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Remember all that stuff about Bossy leaving Washington State toward Idaho? Well not so fast. It turns out that there is a weather advisory for the Snoqualmie Pass Road that connects Seattle to Bossy’s next stop in Boise. A weather advisory means it’s snowing up there and it also means they are recommending that tires have chains.

Which says nothing about the Avalanche Advisory.

P.S. Bossy doesn’t know from Passes. She grew up on the 19th floor of a high rise, and the only Pass she ever concerned herself over was the Backstage Pass she secured in order to meet her husband.

But here in Washington State, a pass refers to the road that cuts over the mountains and connects the nice people of Seattle to things like lox and bagels in the east:

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There’s just something about icy roads and falling rock on narrow mountain roads at five in the morning that sets Bossy’s heart to Palpitate Mode.

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So Bossy’s new plan for Wednesday morning is to travel back down to Portland in order to cut through the mountain range and extend her driving day by two hours because we all know how much she enjoys getting Carpal Tunnel Feet:

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  6. oh dear! bossy is going to need a serious massage when she gets home.

    and maybe a pin to pop her poor swollen feet.

    please tell me you’re not still in the 2 seater tic tac

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  8. Bossy, your Portland posse is very glad to hear you’re ok. We’ll wave as you pass back thru on Wednesday. Sorry you couldn’t make it to the Portland meet up…we got a little worried after waiting 4 HOURS for you to show up. (I guess we didn’t get the memo, but we managed to have a good time anyway!) I’ll post the pictures of what you missed tomorrow: http://www.buenosburritos.blogspot.com
    Have a safe journey home!

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  10. Bossy – I’m a regular reader, but I’ve been *gasp* away from my computer and just found out that you were in Portland, and are apparently still in Portland.

    Can I help?

    1) It’s not USUALLY this nasty this late into spring. It’s not good, but it’s not this horribly cold and BAD.

    2) Take I-84. Come down I-5, cross over into Oregon, and head east. You will drive through some of the MOST AMAZING scenery on the planet, you can stop in Troutdale at McMenamins Edgefield for lunch, (where I was proposed to, BTW), check out Multnomah Falls, and drive on toward I-da-ho. It’s freeway, well maintained, and a straight shot through.

    3) Love your road trip. It’s been fun to watch.

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  23. I notice that Man-‘Napping does not even register on Bossy’s heart meter. Unless that Fear category is less about driving in bad weather and more about fear of being caught.

    (Safe travels.)

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  25. Saturns don’t come standard with a chain option for the tires?

    Are you still in the convertible? That would really be cooooold up and over (through?) the pass.

    What’s an extra two hours anyway? You’ve already racked up 2,000 hourse driving by now!

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  26. I am soooo very familiar with that route! My husband and I drove from Salt Lake City to Seattle every year at Christmas and the pass can be nasty. The drive through Portland and along the river is really beautiful. Be careful once you get to the eastern part of Oregon because it can be pretty foggy. Drive safely!!!

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  31. Just swing that Saturn a bit south and visit the great state of Texas. The weather is beautiful and Cowboy Josh is here. Actually we have several Cowboy Joshes.

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  32. Smart move Bossy.. I was in Seattle with my two kidlets over Spring Break… We had the same thing happen.. but we drove over the pass at 10 am – saw tons of accidents… 5am would be a disaster… The interstate was closed westbound from Ellensburg all the way to the pass.. really bad stuff!

    So! My offer is still good for a Baker City visit and Sexton Ranches quick tour!!!! And there is a decent Mexican Restaurant in Baker..and a Brew Pub (Barley Brown’s) as well as those two adorable coffee shops mentioned previously… BELLA & Mad Matilda’s.. Just in case you venture out on your own.. OH.. Our ranch is off the Anthony Lakes Highway, which is bee-u-tee-ful! You can see Llamas, our Great Pyraneese guard dog, sheep, cattle, and our puppy possie..and it’s 25 degrees right now… Supposed to get up to 52… Warmer tomorrow, so I hear!

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  34. Wow Bossy, you are having quite the excellent road trip. I can’t wait til you get to Cleveland….I so want to meet you, but I need to know how! I am sure there is a button I click on, or some other such thing painfully obvious to everyone else but me (My family often refers to me as Capt. Obvious) Have a safe trip and I am sure that the extra 2 days driving time will be so worth not having huge amounts of stress on you while you drive.

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  36. You still in the convertible? I want to see pictures of the convertible with the top down and chains on the tires!! Not really. I want Bossy home safely.

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  37. I’ve heard about 5:00 a.m., but it never involved roads and ice and boulders. It was all about down comforters and stupid dreams and drooling.

    Be safe, Miss Bossy, and soak up the gorgeous Pac Northwest.

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  38. Hi Bossy – new here courtesy of Redneck Mommy. Funny!! The speck in your pictures is probably a result of dust on your camera sensor. I have the same prob w/my camera. Either take it to the shop or pick up some Giotti Blaster (bought at camera shop)and you can fix it yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you to use “canned air”, this could mess the camera. Happy trails.

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  39. Hey Bossy! You are hilarious, love your depiction of your car atop the mountain, you have me in giggles here at work! Be safe.
    AnnP

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  40. Those passes can certainly be pesky. You are definitely deserving a foot massage (or twelve) when you get home. Be safe! And feel free to call us if you need anything.

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  42. Does Bossy know that there really is such a thing as “carpal tunnel feet”? Only they’re called “tarsal tunnels” when they’re in the feet. Bossy is smarter than she thought!

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  43. The scenery in the Columbia River Gorge is worth the 2 extra hours of drive time! Hope you had your eyes off the road just enough to take in all the waterfalls, and hope you stopped at 1 or 2 along the way. Enjoy your great road adventure and remember – Drive Like a Maniac!

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  45. Bossy, remember, please remember, that at any given moment, when you think you are alone, ALAS, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

    At any given moment, stop to think, that hundreds (or more) people are currently WITH YOU on your website, reading about you, thinking about you, sitting beside you laughing about funny stories with you in the Saturn.

    Love from the West as you journey Eastward.

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  51. Oh my lovely Bossy. Be careful. There is nothing worse than driving in really bad weather. It’s enough to make you “drink gin from the cat bowl.”

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  53. Bossy was 5 minutes from my house and I didn’t even know it because I was so far behind in reading my feeds. Sniffle.

    Next time (ha! will there be a next time?), I’ll let you sleep at our house if you need to outwait the weather at the pass.

    Oh, and just so you know, Washingtonians are way babies about snow. They say avalanche for anything. They close schools for an inch of snow. You probably could have made it.

    Driving back through Oregon? Pa-sha! Your East cost butt could have made it.

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