Do you remember back when the Brontosaurus roamed the earth and Bossy announced she was going to become the Cruise Director of her very own blog?
Well, today Bossy would like to offer her
readers reader a small tour which will serve to point out a few of the fun activities available right here under your very own nose.
Bossy will begin with this:
This cute little badge is located in the top left-hand column, and Bossy will wait right here while you peek. Every day in this location, Bossy posts a snippet of a photo which—when pressed—reveals a little known fact about Bossy.
Bossy is providing this small tutorial about her Guess and Press feature because when Bossy was in Arizona visiting this particular friend, he reluctantly admitted that he didn’t think the whole Guess and Press thing was remotely interesting because what exactly was so revealing about a distorted abstract photo??!!!??? and when he said it, he attached that exact amount of exclamation points and question marks to his sentence.
Because it turns out Bossy’s close and personal friend him didn’t know to click on the photo for the big reveal.
Next Bossy would like you to stroll a bit farther down the left-hand column in order to turn your attention to the following list:
This list features the Top 5 Bossy posts, which is a lucky thing because it’s called the Top 5 Bossy Posts. Bossy will be changing the posts that appear in this list every few days. Or when she remembers. And keep in mind that remembering is not Bossy’s strong suit because she suffers from a little preexisting memory condition she likes to call Paint Fumes, which render Bossy unable to retain information for more than a minute—and it’s been more than a minute and what was Bossy saying?
Next Bossy would appreciate if you could trek even farther down the recesses of the left-hand column because Bossy needs to talk about her:
She is mean as a snake and steals food and she lives in Bossy’s left-hand column—and if you don’t know the story about how she is related to Bossy, then you can read it here. Other things included in Bossy’s Family Tree archives: abandonment, wanderlust, desolate slums, pigeons, drum sets, and Poison Carbuncles.
Bossy isn’t sure what she is doing with her unfinished Family Tree feature. She kind of thinks it would make a great book. And the truly great thing about this great book is how it would sell to three whole people—all members of Bossy’s family! Hi Cousin Erik!
Speaking of Bossy’s cousin Erik, raise your hand if you would like to hear more about Bossy’s cousin Erik.
And now for a tour of a couple of features that are not yet on Bossy’s
bog blog. And while Bossy realizes it’s rather difficult to tour something that doesn’t yet exist, she would like to remind you that you are currently engaged in a walking tour of pixels and aspect ratios and bitmaps. So just who exactly is the crazy one?
The first feature not yet appearing on Bossy’s blog is a photo collage of Bossy’s
readers reader. Bossy would especially love to see you as you appear in front of your computer monitor, so for instance if Bossy were to right now take a picture as she appears in front of her computer monitor it would look like this:
Or it could be a simple headshot. Or if you want to remain anonymous you could send Bossy a photo of your computer workstation, or of something else that represents you. In other words, Bossy hasn’t figured out even one detail of this collage idea. So for right now she is just gauging your general enthusiasm to participate.
Bossy does know this: she is going to use these photos you send as her blogroll. And even if you don’t have a blog, Bossy will position your face on this centralized list that will encapsulate her Cast of Characters.
In that same gauging general enthusiasm category, Bossy has one final tour stop of something that does not yet exist: Bossy thought it would be fun to offer a Frequently Asked Questions page. But then Bossy remembered that the only questions she is frequently asked are: