Today marks two weeks Bossy’s been on the road
Driving thousands of miles, as you have been told
And she’s written about parties and bloggers and bars
But the one thing neglected is a poem about her cars.
She is sponsored by Saturn, as you probably know
A new car each week, super new and aglow
They smell like a showroom, all clean and pristine
And here is the kicker: the cars are all green.
Bossy first drove the Vue, which is a small S-U-V
The color was divine, like the Aegean Sea
Its back seat was ample for Bossy’s truck stop napping
And it handled quite smooth—great for her photo snapping.
The next car she drove was a Saturn Outlook
It was higher and bigger, lots of lane room it took
The color was grey, sometimes bluish or green
It had three rows of seats—enough to fit a whole team.
Both the Vue and the Outlook have a really cute ass
Though the Vue is a hybrid and better on gas
The Outlook’s front headlamps reminded Bossy of the Citroen
(Bossy’s childhood car over a two-decade span.)
Now Bossy is driving the convertible Sky
She never drove with the top down, so she thought she would try
At first she felt vulnerable: her head out in the air
But she’s grown used to the feeling (and has learned some new prayers.)
So thank you to Saturn, so far it’s all good
If you have not considered a Saturn, you certainly should
Without GM’s Onstar Bossy doubts if she could
have traveled alone across hills, dales, and ‘hoods.