This is the snake. The snake who lives in Bossy’s yard. The snake who lives in Bossy’s yard that Bossy’s husband has known about for at least one year. The snake who lives in Bossy’s yard that Bossy’s husband has known about for at least one year and he didn’t bother to tell Bossy. The snake who lives in Bossy’s yard that Bossy’s husband has known about for at least one year and he didn’t bother to tell Bossy because the last time there was a snake in Bossy’s yard she put her house up for sale and moved three states away.
Hallie says
July 8, 2008 at 9:02 amGiant Eight Legged Dinner Plate Size Furry Beady Eyed Spiders
Hallie
http://wonderfulworldofweiners.blogspot.com/
hulagirlatheart says
July 8, 2008 at 9:04 amSnake loose in house makes Hula pee pants…and move.
SarahThe says
July 8, 2008 at 9:06 amComplete failure in the form of an “f” in College.
Julianne says
July 8, 2008 at 9:08 amThe 27 cats I’ll own when I die old & alone.
Black Hockey Jesus says
July 8, 2008 at 9:10 amBlack Hockey Jesus will one day perish. I hate death.
~Monkey says
July 8, 2008 at 9:11 amI fear anxiety, or rather, I fear that anxiety will prevent me from doing stuff that I really wanna do.
NorthGaGal says
July 8, 2008 at 9:11 amOh man SarahThe I still have dreams about that shape and it’s been over 30 years since I was in college! That anxiety seems to randomly reappear in my dreams… much like Bossy’s snake randomly appears.. just to yank her chain too..
mr lootiatto says
July 8, 2008 at 9:11 amCars accidents loved ones.
snakes??????!!!!
keepin’ it fun, D. Downer
corrie says
July 8, 2008 at 9:12 amFinally exercising… walking, and being abducted, never heard from again!
P.S. I am not kidding! exercising never happens without a partner..
Nance says
July 8, 2008 at 9:17 amYou are fortunate to live at a latitude where poisonous snakes do not. Live, that is. Think of the snake as a somewhat less cute and furry mouse, and you’ll do fine.
(p.s. I sorta like snakes.)
Debby says
July 8, 2008 at 9:19 amThanks to snakes, I’ve given up running, until it snows
BOSSY says
July 8, 2008 at 9:19 amBossy wakes up and she is a Nature Photographer. (Shudder.)
Katy says
July 8, 2008 at 9:19 amBeing in car near the tracks when a train comes!
Katy
http://mynutvillage.com/
Audubon Ron says
July 8, 2008 at 9:20 amWho said you would die if you eat that fruit?
vuboq says
July 8, 2008 at 9:23 amNever finishing these stupid government KSAs and being unemployed FOREVER.
[and crazed psychoninjas, but that takes me over 10 words]
Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You says
July 8, 2008 at 9:25 amsomething bad happening to one of my kids or hubby.
Grandma J says
July 8, 2008 at 9:25 amAny living thing that invades grandma j’s space without permission
missbanshee says
July 8, 2008 at 9:25 amUnderwater photography/video. Fear of giant ocean beast leaping out.
colette says
July 8, 2008 at 9:29 amfear of plane crashing- on the way TO my vacation
bluepaintred says
July 8, 2008 at 9:36 ameight legged freaks who make me pee myself in fright.
The Domestic Goddess says
July 8, 2008 at 9:36 amBugaboo finds neighbors’ pools, I find him in the bottom.
Jodi aka soNOTcool says
July 8, 2008 at 9:37 amThat BOSSY will require readers to email photos. Oh, wait.
The Great Getzby says
July 8, 2008 at 9:38 amNone that have form — wispy specter of an unfulfilled life
jp says
July 8, 2008 at 9:40 amCrossing busy streets, screech of brakes, waiting for the pain!
CourtneyRyan369 says
July 8, 2008 at 9:41 amnot liking my job
not having many options
being stuck
merrymishaps says
July 8, 2008 at 9:43 amThat I won’t outlive my cats. They are invincible, right?
moo says
July 8, 2008 at 9:43 ambeing closed in and cannot get out. Cremate me, please.
aj says
July 8, 2008 at 9:56 amIs this all there is? Seems that way sometimes. *sigh*
Bush Babe says
July 8, 2008 at 9:58 amBush Babe battling Bloody Big River Rats without one weapon!
All Adither says
July 8, 2008 at 9:58 amCancer, death, disease, sickness, nuclear bombs, AIDS, danger and birds.
Molly says
July 8, 2008 at 9:58 amDusty, linty, leftover bits of eyelash yarn, masquerading as spiders.
(said imposter was lurking on the back of a picture frame)
Coffee Bean says
July 8, 2008 at 9:59 amInnocently reading blogs and coming across pictures of ugly snakes.
Bush Babe says
July 8, 2008 at 10:01 amPS …snakes? Did someone say snakes?
http://bushbabe.blogspot.com/2008/06/mystery-solved-things-that-make-you-go.html
Wanna visit, Bossy??
catnip says
July 8, 2008 at 10:03 amFire. Middle of the night. Someone left inside. Snakes too.
chocolatechic says
July 8, 2008 at 10:04 amChildren dying before me, being left alone fending for self.
Adorable Girlfriend says
July 8, 2008 at 10:09 amThe question is whether Bossy’s hubbie John Cusak would kill it with his bare hands just to show her how much he loves her?
UC killed a mouse for AG shortly after we started dating because AG shrieked at another the night before.
In fairness though, UC kills mice for a living as a scientist.
Sarah @ Ordinary Days says
July 8, 2008 at 10:13 amHusband is out of town. Someone breaks in. Defend kids.
blue girl says
July 8, 2008 at 10:14 am“P.S. It’s not that big.”
Bossy, the flippin’ thing might as well be an Anaconda.
I’d be calling 911 if I were you.
Helen says
July 8, 2008 at 10:15 amAbsolutely terrified of snakes, even pictures of snakes scare me.
Melanie @ BeanPaste says
July 8, 2008 at 10:17 amSnakes coming out of a toilet. That, and home invasion.
Kate says
July 8, 2008 at 10:17 amFalling asleep while driving with kids in car. . . I survive.
Fairly Odd Mother says
July 8, 2008 at 10:18 amWaking to find man in mask standing over me (shudder).
BarbJ says
July 8, 2008 at 10:18 amHaving one of my children die before me – terrifying thought!
biddy says
July 8, 2008 at 10:24 amdamnitt bossy! now i’m going to have nightmares about snakes!
Sarah says
July 8, 2008 at 10:25 amUnderwater or in space – somewhere with no air – can’t breathe!
nrlois says
July 8, 2008 at 10:28 amSplit apart, lying helpless on the ground, bleeding broken heart.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
July 8, 2008 at 10:33 amMy worst fear is a world without wine and internet.
Mommy Melee says
July 8, 2008 at 10:35 amLosing my children or watching them suffer or any way.
Mommy Melee says
July 8, 2008 at 10:36 amLosing my children or watching them suffer in* any way.
Mr Farty says
July 8, 2008 at 10:37 amBees. No wait, bees make honey. Ok, wasps and hornets.
martha in mobile says
July 8, 2008 at 10:37 am“Sign right here, please, to donate your dying child’s organs…”
Jamie says
July 8, 2008 at 10:39 amAnyone in my family dying, and also? Drowning. Oy vey.
Miss Britt says
July 8, 2008 at 10:43 amI’m sorry. Can’t think. Damn snake has scarred me.
Meg says
July 8, 2008 at 10:43 amTarantulas, scorpions, inside
That’s why we don’t live in Texas.
Jacquie says
July 8, 2008 at 10:50 amleft alone at sea like those miserable bastards on dateline
http://meandyouandellie.blogspot.com/2008/07/devil-dog.html
Kady says
July 8, 2008 at 10:50 ammuthaf**kin’ snakes on the muthaf**kin’ plane…
Jami says
July 8, 2008 at 10:54 amSomething bad happening to a family member.
Big hairy caterpillars.
Jami says
July 8, 2008 at 10:55 amSomething bad happening to a family member.
Big hairy caterpillars.
Jen says
July 8, 2008 at 10:55 amSmall, black and yellow, buzzing, waiting to sting me BEE!
The Modern Gal says
July 8, 2008 at 10:58 amWill I ever know for sure if he’s the one?
K says
July 8, 2008 at 11:06 amUm… that’s just a garter snake. It eats bugs and minds its own business. Same with the spiders.
Real worries – something happening to the kids. Or, unexpected guests seeing what a truly lousy housekeeper I really am.
Bobbie says
July 8, 2008 at 11:10 amDrowning under ice (remember the movie “The Omen”?). And snakes.
K says
July 8, 2008 at 11:14 amUnanticipated guests discover what a sloppy house I usually keep.
Moi says
July 8, 2008 at 11:15 amMy fearsome shape is my MIL moving into my house.
Stimey says
July 8, 2008 at 11:15 amWhat if someone throws a worm at me?
Stacey Ball says
July 8, 2008 at 11:17 amWalking down enclosed stairwell, I will fall when nobody’s around.
Auds says
July 8, 2008 at 11:21 amDriving in a car with my eighteen year old daughter.
Lori says
July 8, 2008 at 11:25 amFire in the middle of the night. Can’t get out.
Emily R says
July 8, 2008 at 11:27 amBaby drowns.
AJ won’t love career.
Squirrels.
Severe birth defects.
Undomestic Diva says
July 8, 2008 at 11:38 amA-I-R T-R-A-V-E-L!
(Flight, for us humans, is not natural.)
Nichol says
July 8, 2008 at 11:39 amHeights, big birds, monkeys, cockroaches, not necessarily in that order!!!
Dharmamama says
July 8, 2008 at 11:40 amThe idea of having to die without having lived, unbearable.
BH says
July 8, 2008 at 11:41 am“You are fortunate to live at a latitude where poisonous snakes do not. Live, that is. Think of the snake as a somewhat less cute and furry mouse, and you’ll do fine.
Posted by: Nance | July 08, 2008 at 09:17 AM” Uhhhh… Hey Nance: see the next 10 words!
Do too! Rattlers and Copperheads. Sshh. Don’t tell Bossy though!
BH
carolyn says
July 8, 2008 at 11:41 amMy kids being sad or hurt or lonely or misunderstood.
MamaMo says
July 8, 2008 at 11:42 amdeep, dark depths of the ocean – strange creatures, sharp teeth
Carolyn says
July 8, 2008 at 11:42 amWait! And roaches. Big ass southern roaches that can FLY.
Marnie says
July 8, 2008 at 11:49 amEight legs, any size, any color. Oh, and Jaws.
Bliz says
July 8, 2008 at 11:53 amDriving off a bridge. Always keep windows down in case.
Margie says
July 8, 2008 at 11:57 amSNAKES and mice.
Ellie says
July 8, 2008 at 12:00 pmNo I cannot. If I do, I will be scared.
andrea says
July 8, 2008 at 12:02 pmMultiple catastrophic events involving loved ones.
anne marie in philly says
July 8, 2008 at 12:03 pmheights, water, bees – falling, drowning, allergic reactions to stings. OY!
ms picket to you says
July 8, 2008 at 12:03 pmSomething bad happens in city. Must leave fast. No gas.
Kris says
July 8, 2008 at 12:03 pmSnakes in my yard, in my flowerbeds, on my sidewalks!
The Mom says
July 8, 2008 at 12:03 pmThings that go bump or vomit in the dark night.
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
July 8, 2008 at 12:09 pmRecounting comment words and finding only nine instead of ten.
Headbang8 says
July 8, 2008 at 12:13 pmOn stage, not knowing my lines, and naked.
wrh says
July 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm1) YOU 2) HAVE 3) PUT 4) A 5) PICTURE 6) OF 7) IT 8)ON 9) YOUR 10) BLOG
Kristin says
July 8, 2008 at 12:17 pmThings that fly make me lock myself in the house.
Kathy from NJ says
July 8, 2008 at 12:26 pmCaterpillars – can’t even look at them.
KD @ A Bit Squirrelly says
July 8, 2008 at 12:27 pmSpiders that could be leashed and kept as pets, INSIDE.
mr. lootiatto says
July 8, 2008 at 12:33 pmthis country going more to the right
Right wing…NO.
Suebob says
July 8, 2008 at 12:34 pmBeing trapped in a big snowstorm with the power out.
jerilynne says
July 8, 2008 at 12:36 pmAnything bad happening to kids,snakes,orange juice..{long story}
Foolery says
July 8, 2008 at 12:36 pmHe’s about five feet tall and jumps on Oprah’s furniture.
Emily says
July 8, 2008 at 12:41 pmSupreme Court repeals term limits. Bush/Cheney re-elected in 2008.
Els says
July 8, 2008 at 12:44 pmBossy moved house, but did not devorce husband?!
Heather Outside Boston says
July 8, 2008 at 12:47 pmlonely, alone, unloved.
succinct, but horrifying.
expect cats to eat me.
Margaret says
July 8, 2008 at 12:47 pmGeorge W. Bush in the White House one more time.
Von says
July 8, 2008 at 12:54 pmDriving on anything that involves Merging. Or others merging. Can’t.
marchelle says
July 8, 2008 at 12:55 pmWorms, slugs, snails, maggots, larvae of any sort, caterpillars, oysters.
In the Trenches of Mommyhood says
July 8, 2008 at 12:55 pmMy biggest fear is that of my children dying first.
Victoria says
July 8, 2008 at 12:57 pmMore than ten steps off the ground? Eeeeeeek, I’m dizzy!
Shayera says
July 8, 2008 at 12:59 pmFire. Being buried alive. Ceiling fan cutting off my hand.
Becca says
July 8, 2008 at 1:11 pmbugs. of all kinds. especially crawly ones. on my body.
Mandy says
July 8, 2008 at 1:12 pmSomehow someone will get me on a ship. Think Titanic.
Anniemom says
July 8, 2008 at 1:15 pmWords like fusilage, takeoff, altitude, floatation device, and cabin pressure.
jody says
July 8, 2008 at 1:23 pmRed on yella, kill a fella….please not my son.
http://andbabymakes6.com/archives/1284
Lulu says
July 8, 2008 at 1:32 pmCrazy, violent, male rage aimed at me. In the dark.
Naomi says
July 8, 2008 at 1:32 pmwater. don’t like it. force myself to go in it
gala says
July 8, 2008 at 1:36 pmgiant hairy 8 legged spiders. and movies, pictures, and drawings of spiders. that scares the hell out of me. scorpions no problem. but big scary spiders make me numb with fear.
Wendy says
July 8, 2008 at 2:01 pmI fear dying without having anyone notice that I’m gone.
margalit says
July 8, 2008 at 2:06 pmSuspension bridges, high up, make me want to drive off.
Madness says
July 8, 2008 at 2:09 pmhaving any part of my body STICKY for all eternity.
Cathy says
July 8, 2008 at 2:11 pmGrowing old and not remembering my family or friends.
Deb on the Rocks says
July 8, 2008 at 2:19 pmMy boss tracking me straying from my feedreader to Bossy’s.
Debbie says
July 8, 2008 at 2:19 pmAlso scared of snakes. Yours would make a pretty scarf.
Whit says
July 8, 2008 at 2:24 pmIt’s about this big and I’d say roughly yay high.
penny says
July 8, 2008 at 2:30 pmCar accident before I have time to have a life.
Stephanie says
July 8, 2008 at 2:35 pmKate and I have the same fear, the masked man.
dgm says
July 8, 2008 at 2:44 pmBig round black shiny abdomen with a bright red hourglass.
(Most other spiders I like okay, however.)
Kimberly C says
July 8, 2008 at 2:47 pmWhat needs eight legs to walk?
Pamela says
July 8, 2008 at 2:48 pmIf anything happened to my short people I would die.
Jill says
July 8, 2008 at 2:52 pmunhealthy baby, lots of hospital trips, no end in sight.
Emily says
July 8, 2008 at 2:59 pmGorgeous strapless gown with stunning strappy stilettos. A trip. Boobs!
Ashlea says
July 8, 2008 at 3:00 pmThat this really is as good as it gets, ugh!
Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas says
July 8, 2008 at 3:06 pmempty coffee pots sexy young nannies knee wrinkles
Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas says
July 8, 2008 at 3:07 pmbrain freeze (apparently I can add – my comment was only 8 words. Geesh.)
Heather says
July 8, 2008 at 3:08 pmLosing everything and everyone to fire, famine or alien invasion.
Lori at Spinning Yellow says
July 8, 2008 at 3:13 pmDefinitely snakes. Especially snakes in my bed. Nightmare. Thanks, Bossy.
sevedra says
April 25, 2009 at 2:33 pmJustifiable place on food chain, NON justifiable place in yard!