Today Bossy is writing a resume for a friend who shall remain nameless, and that friend is Bossy’s mother. Hi mom!
Bossy has tinkered with plenty of these things and has this to say: resumes are all about putting your best foot forward. Your lie-covered foot.
We’re not chatty: we have strong interpersonal skills. We didn’t look something over: we provided editing and proofreading support. We didn’t place phone calls: we identified and cultivated lateral relationships.
We tracked and established and fostered and managed and assessed and prepared and supervised and maintained and solicited and promoted and analyzed.
Which leaves Bossy with one remaining question: why are we so unemployed?