Floods, tornadoes, heat waves, thunderstorms, fire, severe lightening, and burst levies—and that’s just the last week within the continental United States.
Bossy is worried about her peeps. In exactly ten words, can you please describe the recent weather conditions in your area and how it affects you?
Hot as balls.
Hot. And the family fights over turning on Air Conditioning.
Oh, and the raging humidity has finally killed Bossy’s haircut.
Rain, rain, and rain, then add heat. It really sucks.
Son’s high school closing early due to heat and humidity.
100 degree weather; hot, cranky and sweaty!
Kids out of school where is summer? Bring it on!
Cold, windy, rainy, rainy, rainy, spring? Nope. Cold, rainy, sucktastic.
Rain! Rain! the seedlings are still on the deck unplanted
Africa HOT, freaking dry as dirt, but with humidity. HOW?
It’s hot, I think I’m melting like the wicked witch.
Air conditioned house, air conditioned car, air conditined office, whew.
HOT (x ten)
hot! humid *and* dry! more hot! until OCTOBER! Need rain!
Hot. Humid. Stupid window unit ac. sweaty ponytail. Summer’s here!
Muy caliente!!! (“It’s freakin’ HOT” was already taken.) In fact, it’s so caliente I’ve got sweat dripping down between my boobs. TMI?
Being this fricking freezing cold and raining should be illegal.
Rain, high winds, snow in the passes. In June????? Enough!!!!
hot season over? rainy season started. it’s wet and hot
Hot. At least there’s a breeze. Blue skies, puffy clouds
June has come, where’s the sun? Rain. Rain. Boo Hoo.
Way too hot. Thankful that my parents own a pool!
(And they let me visit lots!)
Walking dog
Suddenly
Thunder
Lightning
Torrential downpour
Run home
Wetdogsmell
Humid, hot, wet, wet, wet, humid, hot, wet, wet, wet.
Just drizzle here. Lots and lots of drizzle. Am melancholy.
Shockingly hot and humid, so of course we went camping.
Hot, Wet, Humid, Wet, Hot, Humid, Wet, Wet, Hot, Humid.
Hot as Hades. Die, heat, die! hate hate hate. grumpy-pants.
An icepack in my bra would be welcome about now.
It’s hotter than a duck butt on Audubon Ron’s grille.
Sunshine and clear skies do not explain the general funk.
Sunshine, clear skies, slight breeze, warm, beautiful, breathtaking, summer. Sorry!
It could only be hotter if my clothes were on fire.
Close to perfection, morning marine layer, why live anywhere else?
Hazy, hot, humid, horrible, hotflashes pretty much sums it up.
Hot as hell and I can’t take it anymore!
Rain, rain and more rain. Can’t get motivated. Hurry Summer!
Sunshiny weekdays; clouds gather as Friday approaches. My mood darkens.
HOT. Walking the dog, shade to shade, finding scant relief.
93 degrees, broke out in a sweat at 9:45AM. (Consider the time 1 word.)
hot rain hot TORNADO lightening hot rain — AC working, thankfully
It sure is hot out here exclaimed Black Hockey Jesus.
Chicago: mix tornados, hail, humidity, thunderstorms, flooding and then repeat!
Flesh-melting hot. Scorching Sun. No Rain. Cold Shower. AC.
Water everywhere, but at least houses aren’t floating away here.
Hot as balls, but supposed to break tonight. 85 tomorrow?
Lake one-hour north EMPTIED and washed out highway to river!
Drinking air is never fun, air conditioner is working overtime.
Hot as hell, 2″ of rain since January, desert soon
So hot your boobs sweat profusely even when being still!
Rain. Mud. Grumpy farmer husband. Can’t get last field planted!
Perpetual February, an extended case of Seasonal Affect Disorder, DONE!
Hot as two moles screwing in a wool sock.
No sun; got to finish painting the house to list.
oy.
swamp butt.
Rain, Rain, RAIN! HOT, HUMID, Tornado watch
night after night
pretty sure it’s cooler in africa. frizzy hair. high a/c
Hotter than hot. HUGE thunderstorms last night. Very scared canines.
Daily strobe-lightning, Elysian Fields bowling parties plus some rainbows.
Tornado, straightline winds, tree *almost* on house. Lake Delton drains. http://www.madison.com/wsj/topstories/290293
Hot (of course). Ice pops, pool, A/C day and night.
Tornadic. Hot. Humid. Flooding. Impassable roads. Weeds out of control.
Hot. Sticky. Frizzy hair, no air conditioning. Where’s my inhaler?
Rain plus heat plus broken ac in van equals cranky husband.
Hot, Cold, Wet, Dry, Spring, Summer, SNOW? SO DAMNED CONFUSED!
Hot and sticky here, but at least there’s no flooding.
Amy @ http://prettybabies.blogspot.com
So hot that I stick to other people. Oh gross!!!
Hot as hell cubed.
Stick to my husband, don’t try anything. It’s too hot.
So hot my face has melted completely off my head.
So much humidity that the air conditioner unit freezes up!
Hot’n Humid, A/C feuds, Packing boxes for moving and SWEATING
It’s western Oregon, so it’s overcast, rainy, chilly, depressing, typical.
Hot and humid. High electric bill already. Staying inside always.
Plus…. Sleepless nights!
Hot
Humid
Need to remove clothes….
Who called the cops?
Really HOT. No rain. With transparent fog known as humidity.
Hot, Rain, Thunder, Tornado Sirens, dark skies, arm – ah- geddon. Ha! Madness is so clever!
HOT,HOT,HUMID,HOT,RAIN,HOT,HUMID,RAIN,HOT,HOT
Belated summer sun, lager in the park, drowned my phone.
They complain about heat and humidity but I love it.
Cold, rainy, windy. Back to my sweaters and winter angst.
Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot and humid.
Flash floods, thunderstorms, tornado warnings. We’re hiding in the basement.
I live in Kansas. Do I need to say more?
Hot/humid. Perfect for the beach!
Although the pollen count has been high and most of us around here have sore throats.
How come my pool guy won’t return my calls, huh?
(Our pool is currently nekkid, the liner has been ripped out and we’re awaiting a new one. The pool man has almost $2000 of our money and won’t return our phone calls. We paid him in mid-April. Kids are ready to mutiny, sigh.)
Such hot, balmy, humidity – reminiscent of Vietnam in monsoon season.
Hot days, baby allergic to sunscreen, thunderstorm nights, inside always.
Hot, humid, sunny. Wine now is an icy cold white.
Northeast US, rainy, muggy, ocean breeze, worried about family in WI.
Dang that was 11 words. Bossy will forgive I hope?
‘June-uary’ sucks. High temp 50 deg, drizzling sideways. Any questions?
HOT HOT HOT FREAKIN’ HOT AND STICKY AND GROSS!!!
“Juneuary” in Seattle. Have run heat every day this month.
The hot weather affects me not at all. Love it.
“Juneuary” in Seattle. Have run heat every day this month.
Did I go to sleep and wake up in July?
hot. hotter. hottest. melting, sweating. cranky babies. crankier mom n’dad.
(“n’dad” is one word. I looked it up.)
Oops, I was only supposed to use 10 huh? Sorry!
We have had a few wind advisories, but few fires.
Lightning BRIGHT thunder LOUD rain HARD wind BLOWS trees DOWN!
oppressive heat, humidity; hard to breathe; good news = not hungry
Getting warmer but still gorgeous here!
Hot enough to fry a flippin’ egg on the sidewalk!
Cold and rain. Cold and rain. Cold and rain. Yuck.
Recent vacation in Chicago: Sweating like a whore in church.
Sweat dripping between my boobs too. Not a pretty sight.
vuboq is too cute to be this sweaty.
Storms killed my electricity today. No air conditioning. It sucks.
Cold, wet, grey, ugly. I am so ready for summer.
hot. kid with sensory processing disorder is fearful of fans.
Moved from Kansas to escape humidity. But where is summer?
hot
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hot
hot
hot
hot
and more
hot
Hot, humid, sticky, dry, miserable, Hot, humid, sticky, dry, miserable,
Hot, humid, drunk, hungover, dehydrated, grumpy, mean, hot, humid…
cool mornings (sixties) leading to warm days (seventies)
California, Perfect
Freakin’ heat wave in Maine. I don’t handle heat well.
Hot and steamy, but sucking it up in the pool!!
Don’t hate me. I live in San Diego–pretty perfect.
showers, wind, clouds, grey, cold
Oregon need webbed feet OY!
clouds sun rain cold clouds rain wind cold sun clouds
Too hot to go outside, unless its by a pool.
Someone told me France is in the sixties. I’m going.
Does personal turmoil count as a natural disaster to Bossy?
Here’s another phrase for you: slightly toastier than Satan’s sauna.
Barring the white supremacists, Idaho has blessedly few natural disasters.
So cold methinks this wasn’t the summer to plant corn.
Is it summer? I hadn’t noticed. Cold cold wet cold.
oppressively hot
sticky thighs
tornado warnings
what happened to spring?
Cold. First grade field day today. Torrential downpour. Grateful, though.
Hotter than hell NOT currently on fire. So there’s that.
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
must.not.move.stay.inside
HOT & HUMID!
Hot as hell. Always looks like rain, but never happens.
Roofing siding staining raining windy almost blew hubby away-whatwerewethinking!
(we.love.bossy.at.the.beach!)
Lisa
coastal nest
hot
not humid
swim weather
not jogging weather
beach day
Hot, dry, hot, more hot, no rain, hot, damnit hot.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
Half of neighbor’s huge tree lies precariously above our playset!
sunny, gorgeous, sometimes cloudy, and always good for a picnic.
Hot hot hot OMG hot. I went to the movies.
Tennessee = HOT, HUMID & DRY = HUGE water bill for GREEN yard.
Snow, rain, clouds, North Idaho Spring weather!
Maine…either it’s tons of snow or hotter than hell.
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
sweating to death in my non-airconditioned bedroom every single night.
Heat, lots of humidity and then a ton of rain.
Triple digits again today and HUMID. Send liquor and ice.
Windy thunderstorms make me hate neighbors with the broken tree.
Miserable: rainy, windy, and cold. It’s supposed to be hot.
Slip-N-slide, pool, sprinkler, five kids and ice pops!
Warm weather. Must buy bikini and liposuction to lay out.
It’s hotter than blue blazes. My electric bill is exhorbitant.
Hot, super hot, 100 degree hot, go in pool daily.
cold.rain.frizz.warm.sun.swim.cold.rain.frizz.whacked.
Hot, damn hot. Makes me a bad bad evil person.
Pretty sunny weather, yet cottonwood falls like snow. Allergies galore.
Houston:
Hot
Sticky
Humid
Sunburn-y
Sweaty
No clouds-y
Too hot to swim-y
Two baths a day-y
buggy
dehydrating-y
It affects my body odor
Flannel sheets with two comforters to no bedding overnight. HOT.
hot. please, no more drought: want garden veggies this year!
Rain. I’m feeling moldy. Posted about it today, in fact.
Hot hot heat. I am melting, melting, I tell you!
Ice in the kiddie pool doesn’t alleviate this humid inferno.
Under boob sweat and air conditioner broke this morning WAHHHHHHH!
Hot hot hot, lightening, wind…need central a/c!
Too damn hot to do anything I need to do.
Hotter than heck in Alabama. Beach bound on Thursday.
Heat index of 110 makes goldfish in the pond lethargic.
Hot. Sticky. Tornadoes. No Power. Now internet. Kill. Me. Now.
Raining non-stop, no flood, but my Indiana hometown was evacuated.
HOLY MOTHER OF EFFING GOD IT’S HOT IN NEW ENGLAND.
Tennessee is hot as can be; children don’t even notice.
Arizona sunshine makes me very, very, very, very, very happy.
Hot
Hotter
Sprinkled with
Severe Thunderstorms
and the occasional
Tornado
Glorious! Beautiful! Breezey! Sunny! Warm! Chilly Nights! Puffy Clouds! Jealous?!?!
Hot hot hot living on ice pops in the AC.
Hot hot heat. Sun on sunburn = painful days.
heat wave and loving it beach ocean pool ice pops
Hot. Thunderstorms. Tornado warnings (in central NY!?!) A/C is good!
Portland Oregon, Clouds, Wind, Rain, 49 degrees, IT’s JUNE. Pissed.
Smells like chipolte in VA because of fires in NC.
warm,not too hot, slight breeze,sunny So Cal weather
Very Extremely HOT, Work Shirts to Thick for This Job
Thankfully finally hot enough to swim every evening after dinner
Hot and humid. Can’t go running.
But swimming is crosstraining!
50 degrees and raining last week, 90+ humid heat wave this week! Thank god for AC!
lovely rain made new plants grow and thrive. me happy.
Northern California is mid 90’s and Windy. Feels pretty good!
Chicago: mix tornados, hail, humidity, thunderstorms, flooding and then repeat!
Hey, Utah. It’s fucking June already. Time to get warm.
Hey, Utah. It’s fucking June already. Time to get warm.
hot cranky stained my deck then i got heat stroke
OH HOLY MEATBALLS THE ENTIRE LAKE OVERFLOWED – NOW IS EMPTY.
For reals – click here for more info on our biblical rains
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-061008-lake-delton-flood-,0,1757046.story
Cool ocean breezes keep NC’s coast out of the hundreds!
Must save water. Can’t flush every time. It’s so gross.
Nice in the shade…oh crap…where is the shade?
HOT DESERT HEAT —
102. Partly cloudy/windy. Mix of clouds and sun w/gusty southwesterly winds @ 20-30 mph.
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaah…..it’s hot…but not THAT hot (yet)!!
Rainy and hot. humid. and dark. no electricity = no a/c.
It hit but I avoided the really,really,really bad stuff
Southern California two weeks ago: rain! hail! tornado! Today: Perfect.
rain, rain, rain, flood, flood, heat, humidity, thanks for AC!
Forty-seven degrees is not tomato weather. Screw this global warming.
100F degrees? Actually rather cold for Sacramento. We’re going backwards!
AC died. Eating ice cream in the kiddie pool helps.
hazy, hot and humid and a dead end job market.
hooray for global warming and bushenomics with gas prices too high to even drive to the beach.
Cold. Cold. Cold. Rainy. Dreary. Wet. Did I mention cold?
Sunday, Florida.
Family gathering.
102 degrees.
In the shade.
WTF?
Winter: soaking rains, freezing temps. Hats, gloves, scarves. Love it!
heat, humidity, and full-body polyester dance costumes = very bad mix.
Cold Rainy Wet Windy. Jealous of the heat everyone has.
We all schvitz a lot.
By the way, Bossy, as my mind wandered hither and yon while I should have been paying attention to my driving, I began to wonder: whatever happened to the dog that bit Bossy’s daughter?
cold rain: 3
blazing hot: 4
fertile garden
sweaty me
The heat index makes it feel like 103. I’m mellllllting!
So humid I must wash my bra EVERY FREAKIN’ day.
turkey – partly cloudy and warm with a chance of rain
It’s hot. I’m pregnant. Toddler wants to be outside. Ick.
Was hot but discussion of beach day made it cold.
I’ve been speaking in ten word groupings all day long.
hot, blistering, broiling, burning, scorching, searing, sizzling, sultry, sweltering, torrid
Snow. Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow.
Despite false NEWS REPORTS, a levee didn’t break in Wisconsin.
Sunny, hot, GREEN, happy, euphoric, intoxicated (ha!), good-bye winter blues.
Hellish, school closed due to tornado watch, hot cranky children.
High winds, downpours, hail, tornado warnings, ridiculous humidity, power outages.
6 inches of snow on our weekend girls camping trip.
Near miss hailstorm hit art fair 4 miles due east.
Hit on head with hail stone last night, ouch, dammit!
It’s not the humidity, it’s the heat.
Tornado watch.
How obscure.
Give me back my blizzards.
Thanks.
Hot. Hot. Hot. Dry as a motherfucking bone. Hot.
Oh my god, so hot. So very, very, very hot.
Oh my God, it is so fucking hot out here.
Sultry, steamy, Southern swamplike Summer. Stoli Seabreeze s’il vous plait.
Oh my God, it is so fucking hot out here.
hot, humid, suffocating. can’t wait for beach vacation! Damn St Louis!
Sweating profusely in Boston heatwave makes me frizzy and bitchy.
Hot, but not anywhere near as hot as the rest.
ballrometer hangs low. end.of.story.
Snow on June 10.
Where’s my summer?
This really sucks.
70s to 80s, unusually humid; hair a mess, pits sweaty.
Oklahoma City: am absolutely convinced the apocalypse is upon us.
I’m with Willie (hee!) – I live in San Diego, right on the coast, and the weather here makes me happy. I apologize.
Sizzle. Sweat. Fried an egg on my forehead this morning.
(I just have to know: What do Cereal Dieter’s boobs do when they’re not being still? Mine really don’t do much. Do I have lazy boobs?)
hot sweat hot sweat hot sweat hot sweat in Hotlanta
June. Normally 80’s at least. 60’s, rain, pants. Brrr, yuck.
Dude. It is hot here. Like Africa hot. Damn!
Hot then chilly then dry and windy western sunburn weather.
Got to the pool… CRACK! rumble… out of the pool.
Cool, rainy so that kids can’t play outside. Cabin Fever!
Frosty chilly winter morning. I don’t want to get up.
Weather’s fine – earthquake last week – mother nature’s wicked humor.
Hot. Humid. Me, pregnant, miserable; finding solace in ice cream.
Sweaty but ocean breeze is kicking up. Popsicles for all!
So hot the gym’s 82-degree pool was too cold (for my 2yo).
Argh, rain, rain, cold, sick of cold, weather’s breaking records.
Made hubby build 8 foot deep tornado room. Concrete slab.
weather math for bossy: hot plus muggy equals big hair
Love my air conditioner. Wicked Stepmother lived in old one.
Really:
http://partofeverything.blogspot.com/2008/06/evil-queen-in-my-air-conditoner.html
PS: Tanya only has one bra? People, send Tanya your bras!
Sunny, 80, no humidity, kids swimming, windows open, happy mom!
Drippy popsicles make rainbows. Ouch! There’s sand in my PBJ!
Hotter-n-ell. Humid. I’m pregnant. Paying out my nose for a/c.
It is June. Snow today? Very jealous of heat wavers.
It’s freaking hot! And let’s not forget humid! And I hate Maryland weather!
Thick vog from Kilauea, blanketing the entire island chain. Auwe!
Am reading everybody else’s comments. Sounds like the continental U.S. is on fire. But where the hell is it SNOWING!??
hot thunder lightning rain wind closed windows a/c mosquitos next
Humidity caused mold to grow in crevices of my body.
NY, AC, Pool, Beach, Sweaty,Screaming,Customers, Sore Throat, CoxSackies………….
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
hot, Hot, HOT, ridiculously HOT, can’t sleep, Bitchy HOT HOT.
Stupid hot, but two weeks ago I needed a turtleneck.
Rain, hail, tornado, rain, hail, tornado, rain, hail, tornado… sigh…
Almost wishing for winter in Minneapolis. It’s India hot, man.
60s last week, 90’s this – I am completely miserable. You?
work above a sushi restaurant,no ventilation,humid fish smell
So cold for June, I am wearing my Winter clothes.
Rain, wind, clouds, 61 degrees, shivering children at field day.
It’s so hot in Los Angeles; I have pit stains.
Gross.
(sorry, 11 words.)
Ohio in one day:
heat on
ac on
heat on
Too hot to move or breathe. Pass the amaretto slushes.
Hella hot in Delaware. Africa hot. Kids tearing up house.
HOT. Tornados. Wind. rain. Severe thunderstorms. Humid. Hatie it.
Summer
95 degree air + 50 degree water = strange dichotomy.
Nasty in NW Missouri. Very hot and humid with big t-storms and tornado’s every three of four days. But today was perfect! Sunny and 82!
Hot, humid- not complaining. SC is always over the top!
Oh… ten words…Hot, humid, stormy, unsettled but nice today.
Heat Wave? Feet Freezing! Thank God I live in Maine.
Rain, rain, rain. Which is great for us, because we usually don’t get a lot in Northern Michigan!
Hotter than the hinges of hell. Icy martini works wonders.
Beware: It’s hot and mighty bitchy up in this piece.
The wind is hot and the heat is windy.
(I have an extra word if anyone needs it)
Upper seventies – great marketing for visiting relatives of graduating students
Branch fell on my head while waiting for son’s bus.
f-ing hot!
can’t breathe!
asthma attack!
need air conditioning NOW!
Wet, very wet, cold, thunder, hail, snow and it’s June?
hotter than usual for phoenix in june. but not bad.
ITS SO hot I am growing rice in my crotch.
children sweltering in no AC car and one functioning window!!!!
107 degrees today … bring it ON! “It’s a dry heat”.
hate ohio. moving to alaska. wait no, florida. give up.
Day Ten, Hurricane Season 2008. So far, not much rain.
Sunny with perfect waves: makes me not want to work.
Hospital Friday: code black twice; code red once; emergency generators
so humid that my fake tan won’t dry…i’m streaky!!
Houston is same latitude as Bombay – hot and really humid.
A bucket of steaming hot water thrown in your face.
Sunny, breezy, perpetual spring. I love living in San Francisco.
Hot sun, rain, flood, wet, tall grass, storms, thunder, lightning
It’s record-setting HOT, HOT, Hot. I love air conditioning.
I’m secretly happy it’s still cold and wet in Seattle.
June-uary in Seattle. I’m back into wearing my polar fleece.
Utah is in the 70s. Way too cold for June.
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, and some more hot.
It’s hot as hell so we stay indoors all day.
So hot, son had cold cereal for dinner. Better today.
Hazy, hot and humid: “the air that you wear” weather!
(So I’m a day late.)
Georgia: Sleeping in living room; only room with window a/c.
HOT! Call me a lizard ’cause I likey.
June gloom has begun – about a month of no sun.
Hot,humid, sticky, need rain, bitchy and ready for beach!
I got to go puddle stomping in an awesome thunderstorm.
Dry and Hot. Windy and Hot. Wet and Hot. Hot.
hot
humid
storms
good for my hair allergies
want over!
Sunlit fog, cool breeze, visitor from New York says “Ahhhhh!”
Heat peeling flesh from skin, causing entire families severe dehydration.
It’s raining
It’s pouring
Life inside is
cold and boring.
Floods, tornadoes, thunderstorms, severe lightning, sandbags, threatened levees, broken bridges.
Oddly comfortable for Las Vegas. Me and garden love it!
110 in Mesa. 72 in Flagstaf. Mountains are our solace.
Hot, humid, dying, sticky, gross dirty feeling immediately after shower.
HOT, warm, cool, rain, storms, tornados. Just live my life.
hotter than the future president of the USA barack obama.
Hot wind gusts to 40. Creek fires. Skin like alligator’s.
Or, more correctly:
hotter than the future president, bossy’s hot boyfriend, barack obama
Hotter than piss. A/C is out. We’re sticky and sweaty.
Snow, snow, snow, rain, rain, rain. No Joke! It’s Montana!
Its hot and the air vents in my car died.
Hell HOT windy. Good for cutting wheat. Bad for cotton.
Three tornado WARNINGS mega thunderstorms friend’s house clobbered by tree.
Another friend’s brother’s house was totalled by flooding this sucks.
Too much flipping RAIN for May and June. ENOUGH ALREADY.
Stupid rain, stupid cold, stupid weather. Time for the sun.
rain, water in basement, more rain, tornadoes, rain, downtown flooded
so nice
that i want
to go to the beach
Rain. More rain. City says no worries but record flood.
It’s so cold and rainy, I can’t even plant flowers
@kimba:
Apparently I don’t know what “ten words” means.
I’m dumb.
(10 words.)
memphis
flooded MS river
humidity
thunderstorms
TGI AC
HOT. DAMN HOT. And why is it when the weather becomes deadly they jack up the energy costs? Hello, recession anyone?
Sunny, hot, rainy, beautiful, moist, dry, yes, really, all that.
waiting for hurricanes, stockpiling water, batteries, flashlights. Bought new grill.
Boob sweat. The heat makes me stay at work longer.
Hot as balls. Lots of pool time for The Jackie.
Cold and wet – middle of our winter! Brrr!!