This is the pile of business cards Bossy accrued while attending the BlogHer conference in San Francisco. It was a wonderful networking opportunity, and Bossy met all kinds of very influential people and received many interesting professional offers.
The problem is, Bossy has a little preexisting medical condition she likes to call, I Will Never Remember Your Name Or What You Are Saying Because I Am Too Busy Looking At Your Cute Shoes.
This is a huge problem for Bossy, since she is now staring at the pile of business cards trying to match compliments and propositions with the appropriate stock card.
So, for that person in the high-powered company who said she told all of her coworkers about i am bossy and now they all sit at their adjoining desks and giggle at the posts: email Bossy.
And for that person in the other high-powered company who suggested that Bossy would soon be a featured blogger and gain V.I.P. status: email please.
And for that guy and girl who promised that the very next time Bossy goes on an Excellent Road Trip they want to sponsor the bejesus out of Bossy: email.
And for that generous host with the bold taste in hats and entrepreneurial dollars to burn: you know what to do.
And for that United States presidential candidate who approached Bossy to be the new Secretary of Defense? Only if it includes a gift certificate to Zappos.
In other news, Bossy had the opportunity to hang out with many of the talented old school bloggers at the conference. Like Maggie Mason:
And Alice Bradley:
And even Dooce: