Bossy has been busy researching Apple’s technological advances, and here are just a few of the reasons Bossy thinks you should give her a free Macbook Air for her Excellent Road Trip:
- It fits in a manilla envelope, and Bossy has one of those:
- It looks like a clam. A thin clam:
- The ‘O’ is still sandwiched between the ‘I’ and the ‘P’ and Bossy likes that in a keyboard:
- It hovers:
- When it’s opened it resembles the letter ‘L’:
- When two are opened they look like bookends:
- There are plenty of places for Bossy to store her orange Tic Tacs:
- Look ma, no wires!
you seem to want one for all the same reasons as me!! however, the lack of a cd drive is what intrigues me most…
Steve Jobs is dreamy. He looks a lot like your husband.
My household is Granny Smith Green with envy over the new Apple. Seriously, I don’t know how that company doesn’t take over the world.
You hate our balls? Damn. My balls are my best characteristic. Now you hate them. Thanks for ruining my day.
Oh, it’s a sexy lappy to be sure. It makes me sort of loathe my 1 year old macbook, in the same way that seeing my bf’s enormous screened iMac made me loathe my 17″. I kind of think that there should be at least a discount for alls of us bloggers what’re tryin’ to change the world thru navel gazing.
Bossy does not really want one because when the battery dies, you have to SEND THE WHOLE THING BACK TO MAC to get a new one.
I bow to your genius Bossy.
Seriously.
So I’ve been living in a cave and just saw a commercial for this yesterday and about wet myself I coveted so much. I’m a whore for processor speed and memory though and there are issues with battery (hubby said so). Still, I’d probably trade in the first born for one just to try it out.
And sorry Dr. Monkey- tis true. The only thing worse is the sight of them dangling when you bend over naked. Eww- I just shivered as I wrote that.
OMG!!!! mens balls!!!! i’m dying. SOOOO TRUE. balls are yucky.
that IS a pretty computer. so pretty. my preeciiouussss. ACK NO DO NOT NEED. i don’t even USE macs, and i want one of those.
I’ll wait for round two when they get the bugs out. I heard about the battery too, and that they heat up fast ‘cuz they are so thin. ?!?!
Balls? *cough* neutered
Balls aside, what is it with women and wires?
Oooh, yes, balls are icky. Another good place to store your orange tick tacs though no?
Orange tic tacs = Juno.
Some of us LIKE the way men’s balls look!
Just Joking:)
I’m a huge tech-whore myself. And shoot, if you could get some smuck to give you one for free, why not? lol
i agree about men’s balls. they. are. nasty.
Bossy, I saw these new air Macs and I want one too. I have a orange tic tacs in my purse right now. When you visit, I will share. I sometimes eat them in church because I am hungry. ;D
Plus, Apples are healthy and it wasn’t too long ago that Bossy was feeling under the weather. Using an Apply each day could avoid a repeat of that!
Okay,should have used the preview feature. That would be an APPLE each day, not an APPLY.
I didn’t think I wanted one but you convinced me with the orange tic tac storage capability.
Have Eljo write a personal recommendation. Then there’s no way he can turn you down.
If you get one after this, I’m going to be sooooo… well… jealous.
I can’t wait until I can afford my new iMac. Then I buy one.
Patience come to me.
Boss, just got into a fight with the boss, but this post made it better… i like the commentary on men’s balls and where you can put your tic-tacs. i’m a gonna try that.
With battery problems and no CD/DVD option, I don’t think it’s as awesome as it looks.
Apple must have known I’m in the market for a new laptop.
No CD drive, eh? Between that and the storage, I think I’ll wait.
(It sure is pretty, though.)
“Look ma, no balls.” That’s what I should have said when I introduced my new girlfriend to my mother.
they’re paying you, right? they should be.
Maybe you shouldn’t have said the “men’s balls” thing whilst sucking up to Mr. Jobs.
I can just see him now with a mirror between his legs going, “What? What?”
I hope you sent this post to his “people”.
I would give you one after that plea!
Wait, women hate men’s low hangers??
The “men’s ball’s” comment was totally unexpected, equally hilarious, and sadly true.
I would be the happiest girl alive if I could get a Macbook or whatever they’re called these days. I would be very happy too if you got one of those super skinny ones and brought it when you visit ME on your road trip so I could drool over it.
While the lack of the cd drive makes it less appealing to me, I am lusting after a new MacBook. Badly.
Thanks to loads of Christmas candy, my pants are almost big enough to put that in my back pocket.
We took a bite of the Apple in Dec and got an iPhone and an iMac. We are so in love, the MacBook will be next. Besides, this will leave more room in your van for you to load all of the crap, I mean trasures, in your basement and pass them out along the way. See how that works out?
I love the levitating part. That is a nice feature in a computer, so space saving.
I agree, I can’t stand to look at men’s balls either. Blech!
Thank you for making me laugh.
thank god I got rid of mine, and the wires and speakers. take it from me, women hate those things.
I heart it too. Tell Steve to hook me up. You can just bring it by on my stop.
Bossy definitely deserves to be hooked up.
Yeah, mens balls, not so attractive.
Rats – and I just bought a new computer. Whatever – Macs aren’t compatible for work anyway. Hope you get one though!
I heart Steve Jobs. And the stuff he dreams up. Smart is so Sexxaay!
Those are definitely three things that THIS woman hates to look at, unless the balls are arranged in what is known as a “Fruit Bowl” – then I’m compelled to look!
*SLURP* That is me licking up the drool running down my face. Apples are ever so yummy, are they not?
It would be hard for me to actually use that computer.
I’d be too busy fondling it to actually, you know, work.
You always crack me up! My hubby keeps hinting around that he would like one of these….
I was laughing so hard at the nastay balls comment, that as I quickly scrolled down through the comments, I saw that one started with SLURP and I got really, really scared.
But it was not a comment directed at the balls portion of the post, so I am able to exhale now, and continue laughing.
You women and your billionaires-so-sexy lust! I bet I’d be pretty sexy with a billion dollaz hanging from my balls.
I have a monstrous laptop, which either compensates for or correlates with other parts of my anatomy. 17″ Dell 9400. I decided to get the kind that spontaneously combusts when I say the magic keywords o’ destruction, because I’m radical like that.
I strongly agree with OTJ that you should never insult a man’s balls when you’re trying to cajole him into giving you something for nothing.
Unless the sexy thing is letting him know maybe it could be sumthin’ for sumthin’
I’m Twittering this post because Twitter is dominated by MacLusters, who will appreciate it.
My old eMac will have to last me a while, unless, of course, Mr. Jobs is willing to give you a twofer for your left coast Mac friend Foolery. Let’s ask.
And is it me, or does Steve Jobs look an awful lot like Gelman?
So right and the fact that you don’t have one (yet) is so wrong.
I’ll totally get you one. Right after I sell my kidney. And get me one.
Women hate the look of men’s balls? Gawd, I didn’t know that. You miss so much when you’re gay. For the record though, I’m not to found of the look of a woman’s whoo hoo.
If Stevie gave all of us fabulous bloggers those sexy new machines, just think of all the great press he’d get throughout the blogoshere. Huh, huh? Hint, hint.
When I saw the commercial for that the other day, I wanted it so bad I almost cried….
Ricky said: Boss, just got into a fight with the boss, but this post made it better… i like the commentary on men’s balls and where you can put your tic-tacs. i’m a gonna try that.
*then* the slurp comment.
Too many orange tic-tacs in close proximity to men’s balls. And apples. I’ll never see the fruit, the candy, or the… fruits… in the same way again.
Oh, yeah – just remembered this tid-bit: Steve Jobs *totally* dissed writer and sex educator Violet Blue:
http://tinyurl.com/2q4yf3 (link to her site, with various explicit items)
I think Steve Jobs in that picture looks rather like the guy who played “Uncle Martin” in “My Favorite Martian”.
Sewmouse is old. Sewmouse cannot “do” Mac’s – Sewmouse is one of the few people on the planet able to cause a Mac to go BSOD.
Hy hunny drools every time he even THINKS about the new Mac. But we just bought new Inspirons. 🙁 But Espresso is a nice laptop color. That’s what I keep telling myself.
It *is* rather splendid looking, but I can’t see myself ever needing one.
Who am I kidding? That’s so not about NEED.
Come on Steve, you can’t resist Bossy can you? And look at all the fabulous attention she is giving you.
I hadn’t even heard of this new-fangled MacBook Air until I visited her site.
Steve should definitely give Bossy the Macbook Air! Her reasoning is brilliant.
Yum, orange Tic Tacs..
You just haven’t seen enough men’s balls.
You should get a case or twelve, one laptop for you and the rest as party favors.
It does look nice but I think I would accidentally run it through the washer and dryer and then I’d have to stick in a bag of rice to see if that would dry it out. But I don’t have a bag of rice that big.
I did have a Mac laptop but I traded her in for the glorious iMac desktop and I couldn’t be happier!
So true about men’s balls, and David (a couple of comments above)? Is that an invitation?
I too love the macbook air. i REWIND THE TIVO just to watch the commercial over and over.
And when the batteries go out, you just throw it away, right?
yeah, I’m not a big fan of looking at guys’ balls either.
Mah Beloved Bossy, I never disagree with you but, just this once…
Wires? No
Balls? Yes
Shh! Don’t tell.
I tried to get one from the tech guy at work today. All he had to offer me was a Dell desktop. Sigh.
ohmygod, I’m crying. LOL
yep that is pretty sexy, those expensive bookends
I am in love with my MacBook. Her name is Maya. But I would drop her like last seasons shoes for one of those babys.
Poor Maya is now covered in drool while I do a Homer Simpson over her hope-to-be replacement.
Good luck Bossy. Get me one too will ya? I will call Steve hawt too if it helps.
Ugly balls???????????? Not if you dress them up a little. When I was first runner up in the State Fair Mr Balls Beauty contest, I put little bow ties on them and dipped them in silver and gold glitter. They were adorable!
The last line about the balls is too funny, you made me laugh out loud.
Now, Bossy…I must take umbrage on the “balls” remark. Having just had a baby boy, I cannot stop gazing at his balls, or as my husband puts it, “his baby man junk”.
I know it makes me a bit of a freak, but being a female and giving birth to a male, is mind-blowing…the miracle of conception and all that jazz.
So, I am a big fan of the package. Also of the Apple of which you speak. Perhaps if I pay special attention to my hubby’s balls, he may feel inclined to purchase me one of those….I’m just sayin’.
I don’t know who said “I’m a whore for processor speed and memory,” but that person is my new best friend.
But Bossy, I think that just on account of the time you put in to making all those pretty pictures, Steve should just come over and give you one tomorrow.
That said, I think I want to have sex with Air, but I don’t necessarily want to own it.
Now those are expensive book ends!
It’s so sleek!
I’m sure it would make an equally lovely place mat or pantyliner.
It is a sweet and crisp looking apple.
Wires are a no no?
I guess that explains a lot the failure of my romance novel, Cables of Desire.
Should have checked with you first.
fancy book ends might have to get me a pair then…
I waaaaaaaan it! And, I thoroughly enjoyed this post. Cracked me right up. BALLS.
Hahahah excellent!
If you get one of these for free on the back of that post you’ll have to let us all know so we can do the same!
Love your work bossy! x
It’s pretty hot I must say. 😀 You posts are always the best for laughs!!!
I want a floating laptop!
Oh… I want. I don’t care How many Kidneys I’m going to need to sell for it. It will all be worth it when I have that sweet, sweet manilla evelope hovering above my desk, covered in cocktail sauce.
you certainly have no problem with asking for anything and everything
You should so get an Apple. For free. The good will of your readers should sway Mr. Jobs.
In all it’s perfection, is missing one thing: the CD drive. That’s like not having a kidney.
Women hate balls? really? hehe…
I totally hate the look of wires and balls. Totally. And I wish I had saved for a Macbook instead of the piece of crap that has Vista installed.