My Friends, we have saved bossy from certain fashion death. To say nothing about the money we’ve saved her….money that could go for the road trip and supplies. Like yoga pants.
i didn’t vote either. somehow i missed this post. i will blame it on living on the other side of the world. which is true, but i think i saw it and just didn’t realize i didn’t read it. but i am so glad the anti-toe cleavage people spoke up. toe cleavage is just gross. but i guess those who don’t have real cleavage to flaunt might like a little toe cleavage once in awhile. hmmm…never thought of that before!
I also missed the chance to vote, but am writing to let you know that your gallery – with the exception of the person who suggested socks – has given you very good advice. As opposed to the people who fawned over the orange fingerless gloves…
I’m just saying.
That’s what I get for not voting. I liked them, but I wouldn’t take your fashion advice from me if I were you (though in that case, I might actually have good fashion sense.)
I couldn’t decide either, because I was blinded by the cuteness of the shiny. Thank goodness you have such a good team of advisors.
Also, your scoreboard totally cracked me up, and MamaMo too.
a) bossy doesn’t have enough fat on her body to have “chubby” toes
b) YAY! I’m hardly ever on the winning team, unless it involves cooking.
c) did bossy get the 90493049 suggestions i sent?
Bossy’s readers are bossy. Are you sure you want to drive hundreds of thousands of hours to have your thongs (both underwear and flip-flops) inspected? I can find you a nice Buddhist safe house where you can hide out in a robe for a while until this whole Slippergate dies down. Lemme know.
Maria R says
March 9, 2008 at 12:10 pmMy Friends, we have saved bossy from certain fashion death. To say nothing about the money we’ve saved her….money that could go for the road trip and supplies. Like yoga pants.
Death to Toe Cleavage!
blackbird says
March 9, 2008 at 12:18 pmGood triumphs over evil toe cleavage.
heidi says
March 9, 2008 at 12:27 pmbetter toe cleavage than camel toe!
MamaMo says
March 9, 2008 at 1:05 pmAt least the scoreboard assures us that Bossy is NOT on her period, so we know she’s making a calm, rational decision.
Philly says
March 9, 2008 at 1:12 pmPraise the Lord!!!
Stimey says
March 9, 2008 at 1:12 pmI did not vote, but I am pleased with these results.
natalie says
March 9, 2008 at 1:53 pmi didn’t vote either. somehow i missed this post. i will blame it on living on the other side of the world. which is true, but i think i saw it and just didn’t realize i didn’t read it. but i am so glad the anti-toe cleavage people spoke up. toe cleavage is just gross. but i guess those who don’t have real cleavage to flaunt might like a little toe cleavage once in awhile. hmmm…never thought of that before!
Dexter says
March 9, 2008 at 2:13 pmToe cleavage was banned last year in NJ restaurants and bars. Camel toe is still allowed after 8 pm with proper ID
All Adither says
March 9, 2008 at 2:18 pmYou could’ve worn socks.
Suburban Kamikaze says
March 9, 2008 at 2:34 pmI also missed the chance to vote, but am writing to let you know that your gallery – with the exception of the person who suggested socks – has given you very good advice. As opposed to the people who fawned over the orange fingerless gloves…
I’m just saying.
SK
magpie says
March 9, 2008 at 2:41 pmThank the good lord.
Actually, the strap killed them for me – more than the toe cleavage.
freidabee says
March 9, 2008 at 2:46 pmThat’s what I get for not voting. I liked them, but I wouldn’t take your fashion advice from me if I were you (though in that case, I might actually have good fashion sense.)
Lisalisa says
March 9, 2008 at 3:01 pmI couldn’t decide either, because I was blinded by the cuteness of the shiny. Thank goodness you have such a good team of advisors.
Also, your scoreboard totally cracked me up, and MamaMo too.
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
March 9, 2008 at 3:01 pmI do love to be on a winning team!
Christine says
March 9, 2008 at 3:35 pmOnce again MamaMo says what I wanted to say, and probably far better than I would have.
Scottsdale Girl says
March 9, 2008 at 3:53 pmI think the strap was the issue for me…
Chubby toes? what?
Jenn says
March 9, 2008 at 4:22 pmDamn. I missed the poll, but now I have to deal with a newly discovered toe cleavage fetish on top of everything else.
I. Liked. Them. What does that say about me?
dgm says
March 9, 2008 at 4:54 pmI came in in favor of returning but unbothered by toe cleavage. I think that means I won AND lost. Yay for me?
meleah rebeccah says
March 9, 2008 at 4:57 pmdamn. Im on the loser team. (why doesnt that surprise me?)
corrie says
March 9, 2008 at 5:00 pmWhew!
P.S. Bossy is verrrry clever using a scoreboard!
Biddy says
March 9, 2008 at 5:24 pma) bossy doesn’t have enough fat on her body to have “chubby” toes
b) YAY! I’m hardly ever on the winning team, unless it involves cooking.
c) did bossy get the 90493049 suggestions i sent?
Miss Britt says
March 9, 2008 at 9:51 pmNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously Bossy (if you still read your freaking comments!!!) what size are those? Bring those bitches to Orlando.
I’ll take one for Team Toe Cleavage!!!
amy says
March 9, 2008 at 10:04 pmOh get OUT!! (shove)
Don’t be a fashion lemming. Most people aren’t very fashionable so polling it tells us what not to do if we want to be *fierce*.
And we know Bossy is *fierce*
David says
March 9, 2008 at 10:59 pmYou have chosen wisely, grasshopper.
jess says
March 10, 2008 at 1:13 amha ha ha…delurking here to comment on this one. i would totally have voted to return the shoes…
and i lmao on “someone else’s foot.” and then i attempted that pose.
you’ll be hearing from my lawyer…as i’m sure i won’t be walking anytime soon. 😉
i’ll be back for more…and i’ll comment more often. i promise.
Cheri says
March 10, 2008 at 3:41 amThe people have spoken.
lintys says
March 10, 2008 at 8:37 amDown with toe cleavage!
I still say the orange fingerless gloves were boss(y)!
Jessica says
March 10, 2008 at 9:12 amI have to say I’m shocked. Although I don’t like toe cleavage I though it was in. Maybe I’m not as out of style as I thought.
Deb on the Rocks says
March 10, 2008 at 9:16 amBossy’s readers are bossy. Are you sure you want to drive hundreds of thousands of hours to have your thongs (both underwear and flip-flops) inspected? I can find you a nice Buddhist safe house where you can hide out in a robe for a while until this whole Slippergate dies down. Lemme know.
Jen M says
March 10, 2008 at 5:14 pmI liked the strap. Very saucy. Your only crime was going over the legally alloted amount of cleavage.