Remember all that stuff about Bossy leaving Washington State toward Idaho? Well not so fast. It turns out that there is a weather advisory for the Snoqualmie Pass Road that connects Seattle to Bossy’s next stop in Boise. A weather advisory means it’s snowing up there and it also means they are recommending that tires have chains.
Which says nothing about the Avalanche Advisory.
P.S. Bossy doesn’t know from Passes. She grew up on the 19th floor of a high rise, and the only Pass she ever concerned herself over was the Backstage Pass she secured in order to meet her husband.
But here in Washington State, a pass refers to the road that cuts over the mountains and connects the nice people of Seattle to things like lox and bagels in the east:
There’s just something about icy roads and falling rock on narrow mountain roads at five in the morning that sets Bossy’s heart to Palpitate Mode.
So Bossy’s new plan for Wednesday morning is to travel back down to Portland in order to cut through the mountain range and extend her driving day by two hours because we all know how much she enjoys getting Carpal Tunnel Feet: