The above photo is a reenactment of Bossy’s foot emergency. For the last three days Bossy has been navigating every minute wearing sneakers with no socks, and there’s something about the combination of sock-less shoes plus sitting for eight hours a day plus salty food that equals bad news. Unless purple swollen feet are a good thing.
And so today as Bossy was traveling south on I-85, she spied a sign for the
Ugly Outlet Birkenstock Outlet, and there she purchased the above uglies sandals.
Back to yesterday: Bossy was in Atlanta staying with Stella:
First the group ate orgasmic corn chowder soup, and then they retired to a bar one block away. Of course in Atlanta one block = six blocks and when did Bossy become so fond of mathematical equations?
And then Bossy and Minivan Bohemian became engaged:
Next Amber Lee showed up with her 18-your-old friend with the cute mile-wide grin. They were a little late. Because they drove from Knoxville Tennessee:
The 18-year-old friend with the mile-wide grin attends college, but Bossy and Stella still aren’t sure what his major is because they
forgot to ask asked
six times which doesn’t help when you have Early Onset Alzheimer’s.
After four hours of sleep, Bossy was up early this morning for another all-day drive, this time to Orlando:
And that’s when the whole Birkenstock Intervention happened. And in