#9 Arror, you beat me to it!
My friend James taught us that the secret to making every fortune cooky fortune totally amusing is to add at the end:
“in bed”
Whole new way to look at fortune cooky fortunes.
I ate Chinese food for lunch today. My fortune said “The human heart is endlessly hopeful”. That is NOT a fortune. That is a statement. I hate lame fortune cookies. ARG.
MariaV says
January 14, 2009 at 8:48 amGood times ahead.
dgm says
January 14, 2009 at 9:26 amLucky! I could use new concepts.
kristin says
January 14, 2009 at 9:34 amBut aren’t they always when you have a blog like this?
corrie says
January 14, 2009 at 9:56 amPerhaps the financial advisor???
or even better… the Lottery Commissioner with a check!
MidLifeMama says
January 14, 2009 at 10:07 amThey didn’t say you would LIKE the people or the concepts. It probably just means you will get the job at Starbucks.
Gigi says
January 14, 2009 at 10:31 amWell, good luck with that.
furiousball says
January 14, 2009 at 10:41 ammy fortune told me i was going to die alone someday
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
January 14, 2009 at 10:59 amYeah-huh.
Arror says
January 14, 2009 at 11:46 am…. in bed.
Lesley says
January 14, 2009 at 12:14 pmWoot!
(I think Furiousball needs to find a new Chinese restaurant!)
Debby says
January 14, 2009 at 12:44 pmNew people? They make those?
Lisa says
January 14, 2009 at 12:49 pmI knew you were just waitin for me–and my new concepts…….uhhhh..
Lisa
Grandma J says
January 14, 2009 at 1:45 pmI doesn’t get much better than that. Anything new is good.
Reeb says
January 14, 2009 at 2:16 pm#9 Arror, you beat me to it!
My friend James taught us that the secret to making every fortune cooky fortune totally amusing is to add at the end:
“in bed”
Whole new way to look at fortune cooky fortunes.
MidLifeMama says
January 14, 2009 at 3:44 pmI ate Chinese food for lunch today. My fortune said “The human heart is endlessly hopeful”. That is NOT a fortune. That is a statement. I hate lame fortune cookies. ARG.
JK says
January 14, 2009 at 4:02 pmDear MidlifeMama #15,
Fortune or statement, I think you mean “The human heart is endlessly hopeful …in bed.”
jandondi says
January 14, 2009 at 6:56 pmhow did the cookie factory know so far ahead that Mr. Obama would come and bring a new beginning?
I’m hanging on that.
Helen+ilana+Hi says
January 14, 2009 at 8:04 pmDoes the fortune mean you went out or merely ordered out? Poverty party girls want to know!