#9 Arror, you beat me to it!
My friend James taught us that the secret to making every fortune cooky fortune totally amusing is to add at the end:
“in bed”
Whole new way to look at fortune cooky fortunes.
I ate Chinese food for lunch today. My fortune said “The human heart is endlessly hopeful”. That is NOT a fortune. That is a statement. I hate lame fortune cookies. ARG.
Good times ahead.
Lucky! I could use new concepts.
But aren’t they always when you have a blog like this?
Perhaps the financial advisor???
or even better… the Lottery Commissioner with a check!
They didn’t say you would LIKE the people or the concepts. It probably just means you will get the job at Starbucks.
Well, good luck with that.
my fortune told me i was going to die alone someday
Yeah-huh.
…. in bed.
Woot!
(I think Furiousball needs to find a new Chinese restaurant!)
New people? They make those?
I knew you were just waitin for me–and my new concepts…….uhhhh..
Lisa
I doesn’t get much better than that. Anything new is good.
#9 Arror, you beat me to it!
My friend James taught us that the secret to making every fortune cooky fortune totally amusing is to add at the end:
“in bed”
Whole new way to look at fortune cooky fortunes.
I ate Chinese food for lunch today. My fortune said “The human heart is endlessly hopeful”. That is NOT a fortune. That is a statement. I hate lame fortune cookies. ARG.
Dear MidlifeMama #15,
Fortune or statement, I think you mean “The human heart is endlessly hopeful …in bed.”
how did the cookie factory know so far ahead that Mr. Obama would come and bring a new beginning?
I’m hanging on that.
Does the fortune mean you went out or merely ordered out? Poverty party girls want to know!