Have you met Bossy’s homegrown pumpkin?
About that: Bossy’s spontaneous pumpkin patch produced five pumpkins. Two rotted before they were plucked from the vine, and a third rotted before Halloween.
Also: Bossy was too worried about her remaining pumpkins to allow them position in front of the house where squirrels are on the attack. So her glorious pumpkins stayed hidden from view until the arrival of dusk on Halloween night.
All in all, Bossy spent approximately two billion dollars to grow and coddle her pumpkins. Sure glad she didn’t have to buy them at the store!