Today is the first day of Bossy’s thirty-five day Road Trip and guess what? She overslept. No biggie, it’s not like she still has to finish
shoving packing or buy a case of water or figure out which jackets to bring or write a blog post or drive to D.C.! Oh, wait.
In order to save time, Bossy will write today’s post devoid of a few of the details she typically includes. She will leave place markers for these details so she can add them at a later date, for instance when she is released from the insane asylum.
First Bossy wants to announce the winner of yesterday’s contest. There were several people who correctly guessed the chronological order Bossy will drive the Saturn hybrids INSERT BLOGGER NAMES AND LINKS HERE and so Bossy threw the seven winning guesses into a hat INSERT PHOTO OF NAMES IN THE EASTER M&M BAG and Bossy’s son fished around and selected the winner INSERT PHOTO OF TEENAGE SON REMOVING “Domestic Goddess” FROM SUGARY M&M BAG.
Congratulations Domestic Goddess! Please email Bossy with your address to collect your prize since she just noticed you leave comments without including your email address and do you mean to tell Bossy you can do that? Do you mean to say that Bossy has been obediently providing her email address in every comment section across the universe for the last 62-years when it isn’t necessary?
The next order of business: Bossy is about to leave on a little excursion she likes to call Project Constipation. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? Here are the Excellent Road Trip rules: Bossy will post every day. She’ll provide a Road Trip photo of the day. She’ll talk about the
restrooms-across-America beautiful scenery and the countless people she will meet.
Bossy’s first stop is D.C. She’ll be staying with him and she can’t wait because he’s already offered her tons of packing advice which includes booze and should guarantee a suitcase brimming with ill-fitting shirts and unmatched socks.
On Wednesday Bossy will be in Richmond. Thursday: Atlanta. Shall we begin?