for a wife. Good to know my blog is not only entertaining but USEFUL too.
PixieVonAzia saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Hi.. I like your blog you are really smart and funny.. I have never seen so MANY people comment on all your different topics..Oh and I do get ads like that but mostly they are the ‘Looking for single Christians in your area’? kind..Have a nice day =)
anastasia beaverhausen saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I wasn’t in the market for a bride, but now I’ve got a craving for Chinese food.
Amy Beth @ Ministry So Fabulous! saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 9:18 pm
If you come to visit me and my middle school girl programs on your bloggy trip, you can’t bring your mail-order Asian brides, Bossy. I am sorry but we have standards here.
Now, if you have ANY mail-order grooms… see me.
Madame Jozet at Halushki saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I get ads for sausages and pole dancers on my blog.
The photos of meat on a deli counter are especially pornographic.
Jenn @ Juggling Life saysJanuary 21, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Maybe they thought John Cusack would be interested?
Laura saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 7:01 am
Where’s the marketing strategy here? You know, like, me love you long time!
Jacki saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 7:35 am
I had to finally get rid of GoogleAds because I didn’t want to advertise for pornographic material on my blog for pennies a day. 🙂
Sloane saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 7:54 am
Hmm . . . Now I’m really curious about the English translation of the Chinese characters from the Road Trip Update that made the Google crawler run that ad . . . Perhaps male enlargement ads will follow . . .
Dharmamama saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 8:18 am
The problem with Asian mail-order brides is that you want another one twenty minutes after you’re finished with the first.
Hmmmm… Asian bride. I need a good wife! Because I refused to be one.
Dharmamama saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 8:19 am
Refused to be a good wife, that is. Not Asian bride.
Lotta saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 10:04 am
You make a strong case for google adwords.
Peggy saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 11:25 am
bossy believes in free enterprise.I pick bride in column A with extra eggroll.
Christina saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Not only can I order an Asian bride, I can also triple the traffic to my site in 48 hours! Your site really is the one-stop shop for everything, isn’t it?
Strizz saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 4:57 pm
i saw a trio of Asian chicks at my job yesterday and they were like tween hookers with high tech gadgets and I secretly wished I could be one of them.
Karen saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I also recently noticed an ad for “certified” Christian singles. Or was that certified “Christian” singles? or certified Christian “singles”? I can’t remember.
PLO saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Thank goodness it isn’t only me. Today I had an ad for “Girls in Thongs” and one that said “I see London, I see France, don’t let them see your underpants”, how appropriate! I am sure my ad settings are for “G” rated only….urgh.
Meghan saysJanuary 22, 2008 at 9:44 pm
What’s with the metric weight and height measurements? I like to bride shop the good ‘ol Imperial way.
Rae saysJanuary 23, 2008 at 12:16 am
Christine saysJanuary 23, 2008 at 12:48 am
I noticed those ads and thought, “Hmmm…wonder what BOSSY thinks about this?”
nancypants saysJanuary 25, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Oh man. That’s crazy…
And Ree…. you crack me up! Touche! LOL
mj aka sugarmama saysJanuary 29, 2008 at 12:25 am
Last I heard Guandong had a special market price “buy wan get one flee” …bwahahaha…
lol…Its ok, Im Asian…and I used to be a mail order bride… ok kidding again….but the Asian part is true.