While certain people who shall remain nameless have good friends who make sure they remain on task, Bossy has only this bottle of wine. OK, that’s not entirely true. She also has many other bottles just like it.
Bossy’s point is that she has a list of things she needs to accomplish this summer, and so far she’s doing a very bad job of tackling any of it.
These tasks include but are not limited to:
- Learn how to incorporate more legalese, such as include but are not limited to.
- Redesign i am bossy. Bossy sat and thought about the functional changes she needs to make to this blog, changes that will allow for better archiving of features like Favorite Things, and changes that will allow for more automation so Bossy doesn’t have to get under the hood every day to make these adjustments by hand.
So Bossy created a mock-up design in Photoshop. The new design features a few navigational buttons on her banner, and consistent navigational buttons along her left column, as well as a new footer containing navigational buttons, and other random navigational buttons.
The problem is Bossy doesn’t know enough computer code to translate her Photoshop design into reality, especially with all of that Navigating going on. So yesterday Bossy went to her local library and filled out request cards for every CSS How-To Manual located within the four corners of her county, which is sort of an exercise in futility since
to teach herself Fooking CSS.>
which brings us to:
- Locate a crackerjack web designer with expertise in navigational design, who not five minutes ago decided they wanted to dedicate their summer to working for free.
- Bossy needs to accomplish other things this summer too—like completing work on her reader photo collage, and learning how to use Photoshop’s Bridge to catalogue her photos, and she needs to dust-off her core ball, and she needs to use her core ball, and then she needs to squeeze into last year’s bathing suit, as soon as she finds last year’s bathing suit, and she needs to organize her closet so she can find things like bathing suits, and please excuse Bossy now while she checks herself into a medical facility for psychological treatment.