Do you remember Bossy’s old pal Lindsay Lohan? Well, yesterday she released a dance tune called Bossy, which makes all kinds of sense because apparently Lindsay Lohan didn’t receive the friendly memo from the real Bossy, and that friendly memo went like this:
Because Bossy likes it when the word bossy belongs to Bossy:
When Lindsay Lohan carelessly sings, “I’m just a little Bossy,” she doesn’t understand that i am bossy isn’t just a state of mind, it’s a brand—even if that brand is insomnia slathered in firming serum rinsed with heart palpitations.
Lindsay Lohan’s song threatens to wreck Bossy’s Google recognition, and therefore Bossy is not a happy camper. Do you know what it looks like when Bossy is not a happy camper? It looks a lot like this:
And here are other random unhappy campers: