Bird Feeders. But not just any bird feeders, bird feeders that you can see from inside your house.
Bossy doesn’t have any bird feeders, because–that whole eating like a bird thing? Not true. And Bossy is trying to pull off a little stunt with special effects she likes to call The Poverty Party, and she doesn’t need to be spending money on bird food when the birds still have plenty of seasonal things to eat.
Boy, it doesn’t really sound like Bossy even likes bird feeders, does it? But she does, when they are near a window, as this bird feeder is. It’s right outside Bossy’s brother’s dining room window, and it attracts tons of birds — which this photo doesn’t reflect because: did you know that, to a bird, a Nikon looks an awful lot like a rifle?
Anyway. This bird feeder is also a favorite because Bossy’s Japanese sister-in-law covered its roof with inverted thumbtacks to discourage the squirrels. But we like to think of it as a Japanese House of Torture.